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J Skis Next Model - The Doge Pro

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@LANTASKI
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Wow
Much playful
Very butter
So float
Many Versatile
Feb 19 2014 8:07PM
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yangumane
Posts: 1816 - Karma: 3,347
bases should be this pattern

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with "SO SKI" written across them
Feb 19 2014 8:10PM
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JahLiam
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Feb 19 2014 8:12PM
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thedanimal
Posts: 490 - Karma: 180
That would be a magnificent graphic
Feb 19 2014 8:15PM
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yangumane
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I probably wouldn't be able to stop laughing at it, gets me every time
Feb 19 2014 8:44PM
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MEDSKI.
Posts: 561 - Karma: 640
Kill this cancer before it spreads
Feb 19 2014 8:45PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,299
I would not buy. Doge will be forgotten in a few more months, then im stuck with meme skis? And when people see me, they will think wow, that kid spends way too much internetz time.

The Merca and the TPB skis are almost timeless, and more creative and unique.
Feb 19 2014 8:47PM
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DIPED_IN_SAUCE
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I want these
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Feb 19 2014 8:51PM
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yangumane
Posts: 1816 - Karma: 3,347
Merica graphic was a letdown, it wasn't nearly as bold as expected... if I wanted a ski that showed my true patriotism I would go with the Halo 2
Feb 19 2014 8:52PM
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Mr.Bishop
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Feb 19 2014 9:18PM
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ttave514
Posts: 257 - Karma: 1,662
Please make this
Feb 19 2014 10:51PM
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4-Front
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This needs to happen. Also, it would be sweet if he accepted crypto currency
Feb 19 2014 10:54PM
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last_tango
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Feb 19 2014 11:00PM
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DIX~
Posts: 4695 - Karma: 6,502
Fuck doge needs to die... It's been almost 2 years since it stopped being funny
Feb 19 2014 11:08PM
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Dr.Dealgood
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 1,352
Fuck the Doge Pro -- go post in the Bring Back the Lizzie thread!
Feb 19 2014 11:51PM
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ATLskier
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Feb 19 2014 11:57PM
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phyz
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only one reasonable way to purchase said skis

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Feb 20 2014 1:49AM
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Karma_Police
Posts: 2655 - Karma: 1,628
This is something that I would undoubtedly purchase.


Feb 20 2014 1:58AM
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georgen12
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Tanner would ride
Feb 20 2014 7:18AM
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StangelDangle
Posts: 567 - Karma: 489
make a sage kotsenberg skis

Feb 20 2014 7:56AM
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Curb.
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Feb 20 2014 8:53AM
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Lewisd553
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such cool
much want

Feb 20 2014 11:05AM
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Huck_Norris
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Honestly I hope they pretend to make them and just ship anthrax to anybody who orders them.
Feb 20 2014 11:08AM
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Coloradical
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Would buy skis with said payment
Feb 20 2014 12:05PM
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Austin.ski
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i think this would work
Feb 20 2014 12:08PM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,175
Hahahaha
Feb 20 2014 12:47PM
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ebon_hawk
Posts: 114 - Karma: 29
this must happen
Feb 20 2014 1:04PM
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ebon_hawk
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this must happen
Feb 20 2014 1:04PM
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Karkoskier
Posts: 2999 - Karma: 4,661
Much want
Feb 20 2014 1:28PM
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Deviate
Posts: 273 - Karma: 240
As Kim Jong has been observed with Jskis, I was thinking that the next ski up would be the Kim Jong pro model.
Feb 20 2014 3:07PM
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yeahno
Posts: 4008 - Karma: 3,414
inb4 J-Skis
Feb 20 2014 3:14PM
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Substitute
Posts: 1376 - Karma: 2,275
I would never be able to do anything. I go to do a trick and start laughing.
Feb 20 2014 5:34PM
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suup
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topsheet
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these photos better be incorporated

Feb 20 2014 5:55PM
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suup
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[IMG]chidi.com/images/pop-art/skate%26snowboard/evening-on-ice.jpg[/IMG]
Feb 20 2014 6:01PM
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yangumane
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notice my post said 'bases', if you can see your bases while doing a trick you've got some damn flexible legs
Feb 20 2014 6:19PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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i approve of this message
Feb 20 2014 6:35PM
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,462
When a senator starts using doge, it's time to admit the meme is dead. Would not buy.

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Feb 20 2014 6:59PM
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Saga.
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hilarious
Feb 20 2014 7:25PM
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J_skis
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too funny!
Feb 21 2014 8:57PM
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gusestomp
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so is that a no.?
Feb 21 2014 9:43PM
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d00d
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I hope so the jizzies sound like a much better idea
Feb 21 2014 9:52PM
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JayPeak
Posts: 54 - Karma: 397
Now there's an idea
Feb 21 2014 11:10PM
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cwphoto
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that would make my day if i could buy some doge skis with my dogecoin!
Feb 22 2014 12:41AM
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