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MISSING: Charlie Ager.

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NinetyFour
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It seemed odd and unusual when Charlie Ager wasn't listed to have a seat in the cat at the freshly relocated Orage Masters that will take place this year at the Retallack lodge. This is definitely some terrain that he is very apt to ride; and if anyone can party hard, Charlie would appear to be the man. With these credentials taken into consideration it's hard to see why he wouldn't get the chance to throw down.

This article gave reasonable explanation to the scenario though:

http://www.davepires.com/charley-ager/

It made sense, he's always seemed to be off the grid, a little Jason Bourne like. Then came a few posts from Orage's Facbook and made me raise my eyebrows...


February 5th

HAS ANYONE SEEN CHARLEY AGER? Radio silence from the Ager camp lately. Strange, mysterious. Has he been abducted, is he still in BC? Does anyone have news on Gnarly Charley?

February 10th

We're sad to announce that Ager is still missing. If you can help us find him back you'll be rewarded! Leftover edit of this legendary man.


SURELY, this community has the resources to track down the illusive Mr. Ager... If anyone get's a lead, definitely hit up the Orage FB page, because it sounds like they've got something to offer up for your info!

https://www.facebook.com/Orage

Good luck with it, and hopefully we'll get him reconnected with the good crew that can't seem to find him. I'm sure some sick things will come of it!

11 years ago
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No.Quarter
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not this again
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Ian did it first
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BBurt
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Gnarly Charlie
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Mr.Bishop
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I miss Charlie.
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GrahamGould
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Hes probably living in a cabin in the woods eating deer
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Mr.Bishop
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Eating deer drinking beer?
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Way*Mo
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My favorite skier of all time. I hope he re-emerges
11 years ago
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rsvp
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he's an international man of mystery
11 years ago
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openmindportrait
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according to social networks. he was just in whistler...
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Ribss.
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Bump for interest.
11 years ago
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JAHBRADOR
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Someone in Whistler check the Marketplace parking lot at about 5pm on any given day. He should be lying asleep in the front of his truck which has a sled and a bunch of fat skis in the back. If not, WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE.
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ReeferMonga
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THIS ONE IS FOR THE COULOIR!
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Ghini
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Eating beer drinking deer?
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NinetyFour
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Wow, post work shift threads... Aha I blame my long day yesterday for the misspelling of Charley.
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mski
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That dude is his own individual thats for sure

They didn't invite him because of his stinky ski socks and over-all smell. I mean damn that cat ride would be treacherous with closed windows.
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cheener12
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this is as good a time as any to bring this back

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mski
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Haha he need to get on Trailer Park Boys
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Craigskis
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CharDawg
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Ribss.
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So, any news on good old Charlie?
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Ribss.
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Come on guys, I'm serious, this guy a ski god among men and really lives his life in an inspiring way. I want to know what happened to the guy, if anything happened at all. This really has been bothering me that no one on NS gives a fuck.
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nikoosh
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I'm really interested in this now.. keep this thread going!
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gotti
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we're all interested but none of us have any idea
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NinetyFour
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Except Jasperwesselman. MORE INFO PLEASE JASPER.
11 years ago
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Ribss.
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You would think someone has some fucking clue...
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bkelly
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I know where he is!  Working on his truck in white rock. 
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Charles_Grant
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well hopefully once he fixes his truck he will ski again!
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nikoosh
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Hows he doing???
11 years ago
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Ribss.
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If Orage doesn't already know you should let em know.
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Ribss.
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Sooo, did they find him?
11 years ago
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nickmcnutt
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Sorry NS, but Charley didn't film this year :(
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J.D.
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NinetyFourThis article gave reasonable explanation to the scenario though:

http://www.davepires.com/charley-ager/

ALSO MISSING: Dave Pires.
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Willard
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Ribss.Come on guys, I'm serious, this guy a ski god among men and really lives his life in an inspiring way. I want to know what happened to the guy, if anything happened at all. This really has been bothering me that no one on NS gives a fuck.


Calm down TMZ
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edai
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Woah that was mad sketchy reading through the whole thread
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soHarsh
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So has anyone heard anything through the grapevine about Gnarly Charley recently? I heard some rumblings that he was out in Pemberton recently but that was from some random on the chair lift.
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wrichmond
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Bump!

Anyone seen what he's been up to this season?
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Balzberg
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wrichmondBump!

Anyone seen what he's been up to this season?


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.Rybak.
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Mr.BishopEating deer drinking beer?


Hiding there all year?
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Ribss.
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And that's how NS forgot about gnarly Charlie
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leprechaunsissy
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Ribss.And that's how NS forgot about gnarly Charlie


I didnae fairget ahboot him eh pa. Ee was mah bam's weedgie eh pa. Goanie geez ah boatl eh broon eh pa ama goanie eh top eh the toon fair that bucky eh pa.

Is anyone 'monitoring this thread like a hawk' from Scotland?
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Balzberg
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leprechaunsissyIs anyone 'monitoring this thread like a hawk' from Scotland?


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leprechaunsissy
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Ribss.And that's how NS forgot about gnarly Charlie


Ah ken ah mic dropped yair comment eh ya bam! Scoatlahnd thah greet pal!
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Chubz.
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leprechaunsissyI didnae fairget ahboot him eh pa. Ee was mah bam's weedgie eh pa. Goanie geez ah boatl eh broon eh pa ama goanie eh top eh the toon fair that bucky eh pa.

Is anyone 'monitoring this thread like a hawk' from Scotland?


Never stop posting like this 😂😂😂😂😂
9 years ago
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TVRNTVPOOP
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charlies probably out in the middle of nowhere tossing massive switch 5s
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methscratchface
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if you build it he will come. Bring back the hellbent and gnarchar will reemerge from the depths to land switch off of everything.
9 years ago
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hoodcrew
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love watching ager ski, fucking legend!
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Mr.Bishop
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hoodcrewlove watching ager ski, fucking legend!


Right?
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leprechaunsissy
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Mr.BishopRight?


Feckin right eh pal!
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SirFryanator
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Mr.BishopRight?


Yes.
9 years ago
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GayWolf420
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This thread needs moar massive 5 blunts into gnarly pow landings.
9 years ago
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cousinmark
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Charley WYA
8 years ago
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Ribss.
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DeebieSkeebiesThis thread needs moar massive 5 blunts into gnarly pow landings.


I hear if you smoke 5 massive blunts and click your Hellbents together 3 times then Gnarly Charlie will appear. I think its just an old legend though.
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