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Landlord inspection

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first_rodeo
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property manager (younger black woman) is inspecting the units in my building tomorrow.
what should i expect? Is she going to be in and out? Am i going to have to fill my car with accessories?
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besides the pit bizongs firearmsClick for larger image liquor bottles beer
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Feb 11 2014 7:25PM
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stickski
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Your first rodeo, this is?
Feb 11 2014 7:28PM
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Abu_Hajaar
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Hide a fake body in your apartment then film her reaction when she sees it.
Feb 11 2014 7:30PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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just don't leave anything out in the open. make sure they have easy access to the furnace in case they're changing filters. (they always did this at my inspections) try and not look like a total slob and you'll be fine. i never disposed of guns, drugs, etc. for a silly little inspection....just put them in your underwear drawer....and empty/wrap up the bongs.

they're probably just checking smoke detectors, furnace filters, and making sure you haven't completely fuckered the place to all hell....aka holes in the walls, etc.
Feb 11 2014 7:33PM
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cornholio
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hide anything that shouldnt be there. anything pet-related if you cant have pets, obv any other paraphernalia you might have sitting around. don't give them any reasons to write you up (and/or charge you additional money)
Feb 11 2014 11:26PM
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soulskier
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I'm sorry, wut?
Feb 11 2014 11:29PM
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HuckNorris44
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Whats so bad about guns? Why hide those?
Feb 12 2014 2:45AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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'tis quite frowned upon to be in possession of them in conjunction with illegal narcotics.
Feb 12 2014 2:57AM
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HuckNorris44
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Who said anything about narcotics? Who leaves there coke out when they know there landlord is coming over or at any time for that fact? If someone (who is not a convicted felon, which i assume op is not) got in trouble for having a gun in their apartment than that is fucked and typifies America these days.
Feb 12 2014 4:01AM
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chacha33
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When havent guns and narcotics been used together? Get your head out of your ass and think a little
Feb 12 2014 9:26AM
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first_rodeo
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Its a pretty rough area.... if they see guns they might assume that I am protecting drugs.... or even feel liable if I accidentally discharged idfk
Feb 12 2014 10:36AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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uh, the OP did. "do i need to fill my car with accessories" - i assume that meant drugs and or drug paraphernalia. unfortunately, being in possession of a firearm and drugs CAN lead to additional felony charges even if the gun is legal.
Feb 12 2014 10:55AM
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