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Going to have sex in a hour, tell me what to do during it.

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jsnow
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Tell me how to have sex, positions, what to say, and whatever else.
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JAHpow
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Pee
11 years ago
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FreedGucci
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In
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NEPTR
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her
11 years ago
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Blynch2
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butt
11 years ago
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jsnow
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butt, i planned on peeing white in there.
11 years ago
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JoshWong
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c'mon son
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.AR6rider.
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Drape your flaccid penis over one of her breasts and loudly sing Jeff Buckley songs.
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FreedGucci
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Want to know how I can tell you're gay?
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.AR6rider.
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Yes
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TACO-DOG.exe
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blow a load in her eye. bitches love that.
11 years ago
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DIPED_IN_SAUCE
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Start singing amazing grace really slowly while dragging your paynus across her forehead.
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white+wolf
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kiss for 30 seconds then start moving your hand down her pants and slowly rub the top of her vagina. Then enter and once inside push up, towards her stomach, this is the G spot. She is now ready to receive your penis. Focus on anything other than your d going in and out of her v to last all long as you can
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FreedGucci
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Flacid, penis, and breast aren't words that go together if you're straight
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Panda_with_Guns
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OOOOOOOOLLLLLLLOOOOONNNN JOHNSON!
11 years ago
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white+wolf
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or if you're 12
11 years ago
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deleted5
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I read that as sex change idk why.
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erica
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no we dont
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FreedGucci
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Or straight...
11 years ago
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TACO-DOG.exe
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how would you know?
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erikK
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liar
11 years ago
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.AR6rider.
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Um, you clearly don't know how to have sex.

Like I said - flaccid penis over the breast, Jeff Buckley songs. The louder you are, the more aroused she'll be.
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ILLinoisance
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YourMomsCouch
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Make dinosaur noises and cry on her
11 years ago
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jsnow
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i cried last time
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Shredsterr
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Give us a play by play update on it while it's happening.
11 years ago
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soulskier
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Broadcast on tinychat
11 years ago
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erikK
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ftb
11 years ago
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Lucas
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Selfies
11 years ago
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SFB
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the crying part is key
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TACO-DOG.exe
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i cry evry teim.
11 years ago
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YourMomsCouch
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Then you obviously get all the honeys.
11 years ago
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ModMommy
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Make sure she's wet before you go in. No beed to make it painful for her, and forced for you. Pay attention to making sure she's getting something out if it and she'll make sure you're enjoying it.
11 years ago
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GayWolf420
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suck a fart out of her ass and hold it in like a bong rip
11 years ago
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Negro_Jesus
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I poked a girl in the tit with an inflated condom once
11 years ago
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Pigeon.
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have sex to jim jones we fly high and exclaim "ballin" while you ejaculate
11 years ago
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youngdtay
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Sounds about right. My sig is relevant, now you you know where to go OP.
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Turd.Ferguson
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spody plz whi u do dis
11 years ago
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Finkle
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Wear 2 condoms. No wait, 3.
11 years ago
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erica
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I don't like getting water in my eyes let alone semen.
11 years ago
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DasGoatenshafter
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Tell her you have a condom on, but don't wear a condom. Then send your lil' soldiers DEEP into that seepy cavern of love.
11 years ago
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Dan.
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have her suck on your finger then put it in her b.
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DasGoatenshafter
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https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/776040/

Then comment in here.
11 years ago
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Jeebus.
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Not buying your lies
11 years ago
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jsnow
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She liked it til it started to hurt.
11 years ago
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Finkle
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don't knock it until you've tried it. nothing says I love you like a visual pool of manly mermaids.
11 years ago
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Byron_tha_gr8
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this is wrong. Go straight up her ass with no lube, you already know what to do after that.
11 years ago
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jsnow
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I had to change the sheets and there is still a wet spot on the bed.
11 years ago
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ModMommy
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pussy game strong
11 years ago
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Byron_tha_gr8
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so you peed in there?
11 years ago
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