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Going to have sex in a hour, tell me what to do during it.

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jsnow
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Tell me how to have sex, positions, what to say, and whatever else.
Feb 26 2014 8:25PM
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JAHpow
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Pee
Feb 26 2014 8:26PM
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FreedGucci
Posts: 454 - Karma: 3,192
In
Feb 26 2014 8:26PM
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NEPTR
Posts: 766 - Karma: 1,936
her
Feb 26 2014 8:26PM
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Blynch2
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butt
Feb 26 2014 8:27PM
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jsnow
Posts: 864 - Karma: 6,920
butt, i planned on peeing white in there.
Feb 26 2014 8:27PM
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JoshWong
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c'mon son
Feb 26 2014 8:27PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Drape your flaccid penis over one of her breasts and loudly sing Jeff Buckley songs.
Feb 26 2014 8:27PM
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FreedGucci
Posts: 454 - Karma: 3,192
Want to know how I can tell you're gay?
Feb 26 2014 8:29PM
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.AR6rider.
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Yes
Feb 26 2014 8:30PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11988 - Karma: 12,261
blow a load in her eye. bitches love that.
Feb 26 2014 8:31PM
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DIPED_IN_SAUCE
Posts: 858 - Karma: 2,256
Start singing amazing grace really slowly while dragging your paynus across her forehead.
Feb 26 2014 8:32PM
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white+wolf
Posts: 874 - Karma: 492
kiss for 30 seconds then start moving your hand down her pants and slowly rub the top of her vagina. Then enter and once inside push up, towards her stomach, this is the G spot. She is now ready to receive your penis. Focus on anything other than your d going in and out of her v to last all long as you can
Feb 26 2014 8:34PM
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FreedGucci
Posts: 454 - Karma: 3,192
Flacid, penis, and breast aren't words that go together if you're straight
Feb 26 2014 8:35PM
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Panda_with_Guns
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OOOOOOOOLLLLLLLOOOOONNNN JOHNSON!
Feb 26 2014 8:37PM
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white+wolf
Posts: 874 - Karma: 492
or if you're 12
Feb 26 2014 8:40PM
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deleted5
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I read that as sex change idk why.
Feb 26 2014 8:40PM
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erica
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no we dont
Feb 26 2014 8:41PM
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FreedGucci
Posts: 454 - Karma: 3,192
Or straight...
Feb 26 2014 8:43PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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how would you know?
Feb 26 2014 8:43PM
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erikK
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liar
Feb 26 2014 8:43PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Um, you clearly don't know how to have sex.

Like I said - flaccid penis over the breast, Jeff Buckley songs. The louder you are, the more aroused she'll be.
Feb 26 2014 8:45PM
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ILLinoisance
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Feb 26 2014 8:47PM
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YourMomsCouch
Posts: 311 - Karma: 4,039
Make dinosaur noises and cry on her
Feb 26 2014 8:48PM
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jsnow
Posts: 864 - Karma: 6,920
i cried last time
Feb 26 2014 8:50PM
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Shredsterr
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 6,930
Give us a play by play update on it while it's happening.
Feb 26 2014 8:50PM
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soulskier
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Broadcast on tinychat
Feb 26 2014 8:55PM
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erikK
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ftb
Feb 26 2014 8:59PM
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Lucas
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Selfies
Feb 26 2014 9:03PM
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SFB
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the crying part is key
Feb 26 2014 9:11PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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i cry evry teim.
Feb 26 2014 9:12PM
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YourMomsCouch
Posts: 311 - Karma: 4,039
Then you obviously get all the honeys.
Feb 26 2014 9:24PM
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ModMommy
Posts: 10817 - Karma: 57,200
Make sure she's wet before you go in. No beed to make it painful for her, and forced for you. Pay attention to making sure she's getting something out if it and she'll make sure you're enjoying it.
Feb 26 2014 9:33PM
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GayWolf420
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suck a fart out of her ass and hold it in like a bong rip
Feb 26 2014 9:38PM
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Negro_Jesus
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I poked a girl in the tit with an inflated condom once
Feb 26 2014 9:55PM
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Pigeon.
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have sex to jim jones we fly high and exclaim "ballin" while you ejaculate
Feb 26 2014 10:20PM
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youngdtay
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Sounds about right. My sig is relevant, now you you know where to go OP.
Feb 26 2014 10:43PM
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Turd.Ferguson
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spody plz whi u do dis
Feb 26 2014 10:43PM
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Finkle
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Wear 2 condoms. No wait, 3.
Feb 26 2014 10:49PM
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erica
Posts: 3450 - Karma: 24,083
I don't like getting water in my eyes let alone semen.
Feb 26 2014 10:53PM
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DasGoatenshafter
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Tell her you have a condom on, but don't wear a condom. Then send your lil' soldiers DEEP into that seepy cavern of love.
Feb 26 2014 10:57PM
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Dan.
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have her suck on your finger then put it in her b.
Feb 26 2014 10:58PM
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DasGoatenshafter
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https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/776040/

Then comment in here.
Feb 26 2014 10:58PM
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Jeebus.
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Not buying your lies
Feb 26 2014 11:01PM
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jsnow
Posts: 864 - Karma: 6,920
She liked it til it started to hurt.
Feb 26 2014 11:03PM
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Finkle
Posts: 959 - Karma: 850
don't knock it until you've tried it. nothing says I love you like a visual pool of manly mermaids.
Feb 26 2014 11:04PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,299
this is wrong. Go straight up her ass with no lube, you already know what to do after that.
Feb 26 2014 11:10PM
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jsnow
Posts: 864 - Karma: 6,920
I had to change the sheets and there is still a wet spot on the bed.
Feb 26 2014 11:12PM
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ModMommy
Posts: 10817 - Karma: 57,200
pussy game strong
Feb 26 2014 11:21PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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so you peed in there?
Feb 26 2014 11:22PM
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