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Alright, just a FYI from a very drunk man.
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If you construct your sentences properly, people will be less likely to take you to be an idiot. Also, it's generally better to avoid using shortcuts which include, but are not limited to:
U
UR
R
...(Instead, learn the full usage that is the comma please.)
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'this isn't a beer belly...
it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'
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On the internet, hygene is in your words. If you don't care enough to shower or brush your teeth, by all means.....
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'this isn't a beer belly...
it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'
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Before the armies of stupidity reach this post, I want to congratulate and thank you.
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i'd like to point out that the '...' is grammatically acceptable... though possibly overused.
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I agree, which is why i said that it's by itself wrong, but the comma is definatly to be looked into.
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'this isn't a beer belly...
it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'
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That is to say, that it's NOT by itself wrong.
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'this isn't a beer belly...
it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'
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yay for grammar. a lot of people overlook this vital part of life because they are 2 k00l 4 U
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no true, but you cant judge my english like you judge someone elses that live in for an example the US.. but still you can point out that, but not when i ask something that have something to do about flowers-dallan
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internet hygene, i like that.
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I agree 100%, except for the '...' I use that sort of often
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That's smart. Then we could avoid people who write so fucking horrible that you can't even read what they are saying. I hate that.
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Inferno, if you want to put an elypsis, put a comma instead. This is not necessarily correct, but you can usually tell when it isn't.
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'this isn't a beer belly...
it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'
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i use the... a lot. i like it... you cant take it away from me...
I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.
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InTeRnEt HyGiEnE r0x0rZ!!!!!111!!!1!!!!1!!!!!!
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It's the batontwirlertwistshakebakecakeholehumperdinkkink rail.
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amen brother, amen.
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its 6am and im wasted just thought id share that
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josh, you need to lay off shots.
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josh you're a drunk mess.
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yes, I am a horrible drunken mess right now.
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'this isn't a beer belly...
it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'
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Last time I checked, 'hygene' wasn't the correct spelling. I believe it's hygiene... NE1 back me on this? U could post B-lo N let me know!!!...
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Hahahahah, very well done. Props for realizing this while drunk too.
'w00t' is totally acceptable, along with '...' though.
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Ah spell-d it right.
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It's the batontwirlertwistshakebakecakeholehumperdinkkink rail.
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Why do you fucking care what people do unless they are being complete idiots or TyPiNg LyKe tHiS.
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that is quite jibtastic, sir.
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