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I got $50 to Amazon highest ratted comment decides what I get

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PM4FreeJiberish
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No Dildos.
Feb 11 2014 2:11AM
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pow_pow~
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i came here to post dildo.


so dildo it is.
Feb 11 2014 2:11AM
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t_rob
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That's bull shit. I came here to post dildo.
Feb 11 2014 2:12AM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
the majority of people are going to come here to post dildo
Feb 11 2014 2:13AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,488
vibrator
Feb 11 2014 2:21AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,488
or anal beads
Feb 11 2014 2:21AM
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ski0
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you guys all make good suggestions but you have to link to the amazon page
Feb 11 2014 2:31AM
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HalfandHalf
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just put a bunch of change in one of those machines.
now I got 80 bucks to amazon.
Feb 11 2014 2:34AM
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Truetape
Posts: 291 - Karma: 227
do you have a dog?
Feb 11 2014 2:35AM
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Just_Send_It
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Feb 11 2014 2:46AM
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ChristianMingle
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Technically not a dildo http://www.amazon.com/Saphorix-Humungous-Butt-Plug/dp/B00EPB46EQ/ref=sr_1_10?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1392105140&sr=1-10&keywords=butt+plug
Feb 11 2014 2:53AM
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Parks.
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Gentleman, we all came here to post dildo, but we must move on
Feb 11 2014 2:58AM
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S.J.W
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<iframe width="640" height="390" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/6Q3hhxg_GDo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

one of these badboys
Feb 11 2014 3:10AM
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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,186
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/6Q3hhxg_GDo?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

one of these badboys
Feb 11 2014 3:11AM
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S.J.W
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fuck embedding!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Q3hhxg_GDo

just buy a fucking fleshlight
Feb 11 2014 3:11AM
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PM4FreeJiberish
Posts: 447 - Karma: 3,533
Damn that would be awesome, but its over $50!!
Feb 11 2014 3:16AM
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bobs
Posts: 4801 - Karma: 868
since you find butt plugs strangley awesome...

http://www.amazon.com/Aria-Vibrating-Silicone-Plug--Small/dp/B00GIX7BU0/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1392107064&sr=8-1&keywords=vibrating+butt+plug
Feb 11 2014 3:25AM
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SoToasty
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Heres a list of cool shit on amazon for under $50!

http://www.amazon.com/Vestergaard-Frandsen-527950-LifeStraw-Personal-Filter/dp/B006QF3TW4/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1392107686&sr=8-1&keywords=life+straw *This is the most useful thing ever!

http://www.amazon.com/Blast-Knuckle-Stun-Volts-Holster/dp/B008CH250Q

http://www.amazon.com/AquaAudio-Waterproof-Bluetooth-Capability-Compatible/dp/B00FOUVRVW/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1392107307&sr=8-1&keywords=wireless+waterproof+speakers

http://www.amazon.com/ThinkGeek-Eviltron/dp/B002X8ROD8/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1392107468&sr=8-2&keywords=annoy+a+tron

http://www.amazon.com/SHOWERDOORDIRECT-COM-LEDSHMC-Color-Changing-Showerhead/dp/B009Z3RLVY/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1392107511&sr=8-3&keywords=color+changing+shower+head
Feb 11 2014 3:36AM
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busterburns
Posts: 485 - Karma: 539
embedding game proper
Feb 11 2014 4:22AM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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if you walk away from this with anything other than a dildo, you are a phony.
Feb 11 2014 5:47AM
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chicken
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uh. comic books. how is this even a question?
Feb 11 2014 5:56AM
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Ryanvdonk
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blizzard of ahhs
Feb 11 2014 6:02AM
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Ryanvdonk
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here you go http://www.amazon.com/Greg-Stump-Classics/dp/B0044H1ZPO/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1392116597&sr=8-1&keywords=blizzard+of+ahhs

and with the money you save you can get some anal beads.
Feb 11 2014 6:05AM
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Deforestation
Posts: 1606 - Karma: 3,194
Alright alright here you go
1. Can of unicorn meat
2. Infant circumcision practice set
3. Jar of ladybugs
4. Weener Kleener soap
5. Obama toilet paper
Feb 11 2014 6:30AM
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lewist
Posts: 174 - Karma: 799
Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears!

http://www.buzzfeed.com/michaelrusch/haribo-gummy-bear-reviews-on-amazon-are-the-most-insane-thin
Feb 11 2014 7:02AM
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Mr.Bishop
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Dude this thing is WAY more fun than it looks. You can shoot your buddies in the face with a blast of air across the room. Eons of fun.

http://www.amazon.com/Can-You-Imagine-Black-Airzooka/dp/B00006IJIC

Or just get a fleshlight.
Feb 11 2014 7:49AM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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I had a chem teacher that would blast stinky sulfur air-gas during labs with one of those. Was not at all safe. He was the best, also had a great dildo.
Feb 11 2014 7:54AM
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Orrin
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OP could buy approximately 12,000 live lady bugs. Come on guys.


Feb 11 2014 8:29AM
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CaptainObvious.
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We need to upvote this because OP should have to purchase a shitload of ladbugs.
Feb 11 2014 10:30AM
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.Hugo.
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http://www.amazon.com/Individually-Wrapped-Frozen-Feeder-1-3-1-6g/dp/B00B8SHNBW/ref=sr_1_cc_3?s=aps&srs=3019857011&ie=UTF8&qid=1392133300&sr=8-3-catcorr&keywords=snake+food
Feb 11 2014 10:42AM
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Yaraelpoof.png
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op should get 10 lbs of gummy bears

http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummi-Candy-Gold-Bears-5-Pound/dp/B000EVOSE4/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1392133895&sr=8-1&keywords=gummy+bears
Feb 11 2014 10:53AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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http://www.amazon.com/Ferrero-Nutella-Made-Italy-Giant/dp/B003NL9MPW

Sure your gonna have to pitch in a lil extra but jesus if you don't get this you are just a plain bitch.
Feb 11 2014 11:15AM
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beowulf
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whip its!!!!!!


http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001MUJHKG/ref=s9_hps_bw_g79_i1
Feb 11 2014 11:26AM
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Bonzalo
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Bet those 90 on some skier you like, I would bet on Henrik and Torin.

http://www.bet365.com/home/FlashGen4/WebConsoleApp.asp?&cb=10880726316
Feb 11 2014 12:08PM
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UphillIce
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I think he should buy half as many ladybugs so he can afford a vibrator as well. Make sure to buy both from Amazon itself so someone has to pack them and think "W...T...F". 

If he has some money left over, maybe toss in a book on forensic entomology.
Feb 11 2014 12:17PM
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Deforestation
Posts: 1606 - Karma: 3,194
Way to take mine
Feb 11 2014 3:37PM
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Wampire
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Buy a jar of farts, there might not be one on amazon, but there are loads of them on ebay.
Feb 11 2014 3:56PM
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gombo8
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Uranium only $39.99 dont get caught by the FBI now...
http://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Inc-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM

with $10 left you could get some vajazzle body crystals
http://www.amazon.com/Vajazzle-LetS-Fuck-Package-Of/dp/B00A0TPOZW/ref=sr_1_11?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1392152711&sr=1-11&keywords=vajazzle
Feb 11 2014 4:07PM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 324
these things are sweet
Feb 11 2014 4:37PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37512 - Karma: 121,353
start a new ecosystem in your house, OP
Feb 11 2014 4:39PM
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Willgum
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Feb 11 2014 4:49PM
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PM4FreeJiberish
Posts: 447 - Karma: 3,533
So far the highest non dildo post is Lady Bugs haha. How long should I let this go before I make a purchase?
Feb 11 2014 4:58PM
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BertBoyd
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Im assuming when you say "No dildo's" it means you already have one, so why not this lovely outfit to go with it!!

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http://www.amazon.com/Elegant-Moments-Mens-Leather-Harness/dp/B003RAB8V0/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1392156072&sr=8-2&keywords=male+bondage
Feb 11 2014 5:03PM
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Chewy.
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http://www.amazon.com/Turtle-Stuffed-Animal-Pillow-Michelangelo/dp/B00C84THUK/ref=sr_1_11?s=toys-and-games&ie=UTF8&qid=1392157710&sr=1-11&keywords=stuffed+animals

Please buy this, with the leftover money, but this also.

Feb 11 2014 5:31PM
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Chewy.
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http://www.amazon.com/Empire-Labs-Clone-A-Willy-Kit-Vibrating/dp/B00CFCSOR2/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1392158257&sr=8-1&keywords=penis+mold

It's not a dildo, yet. Make a vibrating mold of your own penis, and give it to a pinkname.
Feb 11 2014 5:39PM
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theabortionator
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$50 worth of depends
Feb 11 2014 5:56PM
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louie.mirags
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Lady bugs it is
Feb 11 2014 6:20PM
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Bogs
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has anyone said dildo yet? If not, dildo.

If so, buttplug
Feb 11 2014 6:28PM
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caderobinson
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did you even read this thread?
Feb 11 2014 6:32PM
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Bogs
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No. No I did not.
Feb 11 2014 6:35PM
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SFB
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dragon penis sex toy.
Feb 11 2014 6:39PM
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