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gaperz
Posts: 33 - Karma: 990
Everyone at my school even my friends are making fun of my goggle tan. How can I get rid of it?
Mar 10 2014 5:28PM
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3r1k
Posts: 75 - Karma: 991
Wear it with pride. You shouldn't be looking to get rid of the tan, get rid of the "friends..." and find some with the same scorch marks. They'll likely be chiller to hang with anyways
Mar 10 2014 5:30PM
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jibbpeter
Posts: 1613 - Karma: 4,083
Friends is supposed to make fun of you, do it back dammit!
Mar 10 2014 5:44PM
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TomDavies
Posts: 788 - Karma: 5,295
whats a goggle tan?
Mar 10 2014 7:15PM
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m4ttm4n1
Posts: 176 - Karma: 1,581
YOU FUCKING PUNCH THEM SQUARE IN THE FACE.
Mar 10 2014 8:23PM
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UilyJeff
Posts: 394 - Karma: 1,482
Best answer possible
Mar 10 2014 8:43PM
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Crazy_E
Posts: 121 - Karma: 268
If your "friends" dont understand the glory of a solid goggle tan then you need new friends.
Mar 10 2014 8:46PM
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Weeezy
Posts: 385 - Karma: 342
Last year i was told i looked like a raccoon with cheetoes on its face, just get used to it and rock it
Mar 10 2014 8:50PM
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thefry
Posts: 72 - Karma: 78
i think the real question is how can i get a bitchin goggle tan #BitchesLoveGoggleTans
Mar 10 2014 10:01PM
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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22708 - Karma: 76,635
Dude fuck those people. Goggle tan is a badge of honour. I'm fucking embarrassed I don't have mine anymore.

Someone makes fun of you for riding outside enough that you get a goggle tan? Make fun of them for sitting on their fat fucking ass playing call of duty.

Mar 10 2014 10:22PM
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270on420out
Posts: 7517 - Karma: 51,175
Rather than asking "how do I get rid of my tan?", ask yourself if you truly care about what they are saying.
Mar 10 2014 10:36PM
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-MK-
Posts: 3253 - Karma: 5,332
I try to get one..
Mar 11 2014 2:53AM
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Ali_Dibden
Posts: 1966 - Karma: 1,688
Haha what, I LIVE FOR GOGGLE TAN!
Mar 11 2014 8:25AM
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SkiThe603
Posts: 5376 - Karma: 498
tell them to fuck themselves GOGGLE TAN 4 LYFE
Mar 11 2014 9:26AM
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Iraq_Lobster
Posts: 1866 - Karma: 4,904
you need to stop being a BITCH AND MAN DA FUCK UP,
Mar 11 2014 9:49AM
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BomTurns
Posts: 24 - Karma: 86
I was in class yesterday and my teacher was balls deep in a rant about his cat pissing on his band saw in his garage and he stopped at said to me "what the fuck is on your face boy" I told him it was my balaclava and shades tan from skiing and he replied with "wear that mask proudly"
Mar 11 2014 3:00PM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
The real question is. How do you make the tan more intense.
Mar 11 2014 3:12PM
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,166
I wear my goggles in the summer so I can get a really good one. Anyone who makes fun of goggle tan is highly insecure about themselves, find that insecurity and rip it to shreds.
Mar 11 2014 3:32PM
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ZachAndCheese
Posts: 816 - Karma: 5,116
I actually only put sunscreen on my face in the shape of goggles
Mar 11 2014 7:51PM
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