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Simon Dumont,

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ICompton
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Why is he announcing like a crazy person? Does he have a case of the Tanner hall's or is he really that excited to be chatting it up? Anyone else notice his intensity?
Mar 2 2014 4:59PM
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SDrvpr
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haha yeah he's trying too hard
Mar 2 2014 5:12PM
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snomaster
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little man is a redbull lightweight
Mar 2 2014 5:13PM
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philipc
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agree, however it ts cool to have an announcer who can properly count spins
Mar 2 2014 5:14PM
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Slush
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He's sponsored by target, so he thinks he's the shit
Mar 2 2014 5:17PM
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ja.
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lol. so you'd prefer someone apathetic?
Mar 2 2014 5:19PM
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stupendous-man
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nice little
Mar 2 2014 5:23PM
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LarryPowers
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would be better than Simon "nice little" Dumont
Mar 2 2014 5:25PM
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Chinchi
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"Nice Little"
Mar 2 2014 5:27PM
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snomaster
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but for real he's crushing it. doesn't have to put on the act as much as LVV and knows his shit.
Mar 2 2014 5:33PM
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ICompton
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these are funny responses. Somone have a screen grab of all the sugar free red bull cans scattered around him?
Mar 2 2014 5:34PM
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Nacho+
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He is trying so hard
Mar 2 2014 5:44PM
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LarryPowers
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all those additives make him hyperactive
Mar 2 2014 5:44PM
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JWeinstock
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not watching but could be possible hes trying to become an announcer for future free skiing events??

you must make decent money and he has nothing to do for the next couple months.

just an idea
Mar 2 2014 5:57PM
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TallVinny
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I lost my shoe reading this thread ... u wot m8!!

Mar 2 2014 6:36PM
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FuckAllOfYou
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First time i've ever heard about "losing a shoe". Now i see it everywhere
Mar 2 2014 6:44PM
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yangumane
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I'm happy that we have someone that can properly call the tricks and is stoked on skiing in general, it's much better than having someone who who doesn't really give a shit about skiing
Mar 2 2014 6:55PM
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13stripes
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I just don't get why he was calling everything "little." who's says oh there's a little 810 off the cannon rail? or little 4 on 2 out?
Mar 2 2014 6:56PM
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snomaster
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Best Trick being announced, oh wait, psych!
Mar 2 2014 6:59PM
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psizzle
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u mad compton?
Mar 2 2014 7:01PM
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itzbrett
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little man syndrome, everything except him is little
Mar 2 2014 7:01PM
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gawd
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Everything is little after setting the world quarter pipe air in the eyes of the dumont
Mar 2 2014 7:03PM
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emopoppins
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yo fuck that noise dumonts a boss. he's no travis heed but at least he's on point and competent about most everything he does.
Mar 2 2014 7:50PM
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Cambrewski
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I was at the comp and he was intense because the tricks were intense...Dom Laporte KILLED it.
Mar 2 2014 7:59PM
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VT_scratch
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justified
Mar 2 2014 8:02PM
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GANDALF
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He would be great at a monster truck rally
Mar 2 2014 8:25PM
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Randy_Quench
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Did you see the # of empty redbull cans in front of him? The guy was AMPED.
Mar 2 2014 8:26PM
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mode2n
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If there was one guy I'd want announcing at my event it would be Dumont! Dude was stoked the whole day. And potentially you as well, Ian
Mar 2 2014 8:28PM
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_Ryan
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Apparently a huge 810 off the big cannon is a "nice little 810".
Mar 2 2014 8:45PM
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Petey.
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"Yes he loves him some Utah!"
Mar 2 2014 9:16PM
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chubbspeterson
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i think he saw it as an audition for his future career of announcing since his ski career is over
Mar 2 2014 9:30PM
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anti_bunk
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He's shooting for the 2018 Olympics get ready
Mar 2 2014 10:02PM
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broto
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he definitely knows how to call skiing but as an announcer in general he's not very good. said the same few phrases for every run.
Mar 2 2014 10:12PM
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skiersupreme
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any videos?
Mar 2 2014 10:23PM
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FIBski
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i think he's announcing the way he wanted to be announced if that makes sense. Most of the time announcing is pretty bland, but he brought intensity too hit that we have never seen. But also enjoyed speedmans hilariousness.
Mar 2 2014 10:32PM
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*JDBP*
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Eh, Bob Costas would have been better.
Mar 2 2014 11:05PM
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steezburgereddie
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too bad torin farted on his pillow
Mar 2 2014 11:09PM
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LOLZfajitas
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Sounded like he was just hyped, and hyped for the riders, and hyped on the tricks, maybe hyped on redbull (but don't blame the guy for that). 
Mar 2 2014 11:16PM
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S.J.W
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this is why simon can't drink red bull anymore, a little to much suger, caffeine whatever else is in it, he's talking so fast
Mar 3 2014 12:06AM
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Beaansss
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I agree. But you are still a dildo
Mar 3 2014 1:19AM
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lineskier10
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what event is he announcing?
Mar 3 2014 2:30AM
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Frediboy94
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I think he did a really good job considering it was probably his first time announcing. Next time he might want to slow down just a bit and stock up on some different phrases to describe tricks with, but his intensity made it more exciting to watch.
Plus, he called every trick correctly and is knowledgeable in all areas of the sport, including the art of what goes into throwing tech tricks.
I give him an A-.
Mar 3 2014 4:30AM
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SSteezle
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Haha it was funny but I thought he killed it he's just gotta slow it down a bit because people like me don't think that fast
Mar 3 2014 8:36AM
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MEDSKI.XXX
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I think we should discuss Reed, that guy was great, I don't think I've ever enjoyed announcing as much as I did after Reed joined.
Mar 3 2014 10:19AM
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ICompton
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Reed has my vote for announcing anything. Funniest guys I have ever heard on a mic.
Mar 3 2014 10:24AM
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Karkoskier
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The amount of times I head "nice little" come from Simon's mouth was absurd. I was pretty surprised a half-pipe skier from Maine was helping announce a 100% jib competition. Reed was the shit tho! He should just get wasted and announce everything for the rest of forever.
Mar 3 2014 10:30AM
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Park_Ranger
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This. The best person to announce would have been Nick Martini. Martini has incredible insight, especially when it comes to the jib side of skiing. Plus he is always well spoken and is so much chiller than dumont... Nick would still be stoked, but not act like a douchebag at the same time.
Mar 3 2014 10:50AM
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qbehr
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two words "FREE" "SKIING"
Mar 3 2014 11:36AM
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Heek
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I'd really SIMON HIS DUMONT (if you know what im saaaayiiiinnnngggggg)

(i know most of you will not appreciate me making the same joke twice so please dont be angry i just want to fit in with all you cool skiers and even some snowboarders maybe too?)
Mar 3 2014 11:47AM
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Petergunit11
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he killed it
Mar 3 2014 5:23PM
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busterburns
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I didn't watch the event but people say little about more shit than you'd expect where I'm from


I was at this lil party on high street

she had a lil booty, we scoped it


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