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roddy116

Posts: 10648 - Karma: 7,665

Karma: 7,665

Posts: 10648

Crazy Fool

Deer valley- we will tickle you with a feather just ask.
Big sky- you might actually die here.
Telluride- you can't drive here.
Hyland- quarantining douchebags so you can have fun in other places.

Mar 12 2014 7:38PM

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dvx100

Posts: 1884 - Karma: 4,819

Karma: 4,819

Posts: 1884

Insane

Stratton - Not one person here is actually a local

Mar 13 2014 2:06PM

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MOGULS...

Posts: 505 - Karma: 194

Karma: 194

Posts: 505

Ridiculous

seven springs- where they build it for snowboarders and you ski it anyway

Mar 13 2014 2:12PM

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esotericjive

Posts: 1889 - Karma: 1,445

Karma: 1,445

Posts: 1889

Insane

Killington - who needs a pipe anyway?

Hunter - oh god the horror.... The horror

Mar 13 2014 2:32PM

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thedanimal

Posts: 490 - Karma: 180

Karma: 180

Posts: 490

Ridiculous

Camp fortune- edlewiss took all of our wax!

Mar 13 2014 3:04PM

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shitpoop

Posts: 667 - Karma: 1,479

Karma: 1,479

Posts: 667

Ridiculous

holy fucking shit so true, 1 hour lift line one time

Mar 13 2014 3:11PM

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Abu_Hajaar

Posts: 2751 - Karma: 3,908

Karma: 3,908

Posts: 2751

Addict

BMBW- "We try"

Mar 13 2014 3:21PM

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bhdonoghue

Posts: 239 - Karma: 199

Karma: 199

Posts: 239

Loner

sugarloaf - what's not on wind hold?

Mar 13 2014 3:26PM

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John18_6

Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,168

Karma: 49,168

Posts: 7313

Crazy Fool

Lutsen MN- we make our rails unhittable so you don't have to worry about getting hurt!

Mar 13 2014 3:56PM

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Nacho+

Posts: 3748 - Karma: 7,791

Karma: 7,791

Posts: 3748

Addict

Cannon - if u don't like it then leave

Mar 13 2014 4:20PM

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joriza.ski

Posts: 1652 - Karma: 2,170

Karma: 2,170

Posts: 1652

Insane

Sugarloaf - cva kids will cut you off Roundtop - Dc and Baltimore come to piss you off Sunday river - transverse central

Mar 13 2014 4:25PM

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*TURBONERD*

Posts: 15089 - Karma: 9,231

Karma: 9,231

Posts: 15089

Post Whore

This could definitely apply to Sunday River too.

Mar 13 2014 4:32PM

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EvanMeyer

Posts: 3826 - Karma: 3,509

Karma: 3,509

Posts: 3826

Addict

seven springs - where more skis are rented than owned

Mar 13 2014 4:51PM

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snugs

Posts: 966 - Karma: 4,090

Karma: 4,090

Posts: 966

Insane

okemo- weekend enthusiasts, new jersey/york gapers, and wealthy old people

Mar 13 2014 5:09PM

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Zimmy

Posts: 1258 - Karma: -1,327

Karma: -1,327

Posts: 1258

Insane

Mt Buller - love making snow

Mar 13 2014 6:02PM

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mcarmazzi

Posts: 431 - Karma: 709

Karma: 709

Posts: 431

Ridiculous

Brighton: Where's your peeps pass?

Mar 13 2014 8:11PM

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AT-AT

Posts: 3281 - Karma: 3,258

Karma: 3,258

Posts: 3281

Addict

Hunter- NYC's weekend get-away

Mar 13 2014 8:18PM

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Lemuel

Posts: 14535 - Karma: 11,045

Karma: 11,045

Posts: 14535

Crazy Fool

Okemo: Flatter than your girlfriends chest.

Mar 13 2014 8:26PM

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triss

Posts: 1293 - Karma: 2,916

Karma: 2,916

Posts: 1293

Insane

Butternut - We have a stupid fucking name

Mar 13 2014 8:51PM

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cp_7

Posts: 372 - Karma: 1,301

Karma: 1,301

Posts: 372

Loner

jay peak: We're pretty much Canada.

Mar 13 2014 9:09PM

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fatherb

Posts: 1510 - Karma: 173

Karma: 173

Posts: 1510

Insane

woah man, you scared me. I though I had an alter ego I didn't know about for a second

Mar 13 2014 9:46PM

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IZAYUH

Posts: 17 - Karma: 48

Karma: 48

Posts: 17

Newb

park city mountain resort: we don't give a fuck about you

Mar 13 2014 10:49PM

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CalvinStork

Posts: 163 - Karma: 2,082

Karma: 2,082

Posts: 163

Pro

Anywhere in Wisconsin: A jump or two rails, whats your run?

Mar 13 2014 10:58PM

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californiagrown

Posts: 9794 - Karma: 2,014

Karma: 2,014

Posts: 9794

Crazy Fool

Alpine Meadows - The home of the jamaican ski team
-The only hiking resort that offers skiing in the Tahoe basin.

Kirkwood - Steep as hell except wherever there is a landing zone.
-The only place in Tahoe thats not in Tahoe.

Northstar at Tahoe
-where the bay comes to play
-Asian drivers, asian skiers, head on a swivel
-Like Squaw, without the mountain

Mar 13 2014 11:13PM

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Such_Doge

Posts: 204 - Karma: 704

Karma: 704

Posts: 204

Loner

Mission Ridge : "oh no, we forgot to groom the park"

Mar 14 2014 12:46AM

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xxx22222

Posts: 48 - Karma: 1,476

Karma: 1,476

Posts: 48

Lame

Powder Ridge, MN We lied.

Mar 14 2014 1:04AM

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GANGBANG420

Posts: 263 - Karma: 879

Karma: 879

Posts: 263

Loner

Crystal mountain- 看雷尼爾山！拍攝照片。然後，我們去裡面的小屋休息一天。

Mar 14 2014 1:15AM

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hardig1234

Posts: 291 - Karma: 206

Karma: 206

Posts: 291

Loner

roundtop- why is the staircase sitting in the grass

Mar 14 2014 1:30AM

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ThaLorax

Posts: 21097 - Karma: 8,526

Karma: 8,526

Posts: 21097

@th1337

Breckenridge: Ski Patrol actually blew it up
Aspen: We're renaming our town to New Texas
Summit County: Where mid-westerners come for 1 year between college and grad school.
Silverton: We have a fucking helicopter.
Alta: Because fuck equal rights.
Squaw Valley: Welcome to China Town!
Jackson Hole: Located in the heart of the majestic Grand Tits mountain range.
A Basin: You can't smoke weed here, this is federal land.

Mar 14 2014 2:46AM

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ModMommy

Posts: 10845 - Karma: 57,762

Karma: 57,762

Posts: 10845

Crazy Fool

Northstar- Stop calling us flatstar

Mar 14 2014 3:25AM

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jadavis

Posts: 142 - Karma: 136

Karma: 136

Posts: 142

Pro

Whistler: We're the biggest and best ski area ever and family oriented and all that

Blackcomb: Fuck Whistler

Whistler Village: Sober and full of Aussies

Mar 14 2014 3:38AM

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Yaraelpoof.png

Posts: 1556 - Karma: 6,418

Karma: 6,418

Posts: 1556

Insane

Seven Springs: Nuck Bob futting

Mar 14 2014 9:09AM

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YoungJ

Posts: 447 - Karma: 883

Karma: 883

Posts: 447

Ridiculous

Yawgoo-- Do you know the yawgoons?

Mar 14 2014 9:28AM

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killa_trees

Posts: 97 - Karma: 104

Karma: 104

Posts: 97

Wannabe

Jiminy peak - you can have a rail and a box, but only on opposite sides of the mountain

Mar 14 2014 10:32AM

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whoa-dere

Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,105

Karma: 7,105

Posts: 10596

Crazy Fool

Hahahaha

Mar 14 2014 11:23AM

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John18_6

Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,168

Karma: 49,168

Posts: 7313

Crazy Fool

Wirth Park MN- snowboarders only because skiers can't do snowboard parks.

Mar 14 2014 11:40AM

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percs

Posts: 2280 - Karma: 5,800

Karma: 5,800

Posts: 2280

Addict

Las Vegas ski and snowboard: wait there is something other than snowboarding?

Mar 14 2014 11:45AM

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pghjibber

Posts: 1298 - Karma: 329

Karma: 329

Posts: 1298

Insane

mammoth - it's only 5 hrs from LA? what a short commute!

Mar 14 2014 12:10PM

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MythicMontainMan

Posts: 66 - Karma: 380

Karma: 380

Posts: 66

Wannabe

Wolf Creek: Stealing skiers backpacks since '38

Mar 14 2014 12:30PM

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CSteaZy

Posts: 51 - Karma: 239

Karma: 239

Posts: 51

Wannabe

Smuggler's Notch-If the Lift's ran any slower, you would freeze to death

Mar 14 2014 1:06PM

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j_romero

Posts: 124 - Karma: 345

Karma: 345

Posts: 124

Pro

Bear mountain - Drunk gapers everywhere you look.

Mar 14 2014 1:15PM

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powerbong2000

Posts: 737 - Karma: 1,802

Karma: 1,802

Posts: 737

Ridiculous

baaahhhhhhhh hahahahahahaha. Holy god, that is some dumb shit right there. Last time I hit the lutsen park I did a lap and quit for fear of getting massively fucked up by some poorly shaped shit.

Mar 14 2014 1:25PM

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