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Ski area one liners

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roddy116
Posts: 10635 - Karma: 7,506
Deer valley- we will tickle you with a feather just ask.
Big sky- you might actually die here.
Telluride- you can't drive here.
Hyland- quarantining douchebags so you can have fun in other places.
Mar 12 2014 7:38PM
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GetOnMyNeville
Posts: 63 - Karma: 184
Perfect North slopes- 300 ft vertical. Still have avalanches
Mar 12 2014 7:49PM
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snugs
Posts: 966 - Karma: 4,090
Mnt Snow- This is where carinthia is
Mar 12 2014 8:08PM
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Xanadoo
Posts: 729 - Karma: 1,237
Stratton - we have the biggest jump on the east coast, too bad its impossible to get speed for
Mar 12 2014 8:21PM
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Mr.LemonPie
Posts: 4100 - Karma: 1,625
Breck is so windy cus Keystone sucks and Copper blows.
Mar 12 2014 8:25PM
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raymondcabral
Posts: 747 - Karma: 1,094
Mt. Sunapee- It icy even on powder days
Mar 12 2014 8:26PM
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Forcillo
Posts: 3801 - Karma: 3,580
Camden Snow Bowl - Contrary to popular belief, we exist.
Mar 12 2014 8:41PM
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d00d
Posts: 2687 - Karma: 7,086
Wachusett - Cluster fuck accomplished!
Mar 12 2014 8:43PM
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FuckAllOfYou
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 2,518
Welch village: kill us, please
Afton alps: vail bought us and nothing happened
Coffee mill: we should have stuck to coffee
Mar 12 2014 8:48PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10635 - Karma: 7,506
Spirit mountain- we have more jumps than rails.
Mt. Kato- always a slushee.
Beartooth Basin- we don't know when winter is.

Mar 12 2014 9:04PM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,550
sugarbush - were way more chill than you

nashoba - "can you backflip"

wachusett - "these kids on the lift need to shut the fuck up"
Mar 12 2014 9:18PM
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stupendous-man
Posts: 8637 - Karma: 13,293
Timberline: What is summer
Mar 12 2014 9:18PM
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Iraq_Lobster
Posts: 1866 - Karma: 4,904
Chestnut MT. (small midwest resort) - WE DONT NEED SHOWERS WE GOT SKIIN.


They all dirtballs and this post sucked but I had to contribute.
Mar 12 2014 9:32PM
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lineskis413
Posts: 124 - Karma: 1,708
Jiminy peak - saftey first
Mar 12 2014 9:55PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,664
killington - fuck you west coast were trying
Mar 12 2014 9:58PM
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jensen
Posts: 2576 - Karma: 1,267
I came here expecting pick-up lines to use on the hill.

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Mar 12 2014 10:28PM
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nutz.
Posts: 3150 - Karma: 6,712
should be Jay Peak
Mar 12 2014 10:38PM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,902
Vail - Skiing is believing, but peeing is relieving.
Mar 12 2014 10:59PM
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APunx176
Posts: 1189 - Karma: 2,628
Coffee Mill - Good luck trying to grind ANY of the 3 rails we have
Mt. La Crosse - Just drop your kids off here and leave
Mar 12 2014 11:08PM
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Brocka_Flocka
Posts: 1215 - Karma: 8,742
Alta is for skiers.

Vail: Bring your cross country skis.
"Sickest place ever!"-Weekend Warrior
More flat than a Catholic Priest's date.
Mar 13 2014 12:08AM
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roddy116
Posts: 10635 - Karma: 7,506
Afton- we don't know what state were in anymore.

Powder Mountain- were glad you don't know.

Snowbird- Come buy our 5 trillion variations of hats.

Elm Creek- our view is amazing.
Mar 13 2014 12:16AM
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roddy116
Posts: 10635 - Karma: 7,506
Jackson Hole- a kaiju is hiding here.
Mar 13 2014 12:18AM
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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22708 - Karma: 76,635
Buttermilk - Flatter than a bitch on bigwheels.
Mar 13 2014 12:26AM
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roddy116
Posts: 10635 - Karma: 7,506
great divide- we have no idea what the fuck is going on.
Mar 13 2014 12:29AM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,353
vail- good luck trying to park for free lol.
Mar 13 2014 12:30AM
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BigBadWolf
Posts: 2000 - Karma: 432
Keystone- Keystoned

A Basin- We are the only ones open!!
Mar 13 2014 12:39AM
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No.Quarter
Posts: 5257 - Karma: 16,965
A-Basin: Whaaaaaaaat Duuuuuude?

Keystone: It snowed an inch on outback last night, better get my hellbents!

Breck: If you make your body into a sail, you can make it across the traverse

Winter Park: Lets put a high-speed 6-pack on the windiest part of the mountain!
Mar 13 2014 12:40AM
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No.Quarter
Posts: 5257 - Karma: 16,965
A Basin: Want to ski in the summer without driving a ton or getting hit by drunks?
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Mar 13 2014 12:42AM
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roddy116
Posts: 10635 - Karma: 7,506
squaw valley- we still think its 1990
Mar 13 2014 12:51AM
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Slurpsicle.
Posts: 703 - Karma: 1,003
Bridger bowl - fuck it and huck it
- salute the whale
Mar 13 2014 1:09AM
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GILLSKI
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 361
Crystal "ski patrol blew it up"

Mount Baker "we have the most pow, heaviest too!"

White pass "ice pass"

Timberline "come back in the summer, its better then."

Killington "the closest youll get to the west, just not the best"

Shawnee mtn PA "we want to kill ourselves too

Anywhere in New york "wish we were closer to the lakes"


Mar 13 2014 1:42AM
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Swaggermager
Posts: 2576 - Karma: 950
Snowbird: nut up or shut up
Mar 13 2014 1:55AM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
I don't get this thread, I guess I'm not smart?
Mar 13 2014 2:04AM
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BlakeLively
Posts: 663 - Karma: 656
Pico- Powder in the trees 2 weeks after a storm
"What's a lift line?"
Mar 13 2014 2:30AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11989 - Karma: 12,264
snow valley: breeding tube stars since 1952

Edmonton ski club: where the park is do it yourself!
Mar 13 2014 3:03AM
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tinglskier
Posts: 71 - Karma: 856
Northern Alps - What the fuck is this white stuff on the ground?
Mar 13 2014 8:44AM
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snugs
Posts: 966 - Karma: 4,090
boyne- because you live in the midwest
Mar 13 2014 9:08AM
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,165
Giants Ridge- be sure to try our 120ft (25ft) Big Air!
Mar 13 2014 9:29AM
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first_rodeo
Posts: 2385 - Karma: 7,781

More Lines, Lack of features-- Jiminy Peak

Park City of the East -- Carinthia  

Mar 13 2014 9:30AM
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Dragonslayer101
Posts: 283 - Karma: 857
Mt Bogus Basin: Even the name is bogus
Mar 13 2014 9:32AM
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kijiski
Posts: 43 - Karma: 108
Rabbit Hill - Come get high on our deck.
Sunridge - we exist but hurry before our park melts away.
Mar 13 2014 9:45AM
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roddy116
Posts: 10635 - Karma: 7,506
BOYNE- Bend Over Your Now Employed
Mar 13 2014 9:53AM
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xPhilipJFryx
Posts: 215 - Karma: 405
Snowbowl Flagstaff - Jumps? But someone might get hurt.
Mar 13 2014 1:17PM
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FreedGucci
Posts: 454 - Karma: 3,192
Whitetail- Supporting ice skating since the beginning
Mar 13 2014 1:26PM
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jibnut
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 304
Stevens Pass, WA: Have they been doing avalanche control? Because I think I found a bombshell..
Mar 13 2014 1:30PM
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Blake.P
Posts: 9894 - Karma: 3,585
crystal - ski patrol knocked it down
breckendridge - breckenfridge
Mar 13 2014 1:31PM
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jibnut
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 304
Haha. The Crystal one! That pick up line one I did should be switched to Crystal.

Mar 13 2014 1:37PM
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EastShoreDrive
Posts: 188 - Karma: 862
Loon - You'll love waiting in line with the rest of Massachusetts!
Mar 13 2014 1:45PM
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Gherbs
Posts: 530 - Karma: 903
more like
spirit mountain- the iciest landings your ass has ever felt.
Mar 13 2014 2:00PM
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