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Every girl at my school is now crazy for Mcmorris

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BertBoyd
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So before the Olympics all the girls at my school couldn't name one pro snowboarder or skier. Now after Mcmorris has appeared in the Olympics every girl is crazy for him! "For how good of a snowboarder he is?" no, Just because they think he's hot.

This was the first post on twitter by a girl at my school:
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The rest just spiraled off of that. You know any girls crazy for him?
Feb 10 2014 8:46PM
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erikK
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check out his instagram, there was thousands of girls worshipping him before the olympics. i can only imagine what it has become
Feb 10 2014 8:48PM
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erikK
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that being said i'm sure sage and stale aren't having any trouble with no fap february either
Feb 10 2014 8:49PM
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hippy.
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girls seem to like the skiers too
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Feb 10 2014 8:50PM
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DaffyDaDak
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omfg same, the girls at my school are crazy for him.
Feb 10 2014 9:04PM
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Brule.
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There's one girl at my school who's CRAZY for Shahn Wyte.
Feb 10 2014 9:17PM
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erica
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I watched snowboarding slopestyle with my mom and she couldn't stop swooning over "McRib"

It isn't just school girls.
Feb 10 2014 9:22PM
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Chubz.
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All those stupid white girl pages are loving him. I don't why but it's fucking annoying.
Feb 10 2014 9:25PM
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nutz.
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stale's the best looking of the bunch for sure, i mean look at that mohawk
Feb 10 2014 9:31PM
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DIX~
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HEY EVERYBODY!!!! GIRLS LIKE GUYS OF HIGH STATUS AND FAME!!!!!!

Holy shit I'ma write a paper on this shit. Wait no I'll just hate online because I'm jealous
Feb 10 2014 9:34PM
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proZach
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so what. if I saw a hot girl on tv that was doing something I didn't know shit about I'd be "crazy about" her too. you wouldn't be?
Feb 10 2014 9:34PM
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DIX~
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Yeah dudes are just hypocritical. You see this chick completely ripping and you go crazy for her too. At least I hope you do

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Feb 10 2014 9:38PM
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Willgum
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Guys are actually less vocal about girls they think are hot though. I constantly see girls tweeting about those perfect guy relationships they want, actors they love, guys who could have their babies etc...

Dudes do it too sure, but take a look at Beleibers or 1 direction fan girls, shit is insane they sell their souls to a dude they've never met
Feb 10 2014 9:41PM
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proZach
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exactly. I saw this chick the other day in some ad. immediately had to head to the bathroom if you know what I mean. so hot. c'mon, fuckin redbull too?!?

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Feb 10 2014 9:41PM
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Queen_Selassie
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mark dates surfer mega babe coco ho 

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Feb 10 2014 9:43PM
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DIX~
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Can't wait to see a pinkname response to this ahaha.

Sure girls can get a bit more obsessive over a dude, but there are guys like that too (fucking dweebs though, like that guy that asked Miley Cyrus to prom). But to the average male 95% of girls with a decent body and without any major deformation are attractive. The average chick doesn't really think that way and generally has a much smaller pool of people they find attractive so they make a big deal about it I guess
Feb 10 2014 9:46PM
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DIX~
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That's actually Silje's hotter sister who's a model. She drives a Lambo too. My personal dream girl
Feb 10 2014 9:47PM
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Deforestation
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As skiers we have a right tho lmao. It's not like we have never seen her before and are all of a sudden like holy shit after watching an hour of tv
Feb 10 2014 9:49PM
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Chinchi
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yeah but silje
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Feb 10 2014 9:49PM
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DIX~
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I really doubt more than 10% of NS knew who she was before this year
Feb 10 2014 9:52PM
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SFB
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holy shit she is so hot. 12/10
Feb 10 2014 9:52PM
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Deforestation
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sad people
Feb 10 2014 9:54PM
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Jeebus.
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Ya man, gottdamn, i would have my penis removed if i could bang her before hand.
Feb 10 2014 9:55PM
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DIX~
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Here's another of her, she looks good in ski gear too

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Feb 10 2014 9:55PM
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SFB
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Feb 10 2014 10:29PM
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Olimar
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Just like you knew nothing about women's gymnastics and swooned over all the girls in Beijing and London?
Feb 10 2014 10:31PM
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DIX~
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Shawn Johnson doe
Feb 10 2014 10:55PM
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Deforestation
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Right doe
Feb 10 2014 10:58PM
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yangumane
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How would he pick up chicks with his voice lol
Feb 10 2014 11:05PM
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Jeebus.
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Nastia is pretty fine now too doe
Feb 10 2014 11:07PM
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Spiri7o
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people have been saying i look/ talk like him
Feb 10 2014 11:20PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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as a gay male, i just don't find him that attractive. He's certainly not ugly, but I don't get the insane hype for nothing but his looks.
Feb 10 2014 11:45PM
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DIX~
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Yeah I don't get it either. If they saw an identical twin of Mark being a normal person in a normal situation they wouldn't look twice
Feb 10 2014 11:53PM
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HalfandHalf
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haha this is true
Feb 10 2014 11:57PM
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Rusticles
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Women are just attracted to men whom are talented as long as they're decent looking.
Feb 11 2014 12:00AM
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ged.bend
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Feb 11 2014 12:36AM
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Chewy.
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My girl's in love with Sage. I'm okay with it.
Feb 11 2014 12:47AM
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notspoicey
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It's kinda pissing me off because they are just freaking out over how hot he is and they really have no clue what he has done for snowboarding and what he has accomplished and Now he's like the Ryan Lochte of the Winter Olympics

Sad I know
Feb 11 2014 12:49AM
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whoa-dere
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hot hot hot

and yea mcmorris has a baby voice
Feb 11 2014 1:05AM
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Troy.
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And dudes aren't?
Feb 11 2014 2:53AM
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will_powder
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K this is gonna sound weird, but his mannerisms and his voice are pretty cute. I'd probably swoon if I were into dudes. Have you seen his MTV show? Yeah that's all for the ladies.

http://olympics.cbc.ca/videos/video/mark-mcmorris-thanks-friends-family-canada-house.html
Feb 11 2014 3:10AM
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Rusticles
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Definitely not to the same extent
Feb 11 2014 8:28AM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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from one gay man to another, youre gay.
Feb 11 2014 8:30AM
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theabortionator
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Every girl is crazy bout a sharp dressed man
Feb 11 2014 8:41AM
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Rusticles
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what i meant is, Women will idolize an average looking man if he is talented. Men do not idolize an average looking woman who is talented.
Feb 11 2014 9:55AM
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GayWolf420
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good call

Feb 11 2014 10:30AM
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nutz.
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Silje isn't a skier dude... are you sure you've seen her before?
Feb 11 2014 11:52AM
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Bonzalo
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I aint even mad.

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Feb 11 2014 11:58AM
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BertBoyd
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Okay yes, She is a babe.
Feb 11 2014 1:07PM
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Chunter
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Oddly enough everyone I know is all swooning Kenworthy...but then again, he posts selfies with stray puppies.



but forrrreal though. Rowan Chechire.



Feb 11 2014 3:47PM
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RubberSoul
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that mountain kid voice doe
Feb 11 2014 3:53PM
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