Pink name?

you have to send me pics to prove you're a girl

LIES. Clearly your profile picture shows you're a cat.

Pics or you have a wiener

shoot how do i make myself cat colored then?

out of every thread ever made on NS this is the dumbest one ever created.

that's because I'm a girl and girls are dumb

shut up dick

sick man

let me rephrase this…. what do I do to make my name pink? I was making my account while attempting to multitask and I didn't say I wanted my name pink, but now I do. How do I go about doing that?

I clearly told you in my first post that you ever so rudely chose to ignore

Kill yourself.
Hope to become a female.

PM a mod your boobs. Trust me this works.

Unless your shitty 5 posts in this thread mean something to you, make a new account and choose FEMALE as your gender... Not fucking male

You are such an op

I chose female, it just gives an option if you want your name pink or something along those lines and I quickly skimmed it and said no. I really don't feel like resigning up because I'm lazy.

It would take less time than making this thread and replying to everyone

I know, it's a really trying five minutes..

I already emailed one of the mods and they're working on it, so theres no point in remaking one at this point. now i'm just basking in the enjoyment of how pissed people get on here.

IM MAD

IM MADDER

WE'RE MAD

IM MADDER THEN U

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced nerd. Welcome to hell, population: you

What the heck did you just freaking say about me, you big bully? I’ll have you know that I came in second place in my school’s spelling bee and have helped my little sister sell cookies to over 300 people for the Girls Scouts of the USA. I have trained in owning noobs at chess since I was 8 years old and am the best in my class. You are nothing to me but another meanie. I will report you to my principle through my mom’s email and I’m sure he would like to have some stern words with you. You think bullying on the internet is an okay thing to do? Think again, mister. I’m trying to study for my geography test and if I fail it will be because you are distracting me and I hope you can live with that. This test is really important. You’re so mean. If you’re so tough why don’t you come over to my house? I will gladly show you over seven hundreds ways to checkmate someone in a game of chess, and that’s just with knights. Not only am I really good at chess, but I also beat everyone I know at hula hooping endurance contests and Yu-Gi-Oh duels and will make you realize that you just wasted all your time putting people down. If only you could understand how hurtful your words are, you poop mouth. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’ve made my face all red in anger. Blood will be on your hands if I get pushed over the edge and drink bleach, mark my words. I’m just going to ignore you now and study for my test, mister.

Please, I already live in Hell on earth. Ohio. Population: 11.5 million

You fucking motherfucker. Do you know what you have just said? DO YOU?!?

I do. I know what you have just said, and I don't like it. I don't like it one fucking bit, asshole. You think you can fucking say that and get away with it? Yeah, I bet you do. Well, guess what, jackass. I have your IP address. Yeah, that's right. I'm tracing your location as I type this. When I find where you live, you fat faggot, I'm going to come to your house, rip your mailbox out of the ground, and shove it up your big fat ass. But that's not all I'll do, oh no. That's just the start. That's just the tip of the fucking iceberg of things that I will shove up your ass. Expect things like my foot, your head, a dragon dildo, high explosives, crossbow bolts, and more to have penetrated your anus by the time I'm done with you.

All you had to do was keep your stupid ass post to yourself, and not post it, but noooooooo, you just couldn't let it go. You had to hit the "submit" button and, well, buddy, your moronic actions will catch up with you.

Oh look, I just found your address. See ya, punk.

Actually track it again later… I'm at my grandma's house right now, and I don't want her to see that happen to me. She's too kind, unlike myself.

ayyy lmao lets get together and make it 11,500,001 ;) srs doe im from ohio and i will fuck you (if confirmed as a pink name only...or ur a super duper cute boi)

actually if you read above and looked at my icon, I'm a cat.............. meow

im down for some beastiality

I didn't know shit could be gay. I think I had an epiphany.