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pianoman
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already tried peeing in her butt….

so a really hot girl i barely know just added me on facebook while i was online, so i immediately accept her friend request. so i'm looking through her pics and i'm thinkin 'fuck yea shes hot' so i quickly tried to open another tab for some pr0n….next thing i know i accidentally type some suuuuper perverted shit into the comment section of one of her pics (not even a recent one)….. and it took me a minute to find it so i could delete it….judging by the short amount of time this all happened it, she was most likely still online…. WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO. i posted a trololololo status already to pretend like i got hacked…is this likely to work in the event that she caught a glimpse of my comment..? fuck this is embarrasing
Mar 10 2014 10:37PM
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Malcolm
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Tell her the truth. Say "Sorry, I was just creeping on one of your 2012 photo albums and decided cross reference what I was looking at with some Asian squid porn"
Mar 13 2014 2:27PM
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RubberSoul
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reading comprehension in this thread: D-


@OP youre probably fine, right? would you be willing to ask her if she noticed? you could say your friends did it or whatever and you were just asking people to see what went down..
Mar 13 2014 2:54PM
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BigScaryLarry
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youre bunz dude. she def saw it was like wtf is this weird ass creeper motha fucka
Mar 13 2014 4:05PM
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b-kul
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still no pics?
Mar 13 2014 4:21PM
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masonstehle
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Accidentally sent a girl a snapchat of a huge dump I took that was meant to go my friend haha
Mar 13 2014 5:23PM
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He's actually a junior at McGill which makes it way funnier.
Mar 15 2014 8:09PM
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ZachAndCheese
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Op was finishing with her pic
Mar 15 2014 8:36PM
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pianoman
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yeah that's what i'm guessing, and i've chosen to stop caring because the situation does have an uncanny resemblance to a facebook hack. basically, if it ever comes up, it should be super easy to dismiss.
...and to the shit talker who called me out on the use of the word "prude:" you may have a point there, but you sound angry and frustrated yourself. btw your conclusion is completely wrong as well, but have fun being a nitpicking prick. lastly, LOL at everyone who thinks i'm a creep for watching porn, last i checked all of you do it as well but are too pussy to joke about it.
Mar 15 2014 9:56PM
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pianoman
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hahahaha this is gold. sounds like i have company in the embarrassment dept
Mar 15 2014 10:01PM
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daannnnieel
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No, we all masturbate, and we can joke about it but none of us are dumb enough to do it with the girl we have a crush on's facebook on the other half of the screen.
Mar 23 2014 5:05PM
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pianoman
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Hey, I know it's been a while since this whole thing has passed, but I just thought I'd let the people who read/posted in this thread about some good news, which is that I've chatted with the girl a few times in person in the last month, and there has been no awkward vibe, so I believe she's either unaware of this incident or totally doesn't care. She even likes and comments on some of my posts on FB now. We're not tight yet, but we have a few things in common. It's quite a relief.
Oct 17 2014 3:45AM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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I'm going to need some pics of said girl to help out your situation op
Oct 17 2014 4:35AM
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theabortionator
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pianomanShe even likes and comments on some of my posts on FB now.


Holy shit! Thats like 3rd base! Killin it man.
Oct 17 2014 5:19AM
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proZach
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Just suck her dick dude and get it over with. Quit beatin off the bush
Oct 17 2014 7:50AM
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DirtYStylE
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There ware way too many fucks given in this thread
Oct 17 2014 2:16PM
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IKEA
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OP I cant find her comments on your fb..
Oct 17 2014 2:42PM
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dmski
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This actually is my nightmare.
Oct 17 2014 3:43PM
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SFB
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this was a good thread except that OP never posted pics.
Oct 17 2014 6:03PM
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galardogod
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Op must deliver pice
Oct 18 2014 9:33AM
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Nacho+
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I feel you op, I was sending a dick pick to a buddy casually, and it ended up going to some chick.
Oct 18 2014 11:23AM
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Sno.
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she obviously saw your comment. theres a decent chance when you posted it it was sent to her email--so even if you deleted it, she still saw it.

Anyway-- one time I posted the person I was searching for, into my status bar.

So my status was just "John Estevez"--I panicked for a quick second but rather than be a tool and delete it out of embarrassment, I just left it because I'm a boss.

He commented on it and was like "yes?" and I just said "I typed your name into my status bar rather than the search bar--I guess the cat is out of the bag that I'm a fan."

likes were exchanged and life moved on.
Oct 18 2014 1:20PM
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