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If you hold spoons like this

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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
you're a fucking degenerate RETARD

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that was no joke the only picture i could find of it on google images and yet i see it all too often with people around me, usually the same people that smack their lips and laugh too loud like an oversized child

fuckin get it together
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,472
Wow somebody needs a nap
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5713 - Karma: 20,652
I'll spoon you bby.
11 years ago
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Laurent.
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 25,311
People with little kids whom the parent's can't control are much more annoying in a restaurant.

Also I can't really get mad over such trivial misapprehensions of basic dining etiquette, it only really makes me feel superior for doing it right.
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Fun_dip
Posts: 2623 - Karma: 913
YES. Same for people who hold forks and knives with the death grip of their palm. We are a species with multi jointed fingers, fucking use them
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RubberSoul
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^ and ^^ you know who downvoted you guys? fuckin savages who do that shit
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
and youre damn right i need a fuckin nap go get me a juicebox asshole
11 years ago
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,402
This is how I feel about every single thing that I do.
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Pancake_Fucker
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Wolfgang.
Posts: 807 - Karma: 866
Eats like a champion.
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statuswhitegirl
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Bateman
Posts: 8593 - Karma: 8,600
no twintips? fucking gaper.
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chicken
Posts: 6844 - Karma: 2,122
fucking mouth breathers
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
who actually does that?
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,105
Yea ive never seen anyone do that
11 years ago
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,062
i hold my spoon like i hold my dick..

firmly between my thumb and pointer finger
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1852 - Karma: 1,989
You suck at giving hand jobs you loser.
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theabortionator
Posts: 52783 - Karma: 175,263
Was just thinking about this. This exact topic.


I remember some lady when I was in school teaching me how to hold a spoon. I hold a spoon with my fist on the end of it. I don't give a fuck how "you're supposed" to hold a spoon. It's a fucking spoon I can hold it how I want. It actually works much better the way I hold it. If you want to hold it some other way good for you, I don't care, just don't think you're special for doing it.

This is the topic of people having nothing better to do than judge other people for trivial shit. I'm glad it makes you feel superior. Have your mom take a picture of you eating cereal and hang it on the fridge next time you need to feel special.

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49566738265
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Did you of all people seriously just say this? You can't be serious.

No wonder you're a spoon-fister.
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,823
no, no you can't.
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theabortionator
Posts: 52783 - Karma: 175,263
I hold it more like a drumstick but on the end. Not so much like a shovel. Still improper spoon etiquette but works better so YOLO.
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11990 - Karma: 12,273
Using cutlery is a form of art so I have to treat it as such. That's why I hold my utensils like I would a pen or pencil.
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,874
3way?
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