The animal facts thread

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The idea is to fill up this thread with all sort of facts from the animal kingdom. Article, pitures or videoes, they're all welcome.

Saw this on Nat Geo Wild (sry, couldn't find the vid):

The Stoat.

The stoat is one of the cutest creatures in the animal kingdom, no doubt about it. But don't let this little fuckers fur fool you, because it's one of the most bloodthirsty creatures out there.

One of it's favouritte meals is a fresh rabbit.

When it finds a target, it blocks out every other rabbit that are chilling nearby only focusing on it's target. When it catches the rabbit, the stoat bites it by the necks as furiously it can.

But the Stoat's teeth is too small to reach the spine or major artheries, so it just bites the rabbit untill its all bloody.

But the rabbit doesn't die from the bite, or bloodloss.

It dies from shock.

The stoat can eat uptill 25% of it's bodyweight, and after the meal it's not done yet.

It occupies the last home of the prey, and decore the hole with remaining parts of the prey.

Feb 20 2014 4:38AM

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The Newschooler.

The newschooler is one of the stupidest creatures on the internet, no doubt about it. But don't let these little fuckers fool you, because they're one of the most karmathirsty creatures out there.

Some of it's favorite posts are of solid 7 chicks and photoshopped versions of Tanner Hall.

When they find a target, they block out any reasonable thing to say and focus on the target. When one newschooler catches a target, the pack makes incomprehensible and meaningless posts as furious as they can. But the newschooler's brain is too small to reach the feelings of another internet user, so it just continues making unintelligent posts until the victim simply doesn't give a fuck anymore.

The newschoolers natural habitat may appear to be the ski slopes, but don't let that fool you, they spend most of their time on the internet trying to find out where chad's gap is or why the faunt got bigger. Or making stupid fucking threads.

The majority of the population is in the range of 12-14 years old and can be normally found after 3:00 pm M-F, although, in some cases their middle school's internet firewall does not block their frequent habitat.

If you are hunting a newschooler, simply make a thread asking for their information and they will be found, surprisingly by the help of their own peers. A more sneaky tactic would be to make a thread about a female and wait for a simple "pee in her butt". On the off chance that a newschooler does leave their computer, look for clothing size XL or bigger, typically being worn by a child size M in the brand of Saga or Jiberish.

Be weary, however, as their is a newschooler comparable to that of the loch ness monster. Seen by many, but never recorded on camera, the marsland is always at your home resort, lurking on the slopes, waiting to be spotted by another newschooler so they can go back to their parents house and post about it.

Feb 20 2014 7:21AM

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Fact: A manatee can eat up to 150 heads of lettuce a day

Feb 20 2014 7:56AM

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All I know about walruses is that out of all mammals they have the second largest penis. I have the first.

Feb 20 2014 8:06AM

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All Hyenas are gay

Feb 20 2014 8:29AM

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hahaha

Feb 20 2014 9:01AM

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10/10

Feb 20 2014 9:14AM

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Feb 20 2014 9:47AM

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haha gotta love 50 first dates. also just found out about this one. the "horror" frog will break its own bones and use them as bony protrusions to fight attackers when threatened.

Feb 20 2014 11:21AM

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Feb 20 2014 11:26AM

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Caterpillars when turning into butterflies with break down into a "pool" of their own cells, save some organs and legs, and the cells will reorganize into a butterfly.

Feb 20 2014 12:11PM

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*will
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Feb 20 2014 12:16PM

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNqQL-1gZF8

Aug 23 2014 4:57PM

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If you chop/grind up the whiskers of a lion very finely and mix them into someone's food or drink, it will kill the person. It is similar to eating glass - cuts up your insides.

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