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Apparently snake bites will kill you

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theabortionator
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/16/jamie-coots-dead-snakebite_n_4799851.html

Never heard of the show but "The reality series focused on believers in a particular Bible passage that suggests poisonous snakebites won't harm those anointed by God."

I guess they dun goofed.
Feb 18 2014 4:47PM
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Aidan-G
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What if I got bit by a trouser snake? Are they poisonous?
Feb 18 2014 4:49PM
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DERS.
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natural selection at its finest. thanks darwin.

this is quite ironic/hilarious. i know its pretty morbid to say, but serves him right.
Feb 18 2014 4:54PM
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Anathema
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someone who believes that snake venom wont kill you because you're protected by god is the same kind of person who believes that blowing up himself will bring him glory in the afterlife.

yet somehow religious extremists in america can run for president and religious extremists in the middle east are the worst kind of threat to america and need to be stopped at any cost.

ughh. what's wrong with the world...
Feb 18 2014 4:57PM
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Jeebus.
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I've heard the black ones are
Feb 18 2014 4:59PM
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yangumane
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agreed, the world without religion would be a happier, more peaceful, more intelligent, and more logical place.
Feb 18 2014 5:36PM
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Bogs
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???
Feb 18 2014 6:54PM
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Blurst
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speechless.
Feb 18 2014 7:00PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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don't you know? Obama is part of AL Qaeda.

and the rest of congress is all lizard people. do some research maaan.
Feb 18 2014 7:04PM
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SwaggyP
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Snake= the devil, y'all took it to literal
Feb 18 2014 7:45PM
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49566738265
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I'm pretty sure this is not the same thing at all.
Feb 18 2014 8:43PM
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Anathema
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the mormon church forbids acts like watching pornography and masturbation.

that's extreme enough for me.
Feb 18 2014 8:49PM
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Bogs
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Catholicism also considers masturbation a sin...

Hell, even some Protestants consider masturbation a sin.
Feb 18 2014 9:00PM
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soulskier
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This only really proves that he was not anointed
Feb 18 2014 9:06PM
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Anathema
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it's the principle, homie. someone else's religious bullshit is no different than ours, whether you murder for honor or commit suicide because you thought you we're chosen by god and would be protected. lets not talk semantics. all forms of religious extremism is a fucking joke.
Feb 18 2014 9:25PM
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Bogs
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I agree, I just think it's unfair to call Romney a religious extremist. Just a pretty ridiculous thing to do, if you ask me.
Feb 18 2014 11:22PM
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49566738265
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It's not semantics. Defining all religion as extremists just because you don't like it simply makes you look stupid regardless of your beliefs.
Feb 18 2014 11:27PM
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Da_Buddha
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Bite him back
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Feb 19 2014 2:54AM
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DockEllis
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Right, because thinking porn and jerking off are sins is the same level of extreme as suicide bombing innocent people. Good point.
Feb 19 2014 11:49AM
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swaggerboi
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that belongs on project badass
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Feb 19 2014 11:53AM
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