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What kind of break up song would Taylor Swift write for Torin?

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snowfinder
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Pretty sure the lyrics would contain, spin my heart/head, stomp my heart and you soar so high. How else would it go?
Feb 19 2014 7:54PM
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Deforestation
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The fuck does this have to do with skiing
Feb 19 2014 8:00PM
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Xanadoo
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Feb 19 2014 8:05PM
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snowfinder
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Feb 19 2014 8:06PM
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Xanadoo
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Feb 19 2014 8:09PM
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alexg1687
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"I knew you were trouble when you dropped in"

"We were both young when I first saw you,
I closed my eyes and the flashback starts I'm standing there
On the backside of the chair"

"You were Romeo you were throwing tens and my daddy said stay away from that drop-in"



Feb 19 2014 8:54PM
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Mr.Bishop
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My heart is moved.
Feb 19 2014 9:12PM
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-PoonHammer-
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Agreement
Feb 19 2014 9:20PM
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S.J.W
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THIS!
Feb 19 2014 9:42PM
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S.J.W
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what you don't, what you don't know is some day, ill being throwing some triples and all you'll ever do is dubs, all you ever do is dubs, why you gotta be so gaper?
Feb 19 2014 9:44PM
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TopherRitz
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This shit has megathread potential.
Feb 19 2014 10:43PM
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broto
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"i wish you hadn't chosen skiing over me"
Feb 19 2014 10:45PM
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TimeWasted
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Or maybe they get married... Taylor Yater Wallace can write songs about how sad she gets when David Wise beats out Torin for gold in the pipe.
Feb 19 2014 11:57PM
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S.J.W
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it feels like a perfect night, to dress up like gapers and make fun of the gansters uhh uhh, it feels like a perfect night for blunts at midnight, to fall in love with doubles. Yeah
Feb 20 2014 12:56AM
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jsnow
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Best one yet.
Feb 20 2014 6:58AM
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GetOnMyNeville
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Wait, I thought TSwift was Goepper's chicka? lololol
Feb 20 2014 11:33AM
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alexg1687
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"He knelt to the ground and looked at my DIN and said
6 wont save you, gotta be at least a ten
I love you knees and that's the only reason
I talked to your dad you'll pick out a twin tip
It's a ski story, baby just say flip"
Feb 20 2014 11:40AM
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mulz
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This thread is AIDS.
Feb 20 2014 12:55PM
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swoger
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you have AIDS?
Feb 20 2014 1:25PM
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dhess
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Hahaha this is gold
Feb 20 2014 3:00PM
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RubberSoul
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hahaha this thread is so fucking stupid i love it
Feb 20 2014 3:38PM
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lurking
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and I'm in love with this thread
Feb 20 2014 3:44PM
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BBurt
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I <3 this thread
Feb 20 2014 7:41PM
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Craigskis
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Well played
Feb 20 2014 8:26PM
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philipc
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"Your on the chair with your girlfriend shes upset

That you didn’t throw down a switch cork 10

She doesnt get your style like I do.

Your in the pipe it’s a typical sheet of ice

I’m throwing 5’s but their really not that nice,

Shell never have the balls that I dooo"

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Feb 20 2014 8:53PM
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Vino
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'' I WISHED YOU DIDNT BREAK MY HEART LIKE CHAD'S DID TO T-HALL'S ANKLES OH ''

THEN IN THE BACKGROUND YOU COULD HEAR LOUD EMOTIONALS BACKVOCALS '' MY ANKLES ARE BROKEN MY HEART IS BROKEN MY ANKLES ARE BROKEEEEEEEEEN OOOooOhoOoooOOOoOoOHHHHH ''
Feb 20 2014 11:04PM
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SEABURN
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Feb 21 2014 8:00AM
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chacha33
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Screw the lyrics whens Kanye gonna come in and be like "I just wanna say that henrik had the best run of all time"
Feb 21 2014 9:20AM
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Turkelton
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"I knew you were trouble when you dropped in"
Feb 21 2014 9:26AM
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ANDR01D
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"WeeeeeEEEEE are never, ever, ever, eating McDonald's together"
Feb 21 2014 12:38PM
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milk_man
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"Maybe if I was more than a solid 7, you wouldn't have left mee"


Or something about his 'skis' being too stiff
Feb 21 2014 3:12PM
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smooter
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you take a deep breath as you walk up the pipe on your very first day in sochi
you say hi to your bros you ain't seen in a while cuz you been out on injury
its your first year here, you should have no fear, cuz you got the best style of all
youre about to drop and throw a perfect run, show them how you ball..

Cuz when you're eighteeenn


thats all i got
Feb 21 2014 3:22PM
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Lou.
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She wears spandex, I wear first drop, shes race captain and im in the halfpipe
Feb 21 2014 3:31PM
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Lou.
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Yes
Feb 21 2014 4:35PM
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corona
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when at first I caught your eye
you were soaring up in the sky

our love wasn't just a pipe dream
you'd always make the cut for my team

then you broke into my stunt ditch
and my heart started doing the switch

oh, Torin, our love went cold
you just couldn't bring home the gold
Feb 21 2014 4:54PM
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doyle.
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something about getting ditched...
Feb 21 2014 4:59PM
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JahLiam
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Feb 21 2014 5:08PM
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