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Kate Upton Zero-G photo shoot

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Peter.
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http://sploid.gizmodo.com/watch-kate-upton-posing-in-zero-gravity-in-a-bikini-bec-1525222750



kinda cool, but watch the video. man she really got thick over the past like 2 years


Feb 18 2014 3:56PM
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Aidan-G
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From chugging all that dick
Feb 18 2014 3:57PM
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Wallisch_pl
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yeah dude we should all use zero g to practice skiing prior to bag jumps, we'd save a shit ton of money too
Feb 18 2014 4:00PM
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yangumane
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I prefer it over a girl that weighs like 90 pounds, Upton is so much hotter than the anorexic girls that are so common nowadays
Feb 18 2014 4:05PM
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TallTeeNation
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Ill be the first to say that the camera crew probably witnessed several nip slips
Feb 18 2014 4:31PM
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Aidan-G
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I bet you prefer weiner
Feb 18 2014 4:32PM
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Laurent.
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So she needs Zero-G to hide her fat?

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Feb 18 2014 4:41PM
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Aidan-G
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She needs zero g to keep her tits from drooping down to her feet
Feb 18 2014 4:42PM
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yangumane
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you got me. I am indeed a closet homosexual
Feb 18 2014 4:44PM
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Aidan-G
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Hooray another one of my kind
Feb 18 2014 4:45PM
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jca
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i would have absolutely no problem doing terrible things to her
Feb 18 2014 4:52PM
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Jeebus.
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She looks way better in the OP pics than in these ones, if anything she got smaller, or photoshop who knows.. But i would've banged her before, and i certainly still would now.
Feb 18 2014 4:56PM
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skia4life89
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it saddens me that ns and america alike consider her to be overweight. I think her body type is damn near perfect. Lot better than skin a bones.
Feb 18 2014 6:15PM
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skia4life89
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it saddens me that ns and america alike consider her to be overweight. I think her body type is damn near perfect. Lot better than skin a bones.
Feb 18 2014 6:15PM
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Aidan-G
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Nobody in their right mind considers her overweight. The only people who do are the fashion industry who just had Kendall Jenner walking down the runway looking like a 3 day old corpse with her nips in plain view
Feb 18 2014 6:17PM
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Bogs
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Oh look, more "i think Kate Upton is gross, aren't i hard?" posts from teenagers on ns.
Feb 18 2014 6:18PM
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Aidan-G
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And where are those in this thread?
Feb 18 2014 6:19PM
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.AR6rider.
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Haha people like you are so fucking stupid. I don't find Kate Upton attractive and, yes, I think she's overweight. OH NO, CALL THE FUCKING COPS! There's a difference between people like Kate Upton and these so-called "skin and bones" models everyone keeps bringing up. How about a girl with a nice, athletic build? They do exist, you know! love how the first conclusion people like you jump to is that if you're not a chubby chaser, you must like anorexic girls. Fucking brilliant logic, matey.
Feb 18 2014 6:26PM
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Bogs
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op called her "thick," which is another word for fat, someone else said they needed zero g to hide how fat she is, and you said they needed zero g to stop her tits from sagging.

But, you're right, nobody in their right minds would think Kate is gross. You morons must just be out of your minds.
Feb 18 2014 6:27PM
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Aidan-G
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You're right saying one criticism about how someone looks means we don't find them attractive. I think Anna Kendrick has a big nose. Uh oh I guess I don't want to bang her anymore because I admitted that
Feb 18 2014 6:30PM
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Bogs
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There's a big difference between thinking she's not attractive and saying something like "they had to use zero-g to hide her fat."

Thinking she isn't attractive is fine, feeling the need to make bad jokes about it just shows you're trying too hard to prove something.
Feb 18 2014 6:30PM
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Aidan-G
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And there's this

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=thick
Feb 18 2014 6:31PM
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.AR6rider.
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...and what exactly are you trying to prove?

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Feb 18 2014 6:32PM
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Aidan-G
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He's pretty dumb. He said I was sexually repressed for not finding Miley Cyrus attractive anymore
Feb 18 2014 6:35PM
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Iraq_Lobster
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i can't even fathom how people are calling her gross and fat
Feb 18 2014 6:35PM
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Bogs
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I know.
Feb 18 2014 6:36PM
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Aidan-G
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How many are doing that? You must be reading a different thread than the one I am
Feb 18 2014 6:37PM
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Bogs
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Making myself feel smarter than teenagers makes me feel better about myself for some reason.
Feb 18 2014 6:39PM
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Aidan-G
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You're e-penis must be huge
Feb 18 2014 6:41PM
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eheath
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Apparently white rich kids ages 14-23 like skin and bones.
Feb 18 2014 6:44PM
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Bogs
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I dunno about huge, but it's definitely bigger than my actual penis.
Feb 18 2014 6:45PM
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Peter.
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the way I look at it, she put herself into the public. this allows me to critique her to a greater extent. if she was just some chick at my college, no one would be saying she's fat, she'd be the hottest girl there. but since she is in public, there are 1000s of other models to compare her to, allowing for more criticism and critique.


is she fat? no. is she heavier than most other models? yes.
Feb 18 2014 7:13PM
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Aidan-G
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Does she have saggy titties? Yes
Feb 18 2014 7:18PM
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BMB
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Feb 18 2014 7:19PM
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Snowtorious_BIG
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This is one of the least important things I've ever seen argued about on NS





That being said I think Kate Upton is a 10/10 with a perfect body
Feb 18 2014 7:34PM
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Aidan-G
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You missed the Emma Stone is overrated argument, Adam Schefter is god of football argument, and the America is a disease argument
Feb 18 2014 7:37PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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i'd still hit it.
Feb 18 2014 7:55PM
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49566738265
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She's always looked like that.
Feb 18 2014 8:18PM
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MNS
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She's a fucking babe. She may not hold significant ground when compared to other supermodels, but in the general population, she turns heads regardless of fame.
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The kids calling her fat and ugly are just trying to boost their self esteem by attempting to reassure themselves they have a chance with any woman half as good looking as her. When realistically they don't even score a 1/10 on the scale they use to score others.

haha we all know who you are..

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and we know as much as you want to act like your in her league, well... i have some news for you.
Feb 18 2014 8:27PM
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DIPED_IN_SAUCE
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^I watched that .gif many times... also would bang, 40% cuz shes hot and 60% for the /claim.
Feb 18 2014 8:30PM
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Aidan-G
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I hold people whose job it is to stand there and look good (especially if they are paid multiple millions) to a higher standard than randoms I meet everyday
Feb 18 2014 8:59PM
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MNS
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No shit. But if you know two millionaires, one has 10 mil and the other has 99mil, that doesn't make the first one poor. In other words, she may not be hotter than supermodels, but she's babe nonetheless. So calling her fat and ugly is laughable, when considering the likelihood of the guys on here saying that.
Feb 18 2014 9:36PM
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Aidan-G
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Two people said she had fat (which she does) not that she is fat and one person said she was overweight and unattractive. I don't know where you guys keep coming with all these people are calling her ugly when literally one person said she was unattractive
Feb 18 2014 10:00PM
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MNS
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are you new here? or have you not entered many kate uptown threads prior to this one.
Feb 18 2014 10:07PM
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SFB
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i feel like this is true in most cases.
Feb 18 2014 10:08PM
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Aidan-G
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I've seen them and it's usually 3 or 4 people outright saying she is ugly, not the "it makes me so sad cuz everyone thinks she's so ugly" claim. You guys think people saying "Guys she's not that hot" as "dude she's fucking ugly" in these threads
Feb 18 2014 10:12PM
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squashmosh
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Are you kidding me? This is the hottest she's ever been. You people are crazy.
Feb 18 2014 10:13PM
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NinetyFour
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Icon relevant...?
Feb 18 2014 10:18PM
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MNS
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not attractive + overweight.

I'd like to see what these guys are slaying on the reg. I'll shut right up if they can give me a reason to.


Feb 18 2014 10:20PM
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californiagrown
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To be totally honest,she is a little on the hefty side of what i would consider a perfect body.

Howerver, even with an average face instead of her face, she would be hotter than easily 75% of the girls ive slept with.

If you see what women(not girls, im talking 24+) look like in jeans compared to what they look like naked, you teenagers/college kids would be shocked. you are used to what developed girls look like, not women.

Whats funny is she still pulls more pussy than any of us, and she dont even like it...
Feb 18 2014 10:24PM
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