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Pass drug test -- just got position trading futures

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first_rodeo
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Steezecoast just got a job trading energy futures for a hedge.

Before ya'll congratulate me I need to pass a drug screening.

plus does anyone know who sees your juvenile records the firm or S.E.C

ran into real trouble when I was 17, but its sealed outside of working in securities

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Currently am smoking the rest of my nuggets like it's my job.

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I have a car full of detox products:

 x         creatine mono  (so my watered down piss is normal)

 x         cranberry juice

x           full flush niacin

RECOMMENDATIONS please

first hand experience only,,, not a friend of a friend swim's brother's friend
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Feb 20 2014 8:11PM
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Panda_with_Guns
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Ever hear of GOMAD? (gallon of milk a day) its a thing for body builders/athletes to bulk up on fat that they can turn to muscle
Feb 25 2014 3:33PM
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louie.mirags
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I haven't. Sounds like a diet from the 1970's along with eating raw eggs.
Feb 25 2014 5:02PM
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lIllI
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I'm pretty sure that if cocaine was forbidden, the world would be completely void of accountants and financiers.

Also, you can't have THC in your system for futures trading? I seriously need to reexamine my career choice...
Feb 25 2014 9:00PM
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first_rodeo
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WHY THE FUCK DID I WASTE ALL MY BUD

THEY NEVER DRUG TESTED ME, just gave me a form to sign off about it


Feb 26 2014 12:53PM
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CaptainObvious.
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I'm a little late to your party over here, but I could have saved you pain.


Financial Industry never drug tests. They make you sign shit saying you won't do it so they can come back if you do something wrong and THEN test you.
Feb 26 2014 1:02PM
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first_rodeo
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when I started on Monday they all started drinking at noon

today they started going hard with bottles when the markets slowed down.

like y'all told me I guarantee these younger traders do yay cuz they act more hyped that fucking gym rats on Nxplode pre workouts

Feb 26 2014 1:05PM
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Bodhisattva_
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THE ONLY SUREFIRE WAY IS AN OIL CHANGE





OIL CHANGES FOR EVERYONE
Feb 26 2014 1:06PM
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CaptainObvious.
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Welcome to the show.
Feb 26 2014 1:07PM
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Panda_with_Guns
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anyhting like the wolf of wall street? haha
Feb 26 2014 3:10PM
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Huck_Norris
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Dude if you smoked it you didn't waste it.
Feb 26 2014 3:25PM
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first_rodeo
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Unless its concentrate you can't tell the difference in smoking a gram two grams an eighth or the like end of a zip I straight forest fired through the bizong

I had like  weeks worth of bud that I wasted on a night close

Feb 26 2014 4:01PM
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Static
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Nice foresight you got there, should come in handy when dealing with money.
Feb 26 2014 4:15PM
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first_rodeo
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BHO OIL BRAHHH



sometimes i feel like the Jews in the temple for 8 days when a gram of shatter lasts me a month
Feb 26 2014 7:34PM
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