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Quantum Nucleotides?

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JAHpow
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So I just got a really bad head cold and I'm leaving for a ski trip in about a week. I've been researching the best ways of fighting the cold and found that qn tablets work really well. Rather than lessening the pain and discomfort they actually send new dna or something to the cells to help the cell itself fight the virus.

Have any of you tried it? Does it work?
Feb 25 2014 1:05PM
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JAHpow
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Also, I haven't found any FDA approval on them so that's another reason why I'm wondering.
Feb 25 2014 1:06PM
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LoathesRaisins
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Psuedoephedrine
Feb 25 2014 1:11PM
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Dr.Dickless
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That shits wack, your cells don't need new DNA, just drink some airborne, take some NyQuil and sleep it off
Feb 25 2014 1:14PM
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Barkbert
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Skiing naked is the best solution
Feb 25 2014 1:22PM
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chicken
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I have no idea what quantum nucleotides are. Aren't all nucleotides "quantum" ones?

Either way, your cells do not need you to take some pills to "help" your DNA. Almost everything you eat has DNA in it, and you would have died from malnutrition long ago if your body did not have enough materials for all the DNA/RNA stuff that it has to do.

I realize you are probably trolling, but still, stop being fucking stupid. Eat healthy food, lots of citrus fruits, drink water, and get a good amount of sleep. If you need to work/ski/whatever and don't want to feel like shit, then use drugs.
Feb 25 2014 3:35PM
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mski
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emergen-C, airborn, coldeez ....no reason to make yourself a test subject with that crazy science shit
Feb 25 2014 4:08PM
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JStrathern
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Sounds like something I would never want to put in my body
Feb 25 2014 4:13PM
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whoa-dere
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you need sum of dis
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Feb 25 2014 4:15PM
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freestyler540
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There is no way to win a cold. Its a nasty virus with an easy mutatable genome.
The body often figures it out after a while. best thing to do is sleep and drink lots of water. Cold medicine helps a lot for sleeping. Otherwise, dont buy into that cold FX bullshit; its not proven to work.
Feb 25 2014 4:25PM
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sNaubi
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I've heard oranges will help
Feb 25 2014 4:31PM
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JAHpow
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Haha, I don't understand how I was trolling. I had a legitimate question.

You need to learn how to not let things get to you so easily. Though, from everything I see you post, it will be difficult for you.
Feb 25 2014 4:32PM
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Anathema
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sounds like sorcery

if you pray to our savior jesus christ he will grant you the strength to fight your illness.
Feb 25 2014 4:39PM
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DasGoatenshafter
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Dumb scheme is dumb.
Feb 25 2014 6:20PM
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SmotSmoke
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smoke a few bowls and you will feel way better.
Feb 25 2014 6:25PM
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CaptainObvious.
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"Hello sir! Have you ever had a cold? Sir?....."

*Walks past and pulls out his phone determinedly*
Feb 25 2014 6:29PM
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El_Barto.
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thats only because he never had his ions properly aligned. I had my ions aligned and got laid immediately
Feb 25 2014 7:19PM
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yangumane
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trust me, once your skiing you won't notice it. Ibuprofen and energy drinks
Feb 25 2014 7:34PM
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