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Kate Upton Zero-G photo shoot

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Peter.
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http://sploid.gizmodo.com/watch-kate-upton-posing-in-zero-gravity-in-a-bikini-bec-1525222750



kinda cool, but watch the video. man she really got thick over the past like 2 years


Feb 18 2014 3:56PM
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KennyD
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gotta have something to hang on to
Feb 18 2014 10:27PM
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squashmosh
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Whatever let them take the imaginary skinny as fuck girls they are not actually having sex with IRL who will die upon giving birth to premature blue babies, while the women we prefer give us 10 children who grow up strong enough to wrestle oxen and farm our fields after years of feeding on beautiful Kate Upton breasts. Than when our various gourds win the big cash prize at the county fair we'll have nicer caskets than the doods who went for chicks with skeletal bodily features.
Feb 18 2014 10:30PM
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Aidan-G
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That's what ponytails are for
Feb 18 2014 10:30PM
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Aidan-G
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I love how it's a choice between thicker girls and anorexia. I guess normally skinny isn't a thing that exists in your world
Feb 18 2014 10:32PM
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squashmosh
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Right, because this was the most serious post ever.
Feb 18 2014 10:36PM
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SFB
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is your anus irritated?
Feb 18 2014 10:37PM
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Aidan-G
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True but it's definitely the second, maybe the third, time that sentiment has been posted in this thread. It's like if you don't like Kate Upton you only like visible ribs and malnutrition
Feb 18 2014 10:38PM
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yangumane
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I could use Kate uptons love handles as bike grips, they're perfect
Feb 18 2014 10:43PM
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squashmosh
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I get it, you think I and other people are setting up a binary between fat and skinny like there is nothing in between. The reality the way I see it is that if I were to imagine that binary for all sizes of woman, Kate Upton would actually fall right in the middle. Actually, she would be on the "skinnier" side.
Feb 18 2014 10:44PM
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Aidan-G
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I don't think you guys really think that, you just word things wonky leaving only two choices. And sure if you were to take the size of all women she would be on the skinnier side but if you take the size of all women a majority found attractive she would be slightly on the other side.

And just to be clear I don't like Kate Upton not because of her size. I think Gianna Michaels is incredibly hot and she is way bigger than Upton. There are other reasons I'm not a big fan
Feb 18 2014 10:49PM
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squashmosh
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1. I do really think that.
2. Oh my God you people must never get laid.
Feb 18 2014 10:54PM
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Aidan-G
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You do think there is nothing between anorexic and fat?
Feb 18 2014 10:55PM
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squashmosh
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Sorry no. I do really think that Kate Upton is closer to the middle, and on the skinny side of the scale at that.
Feb 18 2014 10:59PM
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Aidan-G
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So I must never get laid because why?
Feb 18 2014 11:01PM
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yangumane
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It's funny that we're still debating over a girl that we would all fuck without a moment's hesitation
Feb 18 2014 11:10PM
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Aidan-G
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It's not really over her at this point. Now it's more because I find her less attractive somehow that makes me a person who never gets laid because I only find the top 1% of supermodels attractive or some shit like that
Feb 18 2014 11:13PM
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yangumane
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I'm sure you get laid many times
Feb 18 2014 11:24PM
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Aidan-G
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Yeah but neighbor's pets don't really count
Feb 18 2014 11:25PM
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squashmosh
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I just can't look at her and find a single thing wrong. It actually blows my mind that anyone could criticize someone that beautiful. I've found far less attractive girls to still be absolutely great to look at while I fuck, and I always thought my standards were too hi and unforgiving. Guess I'm better off than I thought.

But than again I think Gianna Michaels is disgusting, and you think she's hot, so I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Feb 18 2014 11:27PM
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squashmosh
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*Too high…fuck.
Feb 18 2014 11:28PM
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Aidan-G
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You must like vacant stares
Feb 18 2014 11:28PM
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yangumane
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But OP's mom does
Feb 18 2014 11:49PM
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Laurent.
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I moustache you why you find her so attractive.

Click for larger image
Feb 19 2014 12:51AM
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.AR6rider.
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I'm a healthy 285, bruh. Back off.
Feb 19 2014 11:52AM
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swoger
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Her boobies look way bigger without the zero G


but for everyone complaining about her being fat or not who cares. I'm sure everyone in this thread would bang her, including myselg
Feb 19 2014 12:14PM
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raull
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ive never really thought she was that hot. But now shes even less hot
Feb 19 2014 12:28PM
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Aidan-G
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Yeah I'm not a big fan of Italian guys either
Feb 19 2014 4:31PM
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TOAST.
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Thats why people dont like you ZING!
Feb 20 2014 5:22PM
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HomieJon
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would bang.
Feb 20 2014 5:25PM
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louie.mirags
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I hear ya man..
Feb 20 2014 5:37PM
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Stickity
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KATE UPTON ISN'T AN 11? HOLY DICKMUNCHING ASSKABOBS
Feb 20 2014 6:12PM
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gengar.
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I swear some of you guy's standards are through the roof. Kate Upton is hot, regardless if she is "thick" in some of your minds, lets face it, given the chance 90% of you would.
Feb 20 2014 6:13PM
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Aidan-G
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ha
Feb 20 2014 6:15PM
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Aidan-G
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You know what Matt, chut up
Feb 20 2014 9:27PM
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californiagrown
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100% would.

the real question is would she be a fun fuck? Judging by her cat-daddy video i would venture that she is pretty fun, and gets after it. whattya think?

few things are as anticlimatic as bringing back a smokeshow only to find out she is a pillow princess/deadfish.

Feb 20 2014 9:35PM
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squashmosh
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Honestly I find this to be more true of the skinnier girls (although not saying that ALL skinnier girls are like this). Not only is there less to play around with in the trunk/headlight department during sex, but I think they generally lack the same kind of enthusiasm for sex that a lot of thicker girls have.

It's ironic but, often the skinnier a girl is the more self-conscious she'll be about her body when she's naked and in the sheets, where-as girls who are thicker tend to give less of a fuck about what they look like when they are going at it (which is nice because the'll just go for it).


Feb 20 2014 11:06PM
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Aidan-G
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ha
Feb 20 2014 11:11PM
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Wallisch_pl
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Damn when is she heading to rehab for that food addiction, damn she's a fat sack of shit
Feb 20 2014 11:16PM
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deleted5
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Thank you, you proved our point, she's a super model so that's the standers we are holding her to. IDK why you bring up girls NS have banged, I don't think anyone here other than Jdope has ever been with a super model.
Feb 21 2014 12:07AM
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californiagrown
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theres a lot of members on here...

and i dont want to see a typical skinny supermodel in zero G's. Kinda like how i dont want to see a skinny super model bounce on a trampoline...cause nothing will bounce. She was perfect for this spot.
Feb 21 2014 12:26AM
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Aidan-G
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Most of them 12
Feb 21 2014 12:32AM
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Broseph_Stalin
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how has this comment gone ignored. thats all i could think about after watching her spin. fuck i need to stop skiing and get a girl. my priorities are off
Feb 21 2014 1:18AM
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Guck
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This for sure, she could gain 15 lb and i would still not think twice about boning her. You guys must have incredibly high standards or something. I wouldn't expect my girl to look like a "perfect" model and have a perfect body because i sure as hell don't.
Feb 21 2014 2:08AM
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Aidan-G
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I will explain to you the "or something." Now, for you there are very few people, if any, as attractive as Kate Upton. However, attractiveness is subjective based on a wide variety of factors. I am not attracted to only a handful of people that you with your personal tastes and standards would possibly deem more attractive than her, as you and others who have made this claim seem to think so. For someone like me, with my own subjective tastes, have Kate Upton much farther down on my list, probably among people you wouldn't put close to her.

So, attractiveness is subjective, not everyone thinks she is perfect, go cry about it
Feb 21 2014 2:34AM
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Guck
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Okay, well I never said I think she is the most attractive woman or at the top of "my list". I also understand your point. But, she is definitely not fat.
Feb 21 2014 2:41AM
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Aidan-G
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It wasn't completely directed at you. You were just the 4th or 5th person to break out the "high standards" quip and there has been instances of "she's so perfect, I don't know how you could criticize her" in this thread so that point was directed at them
Feb 21 2014 2:44AM
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NPF
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hahahaha


Feb 21 2014 3:14AM
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