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Most embarrassing thing that has happened to you whilst skiing?

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YUNG_milksteAk
Posts: 1437 - Karma: 4,328
I sharted when I landed thugzone on an urban ledge- drop
Mar 2 2014 5:01PM
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Slush
Posts: 1916 - Karma: 12,960
Minor repost, but who cares...


I didn't know this wasn't a jump, so is basically played out like this
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Mar 2 2014 5:04PM
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histonskiah
Posts: 467 - Karma: 1,834
your new username should be yungpoopstain.
Mar 2 2014 5:05PM
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McShane
Posts: 270 - Karma: 145
This.
Mar 2 2014 6:55PM
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werd.
Posts: 967 - Karma: 4,330
I ate wings at the lodge for lunch. A few runs after, I was feeling my stomach grumble. I knew I felt a ginormous dookie coming but refused to stop skiing. At the top I realize this was a terrible mistake and begin to bomb it down to the bottom in hopes to make it to the toilet. I hit a jump on my way down, and as I pop off the lip my pants and underwear fall down because I was sagging too much. I was so surprised that shit spewed out of my ass, propelling me in mid air causing me to overshoot the jump and fall on the flat upon impact. As I layed there, my own feces came down and hit me in the neck so hard that it knocked the wind out of me. I layed there, pants around my ankles, covered in my own shit, and hyperventalating for a solid 10 minutes until park crew got creeped out and pulled my pass
Mar 2 2014 7:04PM
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caderobinson
Posts: 1193 - Karma: 4,770
I have ate shit countless times on staircases. I hate stairs in ski boots
Mar 2 2014 7:26PM
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alex=
Posts: 1738 - Karma: 2,835
I slid out on a double black right underneath a lift this past saturday. It was iced over since it was dark but I still shouldn't have slid out. Yay for sucking at skiing
Mar 2 2014 7:32PM
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PsychedelicMoose
Posts: 792 - Karma: 3,568
falling down on the flat trail.
Mar 2 2014 7:33PM
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Twerk
Posts: 252 - Karma: 1,059
Catching an edge on a rail in the baby park
Mar 2 2014 8:05PM
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Van_Wilder
Posts: 228 - Karma: 554
you are a legend
Mar 2 2014 8:07PM
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edai
Posts: 4990 - Karma: 4,677
I get a winter cold every year that causes my nose to run like never before. The other day i did a 5 on a jump but was leaning over my tips too much on landing and double ejected forward. When my face hit the snow my nose spewed boogers and they dripped all over my hoodie. Got up and was covered in red brown and yellow snot.
Mar 2 2014 8:12PM
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skiersupreme
Posts: 1549 - Karma: 4,872
i was sick, and i was in the park. wasnt really paying attention whilst hitting a box, leaned to far back, fell off said box. my goggles shook down around my mouth and nose because of the impact with the ground. at the same time the force makes me violently exhale through my nose and blew a huge snot rocket right into my gogs. nobody saw it, but i still felt shamed.

Recap

im sick (cold)
fall off box
goggles shake down around mouth/nose
blow nose in goggles
shame
Mar 2 2014 10:30PM
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averageMIskier
Posts: 600 - Karma: 1,385
Under bonaza on home run at park city. Go off little side hit. Go way bigger than expected and land flat. Snowpants fall off. Tips cross on fully rockered powder skis. Lost both skis and crashed into snowgun with pants on. Ski patrol was right behind me and had to help me out.
Mar 2 2014 10:43PM
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270on420out
Posts: 7514 - Karma: 51,161
Fell getting onto a rope tow right in front of Andy Parry.
Mar 2 2014 10:46PM
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thedanimal
Posts: 490 - Karma: 180
Caught an edge right before doing a hand drag 3 and just slid on my sure across the knuckle. Infort if the chair lift
Mar 2 2014 11:25PM
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Merrrick
Posts: 529 - Karma: 717
Took a snow bike up the chairlift at jay peak after a few beers. Got to the top and tried to get off but the bike got stuck on the chair, luckily I had an ankle strap on. I got off the lift and the bike stayed on, it dragged me around the bend but didn't stop the chair. The lifty was some old guy who was reading the newspaper and couldn't hear me yelling to stop the lift so I got dragged upside down and was dangling under the chair until the strap broke and I dropped down into some powder luckily. I felt like a huge idiot for thinking a snow bike would be a good idea.
Mar 2 2014 11:38PM
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APunx176
Posts: 1189 - Karma: 2,628
I shit my pants reading this.
The other day I was in front of these girls and I was walking to the bathroom and I fell right in front of them.
Mar 2 2014 11:46PM
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yangumane
Posts: 1816 - Karma: 3,347
The worst is when you try to duck the railings/ropes that section off the different lines for the chairlift, and get your head caught and/or catch an edge in front of some fine pussy and look like a total ass
Mar 2 2014 11:47PM
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AJizzle
Posts: 1882 - Karma: 522
I was straight lining the bottom of a run on a pow day, at a resort that I had never skied before. Saw the cat track that was the end of the run, carrying a ton of heat to it. Get 5 feet from the cat track and realize that there is a little depression between the run and the cat track. Hit the depression, double eject and fly all the way across the cat track not the woods on the other side.
Tl:dr fucking double ejected and supermaned all the way across a cat track/green run.
Mar 2 2014 11:53PM
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AJizzle
Posts: 1882 - Karma: 522
Fuuuuuck...after reading that, I may be drunk.
Mar 2 2014 11:54PM
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elinde
Posts: 1470 - Karma: 3,059
Right under the chair, pop to switch, ate it. Had to ride the path of shame past the jump all in the while under the scorn of those on the lift.
Mar 2 2014 11:58PM
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jibber.jabber
Posts: 91 - Karma: 1,313
Had some sort of stomach bug once on the hill so I decided to go to the base and sit down. On the way into the ticket pavillion I made eye contact with a pretty good looking girl and 4 seconds later projectile vomited all over a couch. Like a lot of puke, I continued to puke in a trashcan and when I was done the Pavillion was almost empty because of me. Can't recall a moment I felt more embarrassed/ashamed than that.
Mar 3 2014 12:26AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11989 - Karma: 12,264
this one time my wiener fell out of my pants.
Mar 3 2014 12:30AM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,179
I found this too funny.
I slid out on chopped icy snow under a lift once but the most embarrassing was when I didn't snap my helmet strap and had tilted it up on the my head as I got on the lift. The foot-rest was brought down, smacked my helmet off and fell right in front of everyone.
Mar 3 2014 12:45AM
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-WZ-
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+K
Mar 3 2014 12:45AM
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*JDBP*
Posts: 312 - Karma: 2,006
First day on teles
In the park
tried to go backwards
fell on my face
ate the tip of the ski
under the lift

Mar 3 2014 1:17AM
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Hoppa
Posts: 92 - Karma: 405
I accidentaly called Nick Goepper, Bobby Brown, it felt bad...
Mar 3 2014 1:45AM
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Lachie.
Posts: 356 - Karma: 1,550
My nose always gets runny as fuck when I ski and a lot of the time when I land switch pretty hard, if my neck tube isn't covering my nose, a big string of snot will shoot out of my nose and hang there until I realise and quickly sniff it up again. what sucks the most about this is because I'm indoor, the park is right next to the poma so whenever the snot flies out of my nose it is clearly visible to people on their way up.

i cri
Mar 3 2014 1:49AM
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perryhunter
Posts: 721 - Karma: -185
When I tried to impress the girl I liked with my dope ride, I was accidentally splashed on the bed of snow, and she was laughing so hard at me, instead of helping me out.
Mar 3 2014 2:21AM
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MLJ
Posts: 1849 - Karma: 3,649
Trying to ollie over the slow down signs, failing, and eating complete shit right in front of the lodge.
Mar 3 2014 4:21AM
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CART.__.
Posts: 848 - Karma: 597
falling down in the lift line while doing dumb shit
Mar 3 2014 7:56AM
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chronic_illness
Posts: 75 - Karma: 265
Me and my buddy were taking a chair back up the hill after a slackcountry run, we noticed that the hill had put a photographer on the smallest box in the mini park. We decided to just jump the entire box and throw a sick shifty or something. But I was on my pow skis AND I suck at park, so I popped too late and ended up flailing my arms and landing back seat. The dude took a picture and it was very gaper-esqe.
Mar 3 2014 9:23AM
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Ali_Dibden
Posts: 1966 - Karma: 1,688
Not quite whilst i was skiing but on the way up to the mountain on the shuttle bus after a large night beforehand and it was going to take an hour up some really windy roads. After a futile attempt at trying to sleep i suddenly started to feel really dizzy and rough, very unlike me.

About 10 mins later a literal space rocket of erupting vomit exploded from my gut right into the middle of the aisle. So embarrassing as i still had about 20 mins left with 50 people boring into the back of my skull with their eyes.
Mar 3 2014 11:18AM
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Heek
Posts: 19 - Karma: -14
ther waz dis 1 timee when I was #blazing that #dolladolla #kushkush in the #blazewoods when all of the sudden my #bitch was all liek #Fuckthat so i wentt alll like #nope dat aint even #dope


Mar 3 2014 11:34AM
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kijiski
Posts: 43 - Karma: 108
Night skiing at a local hill, fellow skier challenges me to a game of snow, entire hill is watching, my set, lip on fs 270 off a tube, about to 270 off when all of a sudden my feet spread apart, my tips catch the ground, I double eject and faceplant onto some ice, one skiing back to the lift, get to hear gapers tell me how much I suck for the remainder of the day.
Mar 3 2014 11:49AM
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,165
Tacoed a rail after being 5 months pregnant. Little guy had no chance. )':
Mar 3 2014 11:55AM
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b-kul
Posts: 4350 - Karma: 1,111
sometimes i fall trying to click into my bindings.
Mar 3 2014 12:18PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
fell on a medium jump right under the lift, all the spaghetti fell out of my pocket as i climbed back up to collect my gear, woof
Mar 3 2014 12:29PM
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,343
I broke my hand on a green trail..
Mar 3 2014 12:31PM
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Mainah
Posts: 729 - Karma: 1,106
skiing the canyons for the first time ever and decided not to scope the jumps in the park before hitting them. I asked the guy next to me if I would have the right speed from where I was standing and he said yes. I listened to him and overshot the jump by a ton. Shit my pants on impact in front of 20 kids and their parents from my high school class.
Mar 3 2014 1:21PM
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Turkelton
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 8,558
oh god the shame
happens 1 every ten times
fuck you ropes
Mar 3 2014 1:59PM
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Easy-E
Posts: 751 - Karma: 1,686
fell on the rope tow and got hit by like 7 snowboarders while Im trying to gen uo
Mar 3 2014 2:20PM
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MEDSKI.XXX
Posts: 312 - Karma: 403
I fell into this super deep puddle thing when I was trying to get on the rope tow and blocked everyone else trying to get on the rope, then I wasn't able to get up and got completely soaked. People laughed at me the rest of the day.
Mar 3 2014 2:22PM
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MagnusKermack
Posts: 3 - Karma: 35
Taking time to prep for tail stalling this kicker to drop to a transfer but when i went for it i couldn't pop from the kicker so ended up falling face first vertically with my skis releases at the first part of the impact
Mar 3 2014 3:30PM
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Steezy_Peazy
Posts: 411 - Karma: 1,146
Caught an edge that came outta nowhere and ate it. Tried to stand up, and slipped and skied/slid/fell off a 4-5 foot drop at the edge of the trail. In front of about 20 people all laughing hysterically.
Mar 3 2014 3:57PM
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sNaubi
Posts: 1633 - Karma: 2,357
And that, ladies and gents, is why you always take a scope run before you hit anything, except small rails or something.
Mar 3 2014 4:12PM
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KingGeedorah
Posts: 890 - Karma: 1,576
When loading onto a quad lift, two of my friends who were getting on with me were n00bs. The one made a huge pizza wedge and my left ski went between his legs, and my other friend put his poles about a foot to either side of him to slow him down and clipped my other ski. Messy mangled chairlift was messy.
Mar 3 2014 4:20PM
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CaptnCooke
Posts: 24 - Karma: 35
i had my friend (who is very shy) pop off his ski, i threw it bunch of hot chicks and it landed neer them and he awkwerdly went and got it and by that time i was red faced laughing because he looked so embarrassed it was the fucking funniest thing i have ever seen
Mar 3 2014 4:26PM
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ModMommy
Posts: 10831 - Karma: 57,376
My ski sunk in some powder, and pulled my leg. I crashed and ended up splitting my pants through their liner, straight to my underwear. Was wearing a shorter jacket that day, ended up duck taping it up and apologizing to parents in the lift line.
Mar 3 2014 4:35PM
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Stickthelanding8
Posts: 262 - Karma: 1,046
You sir are a dick and a genius!
Mar 3 2014 4:48PM
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