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What would you do for $1'000'000

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Gooneez
Posts: 96 - Karma: 3,366
$1'000'000 is a lot of money, what would you do for it
Mar 4 2014 2:47AM
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MilaKunis
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 3,646
Pee in my butt
Mar 4 2014 2:48AM
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fghtoffyrdmns
Posts: 2998 - Karma: 6,867
^^^
Mar 4 2014 2:51AM
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Fun_dip
Posts: 2623 - Karma: 913
Pee in OPs butt
Mar 4 2014 3:10AM
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LoathesRaisins
Posts: 3612 - Karma: 4,735
Damn, can't think of anything witty.
Mar 4 2014 3:14AM
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ElMexicano
Posts: 639 - Karma: 400
I'd pee in Mila Kuni's butt.
Mar 4 2014 3:19AM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,860
WTF who taught you how to write numbers? Its 1,000,000.
Mar 4 2014 3:19AM
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NPF
Posts: 5152 - Karma: 12,116
hahahaha op sucks
Mar 4 2014 5:11AM
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SkiThe603
Posts: 5376 - Karma: 498
pee in OP's mom's butt
Mar 4 2014 8:03AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,485
A better question is what wouldn't I do for 1,000,000
Mar 4 2014 8:26AM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5712 - Karma: 20,638
.you pose and interesting question' OP

.iF i Were given 1'000'000' i,M pretty sure i,D force everyone in the world to alter their current grammatical structure to suit your fashion of writing numberS ?whY' you ask .because it,s -upsidedown- and i Like that
Mar 4 2014 9:05AM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
Would you rather turn gay for or be aqua man $1,000,000?

(You would be gay with no desire for the opposite sex, not like forced to do gay things even though you are straight)
Mar 4 2014 9:36AM
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,163
OG Mudbone
Mar 4 2014 9:38AM
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chacha33
Posts: 959 - Karma: 4,163
I would accept my father back into my life :(
Mar 4 2014 9:38AM
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op14
Posts: 1769 - Karma: 4,586
I'd find chads from the bottom of Alta
Mar 4 2014 9:44AM
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Ali_Dibden
Posts: 1966 - Karma: 1,688
I would never have any condiments for the next 20 yrs. I actually had this conversation with a friend very recently haha
Mar 4 2014 9:47AM
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Iraq_Lobster
Posts: 1866 - Karma: 4,904
haha you pussy
Mar 4 2014 10:50AM
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MEDSKI.XXX
Posts: 312 - Karma: 403
Realistically I'd probably draw the line at killing someone, unless it was someone I don't like and I knew I would get away with it
Mar 4 2014 10:58AM
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Wolfgang.
Posts: 807 - Karma: 866
Using quotation marks in numbers is correct, just not in english.
Mar 4 2014 10:59AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,485
Those are apostrophes, Champ
Mar 4 2014 11:05AM
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Wolfgang.
Posts: 807 - Karma: 866
Or single quotation marks, Hugo.
Mar 4 2014 12:32PM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5712 - Karma: 20,638
Can you provide me an example of such languages that write it as 1'000'000?
Mar 4 2014 12:37PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
20 years without condiments for a million bucks? Fuck that. I could go maybe like...a week.
Mar 4 2014 12:43PM
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^^.Doug.^^
Posts: 136 - Karma: 113
probably would buy every single piece of firstdrop ever made in size small
Mar 4 2014 12:44PM
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Gherbs
Posts: 530 - Karma: 903
ketchup is essential for most delicacies.
Mar 4 2014 12:46PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,299
No A1, Cholula, ketchup, BBQ?

fuck that.
Mar 4 2014 12:47PM
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chicken
Posts: 6843 - Karma: 2,121
Anything besides killing or raping. Other than that, unless it was likely going to kill me, or land me in prison for a long time, I would probably do it.
Mar 4 2014 12:49PM
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ABalls
Posts: 2091 - Karma: 3,754
I'd step into a puddle with socks on just before I put on my ski boots for a week.
Mar 4 2014 12:53PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
Would you cut off half your dick?
Mar 4 2014 12:55PM
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Wolfgang.
Posts: 807 - Karma: 866
In French, its both correct to write with spaces or apostrophe.
Mar 4 2014 12:58PM
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GayWolf420
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lol are you fucking kidding me dude, an apostrophe? I want to kik ur ass so bad rite now dude
Mar 4 2014 1:00PM
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CaptainObvious.
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I think you're confusing apostrophes/single quotes with periods.

En francais:
1 000 000
1.000.000


Mar 4 2014 1:24PM
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ABdrummer
Posts: 533 - Karma: 673
lol id PAY that money if i had it to have that oppurtunity
Mar 4 2014 1:29PM
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chicken
Posts: 6843 - Karma: 2,121
ok not that either
Mar 4 2014 1:31PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51667 - Karma: 162,585
Depends. I really don't care and have low standards so pretty much anything. At the same time I don't really need a million dollars.
Mar 4 2014 1:33PM
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Chunter
Posts: 2050 - Karma: 1,894
Unless your Bill Gates, anyone could find SOME use out of a free million.
Mar 4 2014 1:38PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
i doubt you could name many things i WOULDN'T for a million bucks. i wouldn't kill an innocent person, that's about it i think
Mar 4 2014 1:39PM
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,066
I feel like after maybe 1/2 year you'd just get used to it and wouldnt even think about it. I've gone without dairy(no cheese, ice cream etc) for the past 3 months and I dont even care anymore
Mar 4 2014 1:40PM
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Wolfgang.
Posts: 807 - Karma: 866
Oh yeah I forgot about using the periods, but in Swiss French it's extremely common to use the apostrophe.
Mar 4 2014 1:43PM
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first_rodeo
Posts: 2385 - Karma: 7,781

fit a baseball bat up my ass like that webcam model does

but really sleep with  OPs dad,  it's a million dollars

Mar 4 2014 1:51PM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5712 - Karma: 20,638
That's pretty cool. Somethin new everyday.
Mar 4 2014 2:06PM
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Gooneez
Posts: 96 - Karma: 3,366
I would do it for free
Mar 4 2014 3:03PM
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scratchproteen
Posts: 5173 - Karma: 286
this game is way more fun to do it in person....then when they say they'd do it for a million, then drop it down to 500k...everyone has a price.
Mar 4 2014 3:10PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
wear a butt plug for a full 24 hours
Mar 4 2014 3:42PM
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frickindarn
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 11,372
I would eat a kondike bar.
Mar 4 2014 9:58PM
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notspoicey
Posts: 1167 - Karma: 1,706
oh my god you are the one from the war of rails chat
Mar 4 2014 10:04PM
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Deforestation
Posts: 1606 - Karma: 3,194
This is deadly retard.
Mar 4 2014 10:12PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,299
but you do that anyways
Mar 4 2014 10:32PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
I'd do the indecent proposal thing. Have already discussed with husband. No shame.
Mar 5 2014 1:56AM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
Kill op for it.
Mar 5 2014 1:57AM
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