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Nalgene Bottles

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twinskeez
Posts: 40 - Karma: 10
You can make them pretty pimp. Mine is black with a black top and I have a sick LINE sticker and an I SKI sticker. My favorite part is the homemade handle. It's because I mostly use it for coffee. Then I use a carribeaner so I can clip it to my backpack and shit.
Dec 10 2004 5:55PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
what the fuck is nalgene?




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Dec 10 2004 5:55PM
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Sharpy
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My nalgene is blue? And says North 49 on it.
Dec 10 2004 5:55PM
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weenox
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good story man





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Dec 10 2004 5:55PM
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twinskeez
Posts: 40 - Karma: 10
no fucking clue lateris, but they make sick bottles.
Dec 10 2004 5:56PM
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*i<3snow*
Posts: 6440 - Karma: 41
Yeah! i love nalgene's i have two of them. they are so sick. they NEVER break. the durability is amazing... i enjoy throwing them forcefully onto the garage floor and watching it bounce back up to me--undamaged.






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Dec 10 2004 5:57PM
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Enthuzed
Posts: 1919 - Karma: 745
you are a hippy right?

i got a freaiking eddie bauer one its the same thing it was just 98 cents at
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Dec 10 2004 5:57PM
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twinskeez
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I liek to go tripping, does that make me a hippy/ Most likely, and I shave with a straight edge.
Dec 10 2004 6:00PM
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evilninja
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mine had a sticker .
igot it when i got my flu shot.
it had a picture of a chicken with a band-aid on its arm.it said'im no chicken,i got a shot'.
i wanted to black-out 'a'.
but came off.
i was sad.

-Baybe, I ain't no hero.I'm just a

smoothe pimped-out playa from tha streets who knows how to get his.
Dec 10 2004 6:01PM
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wuestinator
Posts: 2394 - Karma: 15
i used to have a lot, they got stolen. and now all i have is a 12ozer and its firefly yellow, nifty.



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Dec 10 2004 6:01PM
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FRZGene
Posts: 2319 - Karma: 13
Iheartsnow...they actually can break. Its not that hard. Fill it up with water and throw it really high in the air. Do it a couple times, it'll break after a couple times.
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Dec 10 2004 6:10PM
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proZach
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i dont have one because i like to be dehydrated.
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Dec 10 2004 6:11PM
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evilninja
Posts: 1069 - Karma: 10
some time ago ,atlantaski threw his off a cliff or something.it had a huge dent going out of it .it was funny.

-Baybe, I ain't no hero.I'm just a

smoothe pimped-out playa from tha streets who knows how to get his.
Dec 10 2004 6:14PM
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Freestyla_01
Posts: 8586 - Karma: 34
I hate those things.
The opening is too big to drink from.
Just get a water bottle.
Shit.
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Dec 10 2004 6:33PM
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MADr.
Posts: 2193 - Karma: 27
well the only people i know who like to lug around trendy nalgene bottles with cute stickers on them are females and very gay men.

the way to go is to paint a squirt gun black and when you get thirsy you act like your gonna kill yourself.



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Dec 10 2004 7:28PM
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saucerboy84
Posts: 1361 - Karma: 10
so get one with a small opening...also they do break, we had a bet last year and my baseball player roomate tossed it pretty hard at a wall and it shattered, but i think they are guaranteed for life...
Dec 10 2004 7:32PM
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wuestinator
Posts: 2394 - Karma: 15
i've ran them over with cars and i know someone that shot one witha shotgun. they are pretty beefy.



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Dec 10 2004 7:33PM
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sunvalleyskibum
Posts: 1223 - Karma: 11
mine has a PETA sticker that says 'cut class not frogs'





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Dec 10 2004 7:48PM
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evilninja
Posts: 1069 - Karma: 10
^^haha soo liberal

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smoothe pimped-out playa from tha streets who knows how to get his.
Dec 10 2004 7:52PM
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amlowenstein
Posts: 1351 - Karma: 10
my nalgene is cheap plastic and says aquafina on it.
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Dec 10 2004 8:35PM
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evilninja
Posts: 1069 - Karma: 10
mine is highlighter green with a black top.

-Baybe, I ain't no hero.I'm just a

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Dec 10 2004 8:40PM
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skihillraod
Posts: 1852 - Karma: 45
the guy who invented the sipper insert for the wide mouth is a genious. They charge 3 bucks for this thing that fits in the opening so it drinks like a narrow mouth but cleans like a widemouth. My narrow ones get mold after a while, even if I only keep water and wash it every week. The widemouth is the way to go, I don't have the insert yet b/c I am so angry I didn't think of it.
Dec 10 2004 9:41PM
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evilninja
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^ yes,gotta give props to that playa!

-Baybe, I ain't no hero.I'm just a

smoothe pimped-out playa from tha streets who knows how to get his.
Dec 10 2004 9:44PM
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St.Steezy
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I have a few of those bottles. I have a pimp pink one with a black top.




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Dec 11 2004 2:11AM
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SchweitzerSki
Posts: 4479 - Karma: 11
i have a green regular nalgene, another green one that says PLU that i got at the school bookstore, and turquoise one with obermeyer and freeze stickers on it and a little green one. to the person who said the openings are too big, just go buy a pourer thing. they make em for nalgenes. or suck it up
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Dec 11 2004 2:14AM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
i dont like the new ones. the old ones are better.



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Dec 11 2004 2:20AM
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Matty.
Posts: 9458 - Karma: 105
Ya i like the old ones better. Apparently you can drop them off a 250 foot cliff onto rocks and it wont break. Now that...is strong!!!

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Dec 11 2004 2:29AM
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hotdog.garbage
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
the coloured ones arent lexan or whatever they use. the old white ones are just plastic and are stronger but absorb more shit. they are trendy as fuck, but if you want to pay 10 bucks for a water bottle that youll never take on the trail, go ahead
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Dec 11 2004 10:00AM
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volkl
Posts: 191 - Karma: 10
Nalgenes are the greatest water bottles ever, and if you can't drink out of the wide opening, that is funny, they are no wider than a normal cup. people who put a carabiner (especially a real climbing one) on their bottle and attach it to their backpacks walking around school are lame. I actually climb, and it is always hilarious to see bondars put out their bottle with a shiny new 'biner on it.
Dec 11 2004 6:35PM
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nothanks
Posts: 13551 - Karma: 31
they are breakable, i threw a 20 pound metal plumbing pipe filled with dirt on it....it took off the mouth piece/neck part of the bottle


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Dec 11 2004 7:16PM
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agentorange
Posts: 258 - Karma: 10
the way to break them is you ahve to fill them with water, then freeze it and throw it really high in the air a few times.
Dec 11 2004 7:17PM
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Public_Enemy0255
Posts: 2994 - Karma: 17
^ why would u wanna break it? they are sooo cool. I have a blue one and a little purple one. I want a pink one for xmas that says REI on the side.
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Dec 11 2004 7:25PM
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ReggaeConcept
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 15
A long time ago people at school used to make fun of me for carrying one around on my backpack. Now everyone carrys one at my school. Trendwhores.

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Dec 11 2004 7:26PM
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Boards
Posts: 849 - Karma: 27
they may be trendy, but they are a place to put excess stickers, and you always have a water bottle with you that won't absorb taste or smell, and is very durable. also, if you want to have something in a waterproof container, then you can use a nalgene.
i don;t understand why people would bash such a good product. it also keep you from buying bottled water. what the fuck is the point of bottled water...it comes free from the tap!
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Dec 11 2004 7:30PM
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jibtastic
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Because they are fucking almost impossible to break..at one point, I though they were unless you seriously slammed with with a huge hammer or took an axe to it. Brandon has a good plan with the freezing idea..but we also broke my friends by continually hitting it on the corner of a cement table. It slowly began to look like the dent was a bullet dent, in which the bullet bounced off..but it really weaked it..and my friend through it really hard at the ground and it finally broke. Yeah..good story.



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Dec 11 2004 8:38PM
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EndlessWinta77
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THE TRUE STORY BEHIND NALGENE

Nalgene is actually a company that originally made containers for chemistry and science labs... then crazy scientist hippies discovered that the larger containers made damn good and nearly indestructible bottles for their pilgrimages deep into the heart of mother nature. This spread to other hippies and nalgene began to sell their bottles at small outdoors stores and it kept spreading until it finally reached americas pop culture.. at which point nalgene started to design bottles in very homo erotic and bright colors to attract even more. Now you can go to any high school or college in the US and eaily spot theses lab containers in various colors... usually modded with high tech performance enhancing stickers... strapped to somebodies bag with a caribenere not designed to hold the weight of an anorexic mouse. Those with these tricked out lab containers definetly have a one-up on the rest of society and should be considered 'alpha people' I myself am an 'alpha person' because of this.
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Dec 11 2004 9:56PM
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evilninja
Posts: 1069 - Karma: 10
on wedsday some kid in my 4 period loaded his nalgina with gin ,vodka and some other shit.well it loked like water so he and this other kid boozed.it was hilarious.

-Baybe, I ain't no hero.I'm just a

smoothe pimped-out playa from tha streets who knows how to get his.
Dec 11 2004 10:04PM
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evilninja
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i dont fluant mine around like a little bitch.i use mine recreationally.

-Baybe, I ain't no hero.I'm just a

smoothe pimped-out playa from tha streets who knows how to get his.
Dec 11 2004 10:15PM
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Frostfired
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dont they have like a liftime warenty on em?
Dec 11 2004 11:12PM
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sacha
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my nalgene is lik e5 years old

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Dec 11 2004 11:14PM
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Apple
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I need to get a new one. Mine is kinda moldy... but its all good. And they are great bottels, and i have nothing against kids who use them for water. its smart. Healthy too.

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Dec 11 2004 11:27PM
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Boards
Posts: 849 - Karma: 27
apple, just wash it. put soap and hot water in it, shake it up, leave it for a while, shake it again and use a cleaning brush. the mold smell will not stay and it will be clean!

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Dec 15 2004 7:10PM
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rentalrider2
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overly priced, but good quality








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Dec 15 2004 7:10PM
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FRZGene
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to clean them just boil it. the hot water will clean it up
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Dec 15 2004 7:17PM
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evilninja
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i just put mine in the dishwasher.

-Baybe, I ain't no hero.I'm just a

smoothe pimped-out playa from tha streets who knows how to get his.
Dec 15 2004 7:19PM
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