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Funniest/most creative song lyric?

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Andy_H
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throughout my music listening career i have come across many golden lyrics; That one perfect lyric that stands out and makes a mediocre song great. A few come to mind right away
"and I get more ass than a toilet seat" Shake That by Eminem
"You know when i'm down to my socks it's time for business that's why they call it business socks" Business Time by Flight of the Concords
and basically countless others by Flight of the Concords.
What other golden lyrics have you come across?
Mar 8 2014 2:06AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,485
"I like it when he licks my nut, almost as much as a dildo in my butt" -Andy_H
Mar 8 2014 2:13AM
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No.Quarter
Posts: 5257 - Karma: 16,962
wut
Mar 8 2014 2:18AM
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jasontheredhead
Posts: 955 - Karma: 243
"my clique is raw, be prepared when you meet us
kill an unborn baby and you still couldn't de-fetus"
Cunninlynguists- 616 rewind
Mar 8 2014 2:33AM
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original
Posts: 377 - Karma: 877
"Bitch pussy smell like a penguin" - Danny Brown - One Train
Mar 8 2014 3:02AM
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ZeMagnificentKev
Posts: 618 - Karma: 1,325
"Stank pussy smelling like cool ranch Doritos" Danny Brown, Monolopy. Danny is truly a master wordsmith.
Mar 8 2014 3:06AM
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Bar_Down
Posts: 5896 - Karma: 395
I remember a Lil Wayne song where he says "I'm rare like Mr. Clean with hair" or something along those lines. I thought that shit was fuckin hilarious.
Mar 8 2014 9:36AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37400 - Karma: 120,304
op's mom likes it in the butt, when she told me that, I was like "what?!?!"
Mar 8 2014 9:39AM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
You're wrong because that was yelawolf
Mar 8 2014 9:45AM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
shit nevermind.
Mar 8 2014 9:46AM
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,163
"I know from experience that your girl's a screama,
she's blown more black guys that hurricane katrina."
Mar 8 2014 10:33AM
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shocker611
Posts: 2599 - Karma: 423
"The bullshit I'm addressin on some next level shit, never been fucked in the game I'm celibate". Good ole TI
Mar 8 2014 10:53AM
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smooter
Posts: 1121 - Karma: 1,368
i might be trippin off that dmt
TDE limitless like we on NZT
Mar 8 2014 11:05AM
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willifast
Posts: 248 - Karma: 299
Knock the gravy out cho biscuit - Young Jeezy my nigga
Mar 8 2014 11:09AM
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notspoicey
Posts: 1167 - Karma: 1,706
"You niggas so-so like a seamstress." -wale
Mar 8 2014 11:14AM
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KingTaco
Posts: 2510 - Karma: 2,829
just acks beavis i get nothing but head

RIP May 30, 1974 – February 15, 1999
Mar 8 2014 11:21AM
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-Dan
Posts: 7130 - Karma: 51,765
real gs move in silence like lasagna - lil wayne
Mar 8 2014 11:27AM
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DanielPlainview
Posts: 391 - Karma: 1,706
"any emcee that chooses to go against me is getting taken advantage of like monica lewinksy!" slim shady
Mar 8 2014 11:31AM
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arnie_grape
Posts: 3451 - Karma: 11,683
you can be quick, jump the candlestick, burn your back
then fuck jill on a hill, but ya still aint jack
Mar 8 2014 11:47AM
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arnie_grape
Posts: 3451 - Karma: 11,683
actually the whole song is pure wit.

Mar 8 2014 11:49AM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,103
dos cadenas close to genius
sold out arenas you can suck my penis
Mar 8 2014 11:49AM
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californiagrown
Posts: 9794 - Karma: 2,014
you couldnt find me in the streets without a ton of reefer,

thats like Malcom X, catching the jungle fever.


One of the wittiest analogies ive ever heard haha.
Mar 8 2014 11:52AM
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iSkiAz
Posts: 404 - Karma: 37
They say I'm a disgrace to the human race, I like overweight women when they sit on my face.

-RA the rugged man.
Mar 8 2014 11:56AM
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ChrisSkisChronic
Posts: 1128 - Karma: 230
I ejaculate fire
A venomous fluid, cantankerous druid
It kills when I breed, with my death seed
CHECKMATE!
The world dies when I procreate
A bloody mess
Bubbles with heat
Fear the splattering
Acidic de-mattering


- Dethklok
Mar 8 2014 12:42PM
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IKEA
Posts: 622 - Karma: 3,111
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oECIKVaz5rc
Mar 8 2014 4:50PM
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ModMommy
Posts: 10817 - Karma: 57,210
"I love new mexico, I love places I’ve never been. " The Front Bottoms just say whatever.
Mar 8 2014 5:20PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,298
"Yo I don't even know why the fuck I'm battling this pan-handling, madarin asian. You used to manhandle pandas in cages for gambling wagers"-Dumbfoundead. Actual the whole battle is fucking hilarious (asian vs. asian)
Mar 8 2014 5:41PM
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b-kul
Posts: 4350 - Karma: 1,111
got the swag of a vacuum
Mar 8 2014 6:34PM
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JAHBRADOR
Posts: 3004 - Karma: 17,069
"i get more butt than ashtrays"
Mar 8 2014 6:36PM
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MEDSKI.XXX
Posts: 312 - Karma: 403
Riff Raff actually has some clever lyrics, some of my favorites include "don't talk about my past tense unless we goin campin" and "I'm hangin with them things, I'm chillin with them choppers, part time head turner full time jaw dropper"
Mar 8 2014 10:43PM
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percs
Posts: 2280 - Karma: 5,788
Word to your mom I came to drop bombs I got more rhymes than the Bible's got Psalms -house of pain
Mar 9 2014 12:42AM
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,462
Wood grain - chestnut

Titty fuck - CHEST NUT!!!

-2 Chainz
Mar 9 2014 12:56AM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,409


Seriously though, Riff's gotta be one of my favorites. And the song they break down in that video, it needs to fucking drop already.
Mar 9 2014 12:59AM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
"Took the G out your waffle all you got left is your ego"

Childish Gambino

he has filthy lines on his tracks
Mar 9 2014 1:02AM
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DIPED_IN_SAUCE
Posts: 858 - Karma: 2,256
"And then I took her to ma crib, and you know that we belly slapped and I gave her an O like I was selling crack, and when I came I pulled out and nutted all over her left thigh, Aww Damn"

Lil' Dicky- ex-boyfriend
Mar 9 2014 1:06AM
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131


E.E. Cummin on her face, now that's poetry in motion - gambino
Mar 9 2014 3:22AM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15081 - Karma: 9,158
On my cell phone, now I'm on my iPhone/ She thought it was a cat phone/ now I'm on my bat phone
Mar 9 2014 11:59AM
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skiersupreme
Posts: 1549 - Karma: 4,872
im in the kitchen, yams everywhere - 2 chainz
Mar 9 2014 12:13PM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
And you can't spit n****, so you obviously must swallow, motherfucker! - Masta Ace
Mar 9 2014 12:17PM
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youngdtay
Posts: 3122 - Karma: -112
Probably won't beat the case, but eight months ain't bad for shooting you in the face.
-Bynoe of Stack Bundles' Riot Squad, Riot Boyz

You never was a nigga like I 'cause the town'll hold me down like I'm Big in Bed-Stuy. Pull it out, cock back, ligga-lead fly, then a nigga gone on the rigga-red eye.
-Styles P, Open Up

Here's a little truth for you know-it-alls; Nigga, I can roof a bowling ball.
-Joe Budden, Stay Schemin' Freestyle

And be certain: When you see a guy lurkin' through your blinds and curtains, it's Tyler Durden and Verbal Klint merging.
-Joe Budden, See Dead People

Just crashed the M6 on Harlem drive like Huuh!
-Vado, Be Like (Whoa Remake)
Mar 9 2014 12:59PM
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shitpoop
Posts: 667 - Karma: 1,479
bitch, you a ho, get some condoms from the sto! (store)

get that poop shute back on that po (pole)




-Dr Anal from soundcloud
Mar 9 2014 1:00PM
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Algebra
Posts: 5215 - Karma: 1,677
The whole song I Will by Danny brown
Mar 9 2014 1:00PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37400 - Karma: 120,304
Sucking on my titties like you wanted me
Calling me, all the time like Blondie
Check out my chrissy behind
It's fine all of the time
Like sex on the beaches
What else is in the teaches of peaches? Huh? What?
Mar 9 2014 1:03PM
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hippy.
Posts: 3106 - Karma: 14,364
"Yea I'm hung like planet Pluto hard to see with the naked eye. But if I crashed it into Uranus I would stick it were the sun don't shine." Fire Water Burn-Bloodhound Gang
Mar 9 2014 1:18PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,103
The klondike/blonde dyke one is kinda witty, after listening to the song for years i just got it today haha
Mar 9 2014 2:07PM
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MEDSKI.XXX
Posts: 312 - Karma: 403
That video is great, "maybe they don't have this in science class 101 in uh Harvard". Gotta love Riff, super stoked for neon icon!
Mar 9 2014 2:17PM
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
damn, there are some tough guys on NS
Mar 9 2014 2:52PM
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
http://momspaghetti.ytmnd.com/
Mar 9 2014 2:55PM
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op14
Posts: 1769 - Karma: 4,586
"Rape a pregnant bitch and tell my friends I had a threesome"- Tyler, The Creator, Tron Cat
Mar 9 2014 3:03PM
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kung_powpow
Posts: 1990 - Karma: 3,671
Probably already said

"I don't drink too much, I know the bud wiser" - Joey Badass
Mar 9 2014 5:25PM
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