Bar stories

damnnn man...where you at? i gotta fake and i dont want that shit happenin to me
-:Carpe Poon:-
When worst comes to worst skiing comes first.

This one time, I had 18 drinks before going to the bar, and a few more in the bar, then I ordered a pitcher of cran&vodka and spilt it all over myself, then I puked on the dancefloor, then I got kicked out for bringing my own alcohol into the bar, and then my friend got pushed through a giant plate glass window. It was funny.







Bahahaha... or, you could call it the 'elitist snob' cult. Anyways, my family already owns a country club, so no thanks.

J.D. May

bars getting raided is a weekly thing in any large college town. just tell the cops you dont even have id, they just let you in if that happens.

^hahah simon, i dont think you can actually quantify the alcohol consumed that evening. i tried to walk across vancouver after that night...
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Well, after doing some more math, I'm pretty sure I must have had about 24 drinks before hitting the bar. Fun times!







Bahahaha... or, you could call it the 'elitist snob' cult. Anyways, my family already owns a country club, so no thanks.

J.D. May

ya it sucks if you tell em you dont have id though... because its illigal not to have id.. so if they really want to they can take you down to the station and double fuck you
-:Carpe Poon:-
When worst comes to worst skiing comes first.

24 drinks before the bar....your bac would be something like .38...the kid who died here at CU this year had a .35....

I once saw mark wahlberg at our local bar, so i walked up and said hi and offered to buy him a beer. turns out he's only like 5'6, i was easily a head above him. he ended up buying me a beer, but what does this famous millionaire rap-turned-moviestar buy me? a fuckin' bud light.

A guy walks into a bar... OUCH!
Hahahahahaha! I crack myself up.

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'It’s a wonder I haven’t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank

I have no good bar stories, except, I won a T-shirt once. I've never been in a bar that's been raided. that'd be fun

you know, im sure that many intesting things have happend in bars, i just dont remember alot of them. This one time my buddy and i had our friends scarf. She made it herself and it took her somthing like 3 years... so when we lost it we were flipping out. we searched the bar, contempated skippin town for a few days made up an elaborte story about a troll beating us up and eating it... when we finaly told her that we didnt know where it was, she aparently had it the whole time. Its not as good as a riad, but man i have never sobered up so fast after a 26 of rum.

There was another time where we found a cat inside the bar and people we steping on it, so me and my friend Kat took the cat away from the bar, and when ever we put it down it would follow us back. we eventually went knocking on doors in the neighbour hood asking if anyone wanted a cat. We found it a home after talking to provincial police, city police, campus security... the funny part is that my friend only 2 hours earlier couldnt stand at all and she was underage, and she was talking to police. i guess that story kinda sucks too... well, I tried.

Anyone here ever had a NSP party in a bar? cause they are hella fun.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

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'I hope you get hit by a neon'

Thats BAC count thing is COMPLETE bullshit. I have a brethalizer that is the exact same as the Vancouver police use and everynight we come home from the bar everyone blows between .25 and .3+
My friend blew a .43 one time when he got back and was completely normal.....well not normal but wasn't puking or anything haha it all depends on how much you usually drink.
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If I can't do it homey, it can't be done. I'ma let the champagne bottle pop ima take it to the top fo sho ima make it hot.
Trouble maker whaaaat!!!

you do realize that .43 means that your blood is 43% alcohol.....i'm calling bullshit.

actually no it dosent mean that.
a .08 bac is actually a 0.08% bac
but a .43 can definately be a lethal amount



'You got like, two feet of air that time!'

''University of Colorado freshman Lynn 'Gordie' Bailey died from acute alcohol poisoning with a blood-alcohol level of 0.328 percent, the Boulder County coroner's office announced Monday.''

''Bailey's weight estimated by the person who called 911 - about 230 pounds''

''On Sept. 5, Colorado State University sophomore Samantha Spady died from alcohol poisoning in Fort Collins. Spady, 19, had a blood-alcohol level of 0.436 percent.''

This kid was a fuckin bull, no way you had above a .4 and were 'fine'

http://www.denverpost.com/Stories/0,1413,36%257E27772%257E2446237,00.html