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Official Top Gear thread

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gustavkb
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I was just searching through the forums and it struck me that there were no traces of an official Top Gear thread. Now what the fuck, I say. Therefore, I hereby declare this official Top Gear thread opened. Oh cock. Share your favorite moments, whether it's good or awesome. Or superb. Which we all know it will be.
Feb 24 2014 6:57PM
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proZach
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the polar special and boliva special. awesome.
Feb 24 2014 6:59PM
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Toasty.
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One of my favorite power laps, dat sound


Feb 24 2014 7:01PM
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yangumane
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TG will never get old. On the other hand, American TG got old after the first ten minutes of the first episode...
Feb 24 2014 7:02PM
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Benson.
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Trying to destroy a Toyota Hilux
Feb 24 2014 7:14PM
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chacha33
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*puts an audi in front of this thread*
Feb 24 2014 7:27PM
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yangumane
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that was one of my favorite top 3 news sections
Feb 24 2014 7:30PM
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theabortionator
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So because there is no "Official" thread that means there needed to be one? This whole "Official" thread thing is stupid. It's one thing if you're posting a new topic, but making a new thread on a topic that has several pretty damn old threads on the subject simply because they don't say "official" is fucking stupid.


This is my OFFICIAL post
Feb 24 2014 7:44PM
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yangumane
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C3PO comin atchu wit an Official response. Good point
Feb 24 2014 7:48PM
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Iraq_Lobster
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the news is and will forever be the best thing ever in television, that being said the bolivia special is funny as hell.
Feb 24 2014 7:50PM
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SFB
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top gear is my favorite show hands down.
Feb 24 2014 10:11PM
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yangumane
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I always knew there was a reason I had you at 10/10
Feb 24 2014 10:18PM
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Treblegrogg
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Just watched episode 4 of season 21. Dubai looks fucking nuts with all the super/hypercars just driving round the streets and having lambos and ferraris for police cars. Looks crazy!
Feb 24 2014 10:20PM
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SFB
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Feb 24 2014 10:21PM
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SFB
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Feb 24 2014 10:22PM
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DIPED_IN_SAUCE
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even though Hammond is the least funny, what the other two do to him is always great.
Feb 24 2014 10:50PM
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yangumane
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he's pretty stupid most of the time, but he says some really funny shit sometimes
Feb 24 2014 10:58PM
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DIPED_IN_SAUCE
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In last nights episode, his rant on Jeremy's wax statue was hilarious.
Feb 24 2014 11:00PM
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GrandThings
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We are three wise men traveling east on a quest for the babby jeezus
Feb 24 2014 11:07PM
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yangumane
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only watched the first episode of this season so far, saving them for my next long trip
Feb 24 2014 11:08PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Top Gear started going bad after the 10th season.
Feb 24 2014 11:10PM
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yangumane
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you went bad after the 3rd episode
Feb 24 2014 11:25PM
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Chunter
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I'm slowly but steadily making my way from Series 1 till whatever they are at now. Currently I'm in Series 7 and its awesome watching trends develop like leaving people behind on challenges once they have broken down.

Series 1-2 were a bit meh but 3+ start to get real entertaining.
Feb 24 2014 11:25PM
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DIPED_IN_SAUCE
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Starts getting real good around season 10. 14 is the best IMO.
Feb 24 2014 11:26PM
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yangumane
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The first two series were a mess
Feb 24 2014 11:27PM
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danderson.
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I saw Jeremy Clarkson at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Jeremy trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Feb 24 2014 11:38PM
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crab_pretzel
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fuck yea. threads. i will post a bunch of my favorites later
Feb 24 2014 11:51PM
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Chunter
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ahahaha I hope this is true...despite him definitely not being in LA yesterday. His twitter battles are awe-inspiring.
Feb 24 2014 11:54PM
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gapersarefriends
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everytime jc says biblical. or his comparisons
Feb 25 2014 12:33AM
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Feb 25 2014 12:37AM
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gapersarefriends
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why the fuck is that not moving/so small

inb4 that's what she said
Feb 25 2014 12:38AM
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Phil-X-
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Wait like he held an open hand in front of your face and then just closed it?
Feb 25 2014 12:40AM
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Shredsterr
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Oi that Clahkson sounds loik a roight fookin bellend ay?
Feb 25 2014 12:47AM
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HuckNorris44
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Id say lets give them a chance. The show is slowly getting better. The british version kinda sucked the first couple seasons and they have been together for 21 seasons now. Also, the British show's budget is almost twice that of the American show. The Britsih show is a hundred times better
Feb 25 2014 12:48AM
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HuckNorris44
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Also really like the camping episode where they had to build their own motor homes. Jeremy's falls over and Richards burns down. So funny
Feb 25 2014 12:50AM
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willifast
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How has no one mentioned the Reliant Robin segment yet?! Possibly the funniest one they've done.
Feb 25 2014 12:58AM
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gustavkb
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Hahah, yeah, I see your point.. But I couldn't find any threads related to Top Gear at all. I don't know if that was just a consequence of my general ignorance, or if I'm actually right.. Back to that "official" thing, I don't really know why i used that. Just seemed strange that there were not already a thread with "official" and "Top Gear" in the title. Cheers.
Feb 25 2014 4:13AM
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Laurent.
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Oh, cock, an 'official' thread.


Feb 25 2014 4:50AM
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ROCHEMAN
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Click for larger image anyone rember this?
Feb 25 2014 1:38PM
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theBearJew
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Still one of my favorites.

Feb 25 2014 1:43PM
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rudager
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The biking across 'Nam is my favourite episode. The hover boat down the river along the restaurants is absofruitly hilarious.

The show is just brilliant in my eyes.
Feb 25 2014 2:20PM
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turducken
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He wasn't in LA yesterday, let alone America. Nice fake story, fuckhead.
Feb 25 2014 2:47PM
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Elg
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Isn't he slightly brain damaged from crashing that dragster a couple seasons ago?
Feb 25 2014 2:49PM
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gustavkb
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That must be one of nye favorite moments from the newer seasons, it is actually fucking brilliant, along with the P45 episode. Holy mother of cocks.
Feb 25 2014 3:46PM
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Titus69
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Feb 25 2014 8:24PM
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SwaggyP
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Not top gear but wheeler dealers a uk car show gets me everytime I watch it. The mechanic is a fucking wizard.
Feb 25 2014 8:28PM
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Titus69
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Great show
Feb 25 2014 8:31PM
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Titus69
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LOLOLOLOLO
Feb 25 2014 8:49PM
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danderson.
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Must've taken some real detective work.
Feb 25 2014 9:24PM
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turducken
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Twitter, fuckhead.
Feb 26 2014 4:33AM
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Shredsterr
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El threado
Feb 26 2014 6:28PM
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