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So I was cleaning my keyboard...

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Wulfty
Posts: 344 - Karma: 1,876
and I lost my 6+1 key. Any ideas to jerryrig up a new one?
Mar 4 2014 5:29PM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 25,313
Who cleans their keyboard anyway?

You bloody germaphobe, this is how a real men's desk should look like:

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Mar 4 2014 5:33PM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
get 5+2 key
Mar 4 2014 5:33PM
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yangumane
Posts: 1816 - Karma: 3,347
go to a public library and rip a couple off of their keyboards
Mar 4 2014 5:34PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
If you cant find that key the 4+3 key should work.
Mar 4 2014 6:07PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
Did any milk get out?
Mar 4 2014 6:50PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51744 - Karma: 163,531
Take another key that you don't use and put it in it's place
Mar 4 2014 6:53PM
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Puzzled
Posts: 4267 - Karma: 4,448
bet he doesn't even enlarge faunts
Mar 4 2014 6:55PM
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 801
attach two very small dildos to each key

Mar 4 2014 10:39PM
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-benedetto
Posts: 5238 - Karma: 1,359
Fucking brilliant
Mar 4 2014 10:47PM
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Theskiingguy
Posts: 476 - Karma: 2,514
use your 7 key
Mar 4 2014 11:09PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11989 - Karma: 12,264
get full tilts?
Mar 4 2014 11:18PM
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milk_man
Posts: 5252 - Karma: 5,978
If milk did get out, I could get him some more
Mar 4 2014 11:19PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,105
that would just be annoying
Mar 4 2014 11:25PM
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Turd.Ferguson
Posts: 1437 - Karma: 2,713
in order to get you keyboard to maximum steeze, you must acquire Al Dentes, this will put 69 wutang tokens in your swag pouch, then make your way on up to the boot fitters and acquire some full tilt tom wallish's of course, after you acquire those you will be at 420 maximum steeze mode, in which your keys will be restored.
Mar 4 2014 11:30PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
Find it and put it back.
Mar 5 2014 1:40AM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
(no milk spilled)
Mar 5 2014 1:45AM
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