Replying to Places to find girls/probabilities

So long story short, my girlfriend broke up with me in a pretty disrespectful way as well as abrupt. I have been working pretty hard at picking up but, the story is always the fucking same. So, I though NS might have some creative places to pick up and give the chances in that place.

Bar: hit or miss, but 15% chance of meeting someone you might like
Internet: Depending on the city, 75% chance of getting an answer. 2% for actually finding someone
Ski Hill: 33% chance of riding with a chick, 5% will be willing to follow you
City park: Smoking weed will rise probability to 50%, having a cute puppy 80% of getting the wrong attention.
Hitch hiking: 20% of getting a girl, 99% of them are going to be interested.
Newschoolers.com: 100% of ending up with one of Skierman's alias
ok, none live in your location. EVER