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If you hold spoons like this

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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
you're a fucking degenerate RETARD

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that was no joke the only picture i could find of it on google images and yet i see it all too often with people around me, usually the same people that smack their lips and laugh too loud like an oversized child

fuckin get it together
Feb 12 2014 2:38PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
Wow somebody needs a nap
Feb 12 2014 2:43PM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5712 - Karma: 20,638
I'll spoon you bby.
Feb 12 2014 2:45PM
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Laurent.
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People with little kids whom the parent's can't control are much more annoying in a restaurant.

Also I can't really get mad over such trivial misapprehensions of basic dining etiquette, it only really makes me feel superior for doing it right.
Feb 12 2014 2:55PM
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Fun_dip
Posts: 2623 - Karma: 913
YES. Same for people who hold forks and knives with the death grip of their palm. We are a species with multi jointed fingers, fucking use them
Feb 12 2014 2:57PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
^ and ^^ you know who downvoted you guys? fuckin savages who do that shit
Feb 12 2014 3:05PM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
and youre damn right i need a fuckin nap go get me a juicebox asshole
Feb 12 2014 3:05PM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
This is how I feel about every single thing that I do.
Feb 12 2014 3:15PM
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Pancake_Fucker
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Feb 12 2014 3:18PM
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Wolfgang.
Posts: 807 - Karma: 866
Eats like a champion.
Feb 12 2014 3:32PM
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statuswhitegirl
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Feb 12 2014 3:35PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8593 - Karma: 8,600
no twintips? fucking gaper.
Feb 12 2014 3:37PM
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chicken
Posts: 6843 - Karma: 2,121
fucking mouth breathers
Feb 12 2014 3:37PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
who actually does that?
Feb 12 2014 4:02PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,105
Yea ive never seen anyone do that
Feb 12 2014 4:11PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
i hold my spoon like i hold my dick..

firmly between my thumb and pointer finger
Feb 12 2014 4:29PM
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1843 - Karma: 1,923
You suck at giving hand jobs you loser.
Feb 12 2014 11:58PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51755 - Karma: 163,616
Was just thinking about this. This exact topic.


I remember some lady when I was in school teaching me how to hold a spoon. I hold a spoon with my fist on the end of it. I don't give a fuck how "you're supposed" to hold a spoon. It's a fucking spoon I can hold it how I want. It actually works much better the way I hold it. If you want to hold it some other way good for you, I don't care, just don't think you're special for doing it.

This is the topic of people having nothing better to do than judge other people for trivial shit. I'm glad it makes you feel superior. Have your mom take a picture of you eating cereal and hang it on the fridge next time you need to feel special.

Feb 13 2014 12:13AM
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49566738265
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Did you of all people seriously just say this? You can't be serious.

No wonder you're a spoon-fister.
Feb 13 2014 12:31AM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
no, no you can't.
Feb 13 2014 12:35AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51755 - Karma: 163,616
I hold it more like a drumstick but on the end. Not so much like a shovel. Still improper spoon etiquette but works better so YOLO.
Feb 13 2014 8:38AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11989 - Karma: 12,264
Using cutlery is a form of art so I have to treat it as such. That's why I hold my utensils like I would a pen or pencil.
Feb 13 2014 10:08AM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
3way?
Feb 13 2014 10:28AM
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