seriously, i was so close, you coulnt even measure how close i was
so me and adam are at the mall, we go in the arcarde, $20 between us. we both take $10, and go. so he goes to this one game, and i go to another, waste all $10 on one game. i get like 750 adam gets 750. we take the tickets to be counted, theres about 1500. so these little green army men ar 1 ticket each, and being the assholes that we are, we make em give us 1500 of them, they count the shits out 1 by 1. an hour later, they are done, we get the army men, the bag is so fucking heavy that adam it carrying it, and the handles break. army men everywhere. meanwhile im on the floor laughing, and a cop comes up and says 'what the fuck happened?' im laughing too hard to answer. he asks again and i siad, he dropped our army men. and he says 'help pick em up'this sparks an argument between me and the officer. he told me to pick em up, i said no it wasnt my fault, so i bend over pick 1 up, put it in the bag, and just stand there. he fuckin gets his cuffs out, orders me to the ground, and makes me pick em up. this sparks another argument, this time with too many cuss words to count. he threatens the 'take me out in cuffs' finally by this time they are all up, and im walking away, he grabs my arm, i pull away from him, and he says 'i want you to answer me' and i said no, its not my fault. so he fuckin stands 6 inches from me, scramin in my face. so i just walk away, and we go home. he was fuckin steamed.
and to top this all off, he has to stand on his tiptoes to look down on me, i was seriously a good 6 inches taller than him. i thought it was rather funny, thought id share.
holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL
I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph
Behind your back it goes
A little something like this is way to big to miss....
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