step 1: purchase candy from wal mart
step 2: select nerds, sweet tart and laffy taffy variety pack.
step 3: grab one of each candy.
step 4: select laffy taffy, consume but keep in mouth, chewing
step 5: pour nerds into mouth (whole box)
step 6: grab sweet tarts, chew all 3.
step 7: he was stoned when he was telling me all about this as i was typing it.
step 8: post to newschoolers.
step 9: fuckin oregon kids.