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best thing ever happened to me at breck

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waterville_NH
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so i was at breckenfridge a couple weeks ago and i get on the lift, a cool sweedish snowboarder on my left and my friend on my right, and on the right of him some guy

first thing the guy on the right does is take out a bottle of beer and proceeds to tell us that he needs his protien as he holds up the beer

off in the distance there is about 5 inches of bad snow on top of rocks and he keeps interupting me and the sweede and saying 'look at that shit over there, thats some fucking good shit'

(meanwhile, my friend is laughing uncontrolably)

he goes on to say that he stole some girl's snowboard last time he was there, and that every time he goes to california he ends up getting arrested

finally when the sweede tells me about his film company he owns, the guy comes in and says 'i own my old woman, im about to put a bullet in her, i guess that makes me a buisness man too'

by this time i can't handle it anymore and we're just like, 'what the fuck are you talking about' while laughing uncontrolably




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Dec 9 2004 5:44PM
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Dec 9 2004 5:45PM
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hype
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hahah pointless but very funny

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Dec 9 2004 5:45PM
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oh im proud.








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Dec 9 2004 5:50PM
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skiierman
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Did this Sweedish dude's name happen to be Johan?







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Dec 9 2004 5:58PM
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freeskier108
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haha, not sure if you meant to misspell breckenridge as breckenFridge, but its funny cuz its damn cold and windy constantly.
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Dec 9 2004 7:06PM
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Dr.Dealgood
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Haha speaking of funny lift stories...

Me and my boarder friend have been lapping a jump we built all night. We're blazed so hiking is just out of the question. So we're tackling the lift. Now the liftie there is a notorious smoker. He's training some rookie who's been doing a horrible job. When we come down he tells the rook to get practicing, he hops on our chain, takes out a spliff and asks, 'You boys wanna smoke?'

Great moment.
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Dec 9 2004 7:13PM
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waterville_NH
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the sweede's name is chris, he owns skull films www.skullfilms.tk




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Dec 9 2004 7:41PM
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Kev
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my buddy apparntly saw a guy from texas skiing with a cowbay hat, jeans, and a gun in a holster, he had to go up and check to see if it was just some kid joking around, and appartnly the guy was seriuos, and was at breck from texas on a buisness trip skiing around with a visable gun in a holster.
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Dec 9 2004 8:01PM
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T.L.
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hahahahahah what a bum.
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Dec 9 2004 8:06PM
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ive shared a chair lift with david hasslehoff


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Dec 9 2004 8:41PM
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skiierman
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Oooh ok. We got a crazy Sweede dude here at our school and I was just wonderin... lol





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Dec 9 2004 8:51PM
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eheath
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that was sweet
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Dec 9 2004 9:08PM
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WIfreeskier
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i sat in a 2-person lift with some old guy who had no tongue so he really couldn't pronounce anything but vowels, so i had to decipher his half-ass sign language the whole ride. damn midwest lifts, so damn slow
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Dec 9 2004 9:11PM
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mackinnon
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i was on the gondola at st anne last february with 3 guy friends and two random french speaking guys, one of theguys takes out a joint and just holds it in his hand the whole 7 minute ride..so the 4 of us are just staring at the guy like wtf, and when we got off he just put it back in his pocket and left..so random

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Dec 9 2004 11:29PM
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3ski6guy0
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no, he meant to say breckenfridge. thats what everyone calls it cause its always freezing up there
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Dec 10 2004 12:00AM
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JackBach
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someone tell me EXACTLY how to post a pic and I'll put one up of this guy I saw the other weekend, its worth it.








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Dec 10 2004 12:19AM
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'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider


Dec 10 2004 12:43AM
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freeski1620
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sorry,
but only spaces between img ag src, so

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider


Dec 10 2004 12:45AM
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waterville_NH
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to post a pic




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You are a total asshole. Tripping a pregnant girl is not okay.
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Dec 10 2004 8:45AM
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Aksum_25
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that is a great chairlift story. Did they guy proceed to try and ski down the small amount of snow over the rocks?
Dec 10 2004 8:48AM
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waterville_NH
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he said he was going to hike over there, but we didnt see it...it was like the only run that we didnt have the camera on because it was after lunch...i was pissed




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You are a total asshole. Tripping a pregnant girl is not okay.
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Dec 10 2004 8:55AM
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lineskier10
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one time i was in the gondola at killington with 4 other shop employees and this random old guy, so my friend grabs his papers and he rolls a nice j pretty quickly, the ride is pretty long so we had time to blaze it all and the old guy was just chilling there the whole time, anyways i was kinda high at the end of the lift ride and my friend asks the old guy, 'so what police department are you with' and the guy just mumbled and we all laughed balls, its a kinda random story but i thought it was funny
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Dec 10 2004 9:47AM
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KeegLove
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wow what the fuck was up with that guy lol
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Dec 10 2004 10:16AM
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Bangor
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hahahahah, classic.
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Dec 10 2004 10:30AM
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bigair_clockboy
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one word... Hallucinogens

Dec 10 2004 12:29PM
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telestar6
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If that's the best thing that's ever happened to you, you really need to get out more.

Why does everyone insist on telling their weed stories. Their lame as shit. Everyone on here has probably riden up the lift with some douche who's blazin on the lift. Big fucking deal. It's nothing to be proud of.
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Dec 10 2004 1:10PM
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flatspinner
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Dec 10 2004 3:12PM
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Apple
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if you take those little radio things to ski hills and start to talk to random people asking them 'where are you? were so worried' or 'you shit bag, you said youd meet me 30 minutes ago' you get some pretty funny responses from enrages parents or worried people. its good times on gondolas.

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Dec 10 2004 3:18PM
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flatspinblunt
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best thing that ever happened to u?, not like a sw 270 on, or stopmin a rodeo 7, it was that? are u kidding me?!?


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Dec 10 2004 6:00PM
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waterville_NH
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the swede was a snowboarder that i was talking to...the rediculous guy was someone else for all those wondering

also, nailing a disaster switch270 on was real cool, but this was better than that actually




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-Harrison

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You are a total asshole. Tripping a pregnant girl is not okay.
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Dec 10 2004 6:15PM
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yetigonecrazy
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there was a bunch of kids from CMC in Glenwood who went down to breck and got in big shit a couple weekends ago...tresspassing or something shitty like that...GeneralDisordr was there, ask him if you care about details


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