still can't cork | Mae, Remco & Tyndall | NS Selects

Member of the Month

partyandBS
December, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

Slopestyle biathlon

profile picture
gapers4life
Posts: 282 - Karma: 783
So I've been at home sick all day watching the Olympics and I think I just came up with a revolutionary new sport. What if we mixed slopestyle and biathlon to create the coolest sport on earth. Slopestyle skiers would do the entire course exactly how they normally would, just with one minor difference. They would have a gun on their back! Once they get to the bottom of the course, they shoot a bunch of shit! That would be pretty fucking cool, plus I wouldn't have to sit through all the Norwegians skating around for 3 hours just so I could watch some shooting.
Feb 13 2014 4:46PM
145 13
profile picture
Deforestation
Posts: 1606 - Karma: 3,194
Not safe to fall on the gun
Feb 13 2014 4:48PM
7 1
profile picture
Seany.n
Posts: 459 - Karma: 467
Click for larger image
Feb 13 2014 4:51PM
28 0
profile picture
gapers4life
Posts: 282 - Karma: 783
Because it might go off or because landing on a gun would hurt?
Feb 13 2014 4:52PM
0 1
profile picture
[skier.]
Posts: 33 - Karma: 354

Feb 13 2014 4:59PM
0 5
profile picture
APunx176
Posts: 1189 - Karma: 2,628
Lol no
Feb 13 2014 5:03PM
2 0
profile picture
[skier.]
Posts: 33 - Karma: 354
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mKVJeA-wTw
embed didn't work...

Feb 13 2014 5:03PM
4 0
profile picture
gapers4life
Posts: 282 - Karma: 783
Lawl yes
Feb 13 2014 5:12PM
7 0
profile picture
APunx176
Posts: 1189 - Karma: 2,628
Lol no :'(
Feb 13 2014 5:13PM
1 1
profile picture
Holte
Posts: 10743 - Karma: 7,829
You want gangster skiing?! Slope biathlon is the answer.
Feb 13 2014 5:20PM
7 1
profile picture
Xanadoo
Posts: 729 - Karma: 1,237
maybe they could just carry the gun in lieu of poles. then they could shoot while simultaneously doing the run. much more exciting
Feb 13 2014 5:23PM
4 0
profile picture
270on420out
Posts: 7519 - Karma: 51,244
Two words: David Lesh
Feb 13 2014 5:24PM
11 0
profile picture
Ali_Dibden
Posts: 1966 - Karma: 1,688
Well rather than packing a large rifle they could keep a more subtle 9mm in their pockets?!
Feb 13 2014 5:26PM
5 0
profile picture
JahLiam
Posts: 2321 - Karma: 7,828
Dual wield pistols and shoot targets while going off jumps
Feb 13 2014 5:29PM
7 0
profile picture
gapers4life
Posts: 282 - Karma: 783
I like it! Much more exciting
Feb 13 2014 5:39PM
1 0
profile picture
Scotty_Boy
Posts: 777 - Karma: 1,449
Leave .50cal at the bottom then see who destroys watermelons the fastest
Feb 14 2014 12:40AM
1 0
profile picture
backseat.bandit
Posts: 142 - Karma: 787
this... this is GENIUS. Go off a jump and then shoot targets while in mid air!
Feb 14 2014 1:29AM
1 0
profile picture
Scott0_robot0
Posts: 3291 - Karma: 212
i was thinking about this today actually and this was mine first rail and jump section then the moguls then after that the downhill section THEN after THAT  huck a big cliff as your shooting clay pidgeons baamm.
Feb 14 2014 1:58AM
1 0
profile picture
S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,171
what about at the start of your run you do a little mogul section, then hit rails, then jumps, then you have to do 3 half pipe hits then GS downhill then slalom and then to top it off you have to pick up a gun and shoot the judges cause they would pick the wrong winner
Feb 14 2014 5:53AM
4 0
profile picture
FJibber
Posts: 1494 - Karma: 1,291
can't be done. It would be too hard to find judges
Feb 14 2014 5:57AM
0 0
profile picture
jadavis
Posts: 142 - Karma: 136
Do it like THIS
Feb 14 2014 6:22AM
0 0
profile picture
snugs
Posts: 966 - Karma: 4,090
it would be so much cooler if in the Big air event that there was several targets on each side of the kicker so while you are airborne you have to duel wield tech 9s and as you are performing you trick fire them off at the targets then at the bottom of the landing there is a caged bear and the cage's lock is synced with a motion detector that unlocks it when you get to a certain part of the landing zone. When you get there you have to fight the bear.. (using the firearms in the bear fight portion results in disqualification)
Feb 14 2014 7:19AM
2 0
profile picture
Lemuel
Posts: 14525 - Karma: 10,960
I think a slope / pipe combine would be pretty cool, like the DH / SL combine in racing.
Feb 14 2014 7:31AM
1 0
profile picture
Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22714 - Karma: 76,720
There's precedent for this, the Norwegian army did it first:

http://www.snowsports.org/gatekeeper/files/2013_SIA_Snow_Sports_Mid_Season_Market_Intelligence_FINAL.pdf

In the years between 1300 and 1800, the soldiers of Norway, Sweden, Russia and Finland put on skis during the winter
months for military missions. The Norwegians had over 1,500 ski troops by the year 1776 and had written the first ski
instruction book. In 1767, the first military ski competition was held in Norway. The meet consisted of four events:
shooting while skiing at full speed down a hill; skiing through a deep wooded section; skiing down steep hills without
poles; and a cross country run with a pack and rifle. This was the first formal separation of alpine and cross country
skiing.
Feb 14 2014 7:33AM
1 0
profile picture
theabortionator
Posts: 52004 - Karma: 166,752
Already been thinking about it. I was thinking it'd be better on the skier cross though. Then if you fall and you gun goes off you're more likely to hit somebody.
Feb 14 2014 8:04AM
2 0
profile picture
Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22714 - Karma: 76,720
You could have the ultimate gangster contest.

You have four jumps in a row, and people just have to do 180-sw 3-sw 5-unnaty 180 -

Except they have to shoot a target on each hit.
Feb 14 2014 8:48AM
1 0
profile picture
Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22714 - Karma: 76,720
With gats held sideways.
Feb 14 2014 8:48AM
1 0
profile picture
bpalmer
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 93
let's fast-track this idea. there is literally no way this could go wrong. at all.
Feb 14 2014 11:17AM
2 0
profile picture
Billups
Posts: 3960 - Karma: 329
Something similar has been done probably 10 years ago now. No idea what the contest was called, but it was a mogul section with a rail in place of the first jump, another mogul section then a big air jump. Tanner won with his switch rodeo 7 that he was winning everything with at the time.
Feb 14 2014 11:20AM
1 0
profile picture
suup
Posts: 1485 - Karma: 4,369
DAVID LESH FOR GOLD!!!!!Click for larger image
Feb 14 2014 2:10PM
3 0
profile picture
will_powder
Posts: 3194 - Karma: 5,445
Sound is broken but you get the point

Feb 14 2014 2:18PM
2 1
profile picture
DeRizzo
Posts: 3827 - Karma: 3,485
Yeah, because all the top notch skiers these days are also experts in shooting.
Feb 14 2014 2:49PM
1 0
profile picture
FunkySane
Posts: 616 - Karma: 1,203
This would be the best thing ever. It should be done with shotguns, and they should be shooting at beer cans.
Feb 14 2014 2:49PM
1 0
profile picture
Maruchan
Posts: 206 - Karma: 1,582
While hucking triples? I bet the robots would win because everyone knows robots can shoot with pretty good accuracy.
Feb 14 2014 3:24PM
1 0
profile picture
Deforestation
Posts: 1606 - Karma: 3,194
I feel like this could be a legit sport
Feb 14 2014 5:04PM
0 0
profile picture
gapers4life
Posts: 282 - Karma: 783
Fuck yeah! and before your run you must shotgun a PBR
Feb 14 2014 5:50PM
0 0
profile picture
theabortionator
Posts: 52004 - Karma: 166,752
Me and a buddy were talking about it at the bar yesterday. Def have to hold the guns sideways or massive points deductions. I can just imagine somebody spinning around down a rail with xxxxl outerwear sprayin shots into targets. Would get a shit ton of viewers. Way cooler than rollerball.
Feb 14 2014 6:09PM
2 0
profile picture
ShaunNDDuffY
Posts: 67 - Karma: 204
the B&E invitational is pretty much pipe & slope
Feb 14 2014 6:47PM
0 0
profile picture
Paul.
Posts: 1622 - Karma: 11,252
Triple cork 14 no scope
Feb 14 2014 7:01PM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-5)