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What if humans had tails?

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theBearJew
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Would they be flesh? Hairy? Long? Short? Fat? Skinny?

Would people hide them? Would they stick out of clothes? Would people of different races have different kinds of tails?

Could you sex a girl with one? Could girls sex themselves with their own?

The possibilities are endless.
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SFB
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shut up nerd.
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Blurst
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First thing id do would be bend you over and fuck you in the ass with my tail.
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theBearJew
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Would we be able to control them? How would they make chairs?
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.Rybak.
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Dicks.
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Chewy.
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They'd be like beards. Only us manly men would have hairy ones.
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theBearJew
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So would people shave them?
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StillGhood
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Correct me if I'm wrong but during gestation embryos have tails; well nubs.
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Chewy.
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I wouldn't, would you?
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JahLiam
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I'm pretty sure humans have tails, they are fleshy, in the front, and the males a significantly larger than females
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theBearJew
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I would not. A matter of personal preference I assume.
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Chewy.
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I may trim some cool different designs in it.
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Wolfgang.
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I would be sexing everything.
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theBearJew
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Ill bet people would tat up their tails.
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Chewy.
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I'd trim mine short at the top and let it get gradually longer. While I was giving a girl my sex, I'd put my tail in her butt.
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theBearJew
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I think I'd go opposite. Longer at the top and shorter as it goes down. That way when I'm tailin her butt as were doing sex it gets prickly the farther I enter.
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Chewy.
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If humans had tails, would we circumcise them?
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theBearJew
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I don't think so. I imagine they wouldn't have that extra flesh on the end like a penis does. Would bet be like lions tails a furry bob lookin thing? Would they just be flesh in a long broomhandel like thing with a tip? It would all depend on the tip.
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Mag
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Hurrah, I just saved money on butt-plugs and now I feel epic.
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Barefootin_Fiend
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i'd be all like avatar n shit.
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.Hugo.
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Wait, none of you guys have tails? My mom told me it was normal
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JORMUNGAND
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everyone has a tail while they're a developing fetus

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also this is icky

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whoa-dere
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there would be fetish porn about this abviously
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GayWolf420
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how can we have tails if our eyes arent even real?
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soulskier
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Getting some tail would have to take on a different meaning
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theBearJew
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I thought that went unsaid.
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Chewy.
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Scratching your back would be so much easier.
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Anathema
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single person double penetration. hell yes.
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rudager
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If it was prehensile, and I was able to teleport, I'd be set.
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arnie_grape
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I was just talking about this with my girlfriend last week.

fetuses have tails, but they stop developing in the womb
some babies are still born with tails though and they usually cut them off at birth.

your coccyx (tailbone) is your tail that stopped growing
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cornholio
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theabortionator
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who cares
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Piste.Off
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Peyton seems to be enjoying the offseason.
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Stadtski
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Ski_Alot
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"embryo of a spotted dolphin"
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lamadelrey
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That last pic reminds me of that movie Shallow Hall, where jack black sees girls personalities instead of their looks. If Im not mistaken Jason Alexander has a tail in that.
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GayWolf420
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lol broncos fans
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