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Best Bottle of Booze to give girl on Valentines?

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SnorkBoard
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I just started seeing her 2 weeks ago, but shes a big drinker/partier and I've always been more of a smoker, but enjoy booze but its mostly shitty beer IPAs and cheap whisky.

None of that really matters but what would be a good bottle of booze to enjoy with her on Valentines (most likely at a party of some kind but maybe not)? Champagne? Wine? Cognac? Brands?

Also I don't have much more then $30-$40 maybe $50 to drop unless its really going to make something else drop ifyaknowwhatimean




TL;DR : I don't know booze what's romantic and shit
Feb 13 2014 2:33PM
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.AR6rider.
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Hahaha is this a fucking joke?
Feb 13 2014 2:35PM
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dela
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I only date women that drink beer.
Feb 13 2014 2:36PM
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.AR6rider.
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Seriously though, you should ask the member Hey_Dude_It's_Me. He also likes to date the "drinker/partier" types (read: hookers and/or strippers), and swears by cheap, whipped cream-flavored vodka. So much so that it's actually all he drinks himself.
Feb 13 2014 2:37PM
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Rafiki
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Feb 13 2014 2:39PM
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pmw
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lets be fair thats pretty spot on. or franzia
Feb 13 2014 2:39PM
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.Hansel.
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ahh classic box wine.
Feb 13 2014 2:44PM
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soulskier
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Rumchatta is pretty girly so is that bananas for you stuff
Feb 13 2014 2:44PM
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deleted5
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Click for larger image I swear by it
Feb 13 2014 2:47PM
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Bart.Man
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Feb 13 2014 2:49PM
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CliffyByro
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hahahaha

Feb 13 2014 2:51PM
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LiquorLanch
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Malibu, bitches love Malibu.
Feb 13 2014 2:51PM
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Chewy.
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This. So much. All the girls at both universities I've gone to love it way to much.
Feb 13 2014 2:53PM
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brandonloos_21
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Feb 13 2014 2:59PM
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Randy_Quench
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I second this, but Idk how girls can drink that shit constantly. I've been sick on that shit only once and it ruined it for me forever. A sober shot of it would make me wanna hurl.

inb4 weak stomach. nah holmes, sugary/flavored shit just isn't my cup o' tea. unless it is actually tea, I love sugary flavored tea.
Feb 13 2014 3:09PM
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JWoods
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Get here a bottle of Goldschlager with some roofies in it
Feb 13 2014 3:10PM
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JWoods
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Feb 13 2014 3:12PM
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artfullydodged
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Feb 13 2014 3:32PM
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Anathema
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cant go wrong with a pinot grigio
Feb 13 2014 3:50PM
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Dr.Dickless
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Feb 13 2014 3:51PM
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the.hellion.
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If you're willing to pay ~$60, you can go all class with a bottle of Moët and Chandon or Veuve Cliquot.
Feb 13 2014 4:04PM
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Bar_Down
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This.

Get her a 2011; great year for the grape.
Feb 13 2014 4:21PM
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eheath
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tequila.. you wont regret it

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Feb 13 2014 4:23PM
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90053
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do want...
Feb 13 2014 4:27PM
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Jeebus.
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And yes this shit is actually real stuff, i just looked it up…

Feb 13 2014 4:41PM
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.Rybak.
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Taco at restaurant- "oh god guys I need to go take care of this"
Feb 13 2014 4:54PM
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theabortionator
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Put a roofie in her beer and save your 50 bucks.




I'd go with a couple boxes of wine. Name one epic event in history that didn't start with slapping a bag of wine. THAT'S RIGHT YOU CAN'T!
Feb 13 2014 5:02PM
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HeshTaDeath
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Get this. She will probably like it but if I were you I would not go near it. Worst flavor ever.
Feb 13 2014 8:38PM
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Blurst
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At least thats what my girlfriend likes.
Feb 13 2014 8:41PM
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Fun_dip
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Another backer of Pinnacle flavored vodka. The girls I know know the orange cream shit. I honestly respect them more for drinking that shit. I've had two shots of it and it is absolutely the work alcohol I've ever had
Feb 13 2014 8:43PM
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d.mcknight
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Feb 13 2014 8:55PM
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FLBP
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If you're gonna do pinnacle whip, mix it with root beer. I hate pinnacle though. If you really want to impress her get firefly sweet tea vodka. Shit is money when it comes to bitch drinks.
Feb 13 2014 10:58PM
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CliffyByro
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i live literally less than an hour from where this is brewed. they're sponsoring our inter-university ski/ snowboard dryslope competition so thats pretty sweet
Feb 14 2014 12:17AM
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taylornicky
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WINE
Feb 14 2014 12:22AM
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GrandThings
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....if this is serious just get her a bottle of wine. No chick (worth dating) wants a handle of fucking UV or pinnacle.
Feb 14 2014 12:32AM
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taylornicky
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nice dub post noob

(and if you get me burnetts for valentines day, I'll probably pee on everything you love}
Feb 14 2014 1:01AM
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Jeebus.
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hahahaha
Feb 14 2014 1:13AM
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ESAND
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I got my GF this for christmas

[IMG]http://blog.letspour.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/knob_creek.png/[IMG]


She loves that stuff. I, on the other hand, think bourbon is nasty, if I have to drink whisky it better be from Scotland.
Feb 14 2014 1:39AM
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cheaaaaaa
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alch infused whipped cream
Feb 14 2014 1:52AM
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boozer
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I spiked the juice at my girlfriends valentines day party last year with smirnoff, she loved it! she was announcing she was pregnant that night too... I'll be here all week...
Feb 14 2014 3:03AM
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WaffleMaster
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LOOK NO FURTHER SON.

LOOK NO FURTHER THAN RUM FUCKING CHATA.

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men drink it too. But I know for a fact women love it. It tastes like the best taste you've ever tasted. A tasty taste that tastes... tasty. It's tropical, coconutty ish, but also tastes like a snickerdoodle.

Or Malibu, that's also a good idea.
Feb 14 2014 3:23AM
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Black-Bandanna
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If she likes good beer get her a bomber of this. It's an American Amber/Red Ale. AleSmith FTW.
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Feb 14 2014 3:26AM
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Ghini
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Feb 14 2014 5:19AM
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DILLINGER
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aaahhh i get it. subliminal phallic message?
Feb 14 2014 7:40AM
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fujarome
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this is fantastic. Possibly my favorite unprovoked jab that I've ever seen on NS.


And I'm not some teenage girl, but if I was ever given a bottle of cheap vodka for valentines day....well actually I'd probably be alright with it. But she shouldn't be.
Feb 14 2014 8:53AM
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CaptainObvious.
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Or simply dual purpose bottle.
Feb 14 2014 11:06AM
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Chewy.
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Three Penis Wine?
Feb 14 2014 11:51AM
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chacha33
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A bottle of your DNA
Feb 14 2014 12:06PM
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jmiles6
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This, or Grey Goose Vodka if you're partying
Feb 14 2014 3:23PM
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