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PM4FreeJiberish
Posts: 447 - Karma: 3,533
No Dildos.
11 years ago
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duckslayer
Posts: 661 - Karma: 367
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B005HSTC5E?cache=471ce07540ff18c8fb45814ae8c50398&pie=1#ref=mp_s_a_1_2&qid=1392221377&sr=8-2&pis=3188,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
If you don't get this, you're a boob
11 years ago
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Yaraelpoof.png
Posts: 1556 - Karma: 6,418
I think that this is the winner. Post pics
11 years ago
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boozer
Posts: 521 - Karma: 35,642
a gay interracial porno
11 years ago
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Orrin
Posts: 1757 - Karma: 1,114
OP will surely deliver...
11 years ago
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TonyTheTiger
Posts: 863 - Karma: 68
Please do yourself a favor and buy this book:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0595094724?ie=UTF8&camp=213733&creative=393177&creativeASIN=0595094724&linkCode=shr&tag=shopfaster0c-20
How to Good-bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?



11 years ago
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Gsince93
Posts: 203 - Karma: 286
I was thinking an assortment of useless $1 things...
11 years ago
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BMit
Posts: 1526 - Karma: 218
A nickleback poster
11 years ago
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AT-AT
Posts: 3281 - Karma: 3,258
Looks like OP is getting thousands of Lady Bugs.
11 years ago
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PM4FreeJiberish
Posts: 447 - Karma: 3,533
Yea 10 orders of them I guess. Any idea what to do with 15k lady bugs?
11 years ago
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timmmay528
Posts: 202 - Karma: 15
Haribo sugar free gummy bears. The reviews are fantastic

http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummy-Candy-Sugarless-5-Pound/dp/B000EVQWKC
11 years ago
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ABalls
Posts: 2091 - Karma: 3,754
Find someone who you really don't like and put all the lady bugs in their car.
11 years ago
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AT-AT
Posts: 3281 - Karma: 3,258
Hahah that'd be awesome.
11 years ago
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KingGeedorah
Posts: 890 - Karma: 1,577
inb4 OP spills the ladybugs and his house is overrun.
11 years ago
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Orrin
Posts: 1757 - Karma: 1,114
*Amazon will surely deliver.
11 years ago
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WaffleMaster
Posts: 661 - Karma: 5,565
honestly this.

Or a massaging showerhead with color-changing LED lights
11 years ago
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AT-AT
Posts: 3281 - Karma: 3,258
Hey OP, how are those lady bugs treating you?
11 years ago
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snugs
Posts: 966 - Karma: 4,090
a cool tshirt and some new socks
11 years ago
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Xanadoo
Posts: 729 - Karma: 1,237
.
11 years ago
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Theskiingguy
Posts: 476 - Karma: 2,514
A wifi router so then you can eat your old one and we can have an OP that delivers.
11 years ago
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pianoman
Posts: 2503 - Karma: 779
i can't imagine the looks you'd get sippin' out of a sunscreen bottle in public.
11 years ago
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SK1ERDUDE
Posts: 1365 - Karma: 51
http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant-Gallon/dp/B005MR3IVO

All I've ever wanted in life is for somebody to buy this… 55 gallons of lube straight to your doorstep, you can't go wrong.
11 years ago
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PM4FreeJiberish
Posts: 447 - Karma: 3,533
Probably the least credible moment of my life having to admit this... I bought a microwave. Ours broke we needed one... and then someone drunkenly ripped the door off 2 days latter. No I still have no microwave and no ladybugs.
11 years ago
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5713 - Karma: 20,653
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11 years ago
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AT-AT
Posts: 3281 - Karma: 3,258
Im very dissappointed
11 years ago
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Yaraelpoof.png
Posts: 1556 - Karma: 6,418
this thread ended how the rail on chads gap thread will end
11 years ago
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
Karma is a bitch. And by bitch I mean a drunk person who ripped your non-ladybug microwave door off.
11 years ago
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