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My shit story

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LucasTrent
Posts: 138 - Karma: 1,460
I remember once when i was young i used to ski race. It was my very first race and I was incredibly nervous. That morning when i woke I had a stomach ache and did my best to ignore it. But, as the day progressed it got worse and worse. Finally It came for my turn to race, at this point my stomach was killing me! I couldn't hold it in, It felt like a there was a tunnel running through my body carrying shit through my internals. Then My butt exploded and filled my speed suit with shit. But, the worst part was i had to still race with a speed suit full of feces.

This truly was a traumatic experience for me please share your stories, I know im not the only one...
Feb 6 2014 12:10PM
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PKNeison
Posts: 313 - Karma: 721
you're right that was a shit story.

Feb 6 2014 12:11PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
Dude I shit myself like 4 times a year it's NBD.
Feb 6 2014 12:12PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37516 - Karma: 121,389
shit myself as I puked one night really really drunk. it was literally coming out both ends
Feb 6 2014 12:59PM
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Deforestation
Posts: 1606 - Karma: 3,194
Pun
Feb 6 2014 1:15PM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,179
"It felt like a there was a tunnel running through my body carrying shit through my internals."

That's called your intestines bro
Feb 6 2014 1:57PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
In fourth grade while in Ski Brigades, I had to go pee, and I hit our biggest booter and pissed my pants badly, there was so much. I didn't tell anyone so I didn't look like a bitch so I had to ski with piss soaked pants for 2 more hours. And let me tell you, if you have never sat on a 10 minute chairlift with pee in your pants, it is one of the worst feelings ever
Feb 6 2014 2:31PM
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,164
I afterbanged so hard that I shit myself: shitsterbang.
Feb 6 2014 2:56PM
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.AR6rider.
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One of my roommates did this when we were juniors in college. I brought him home from a party, went to get him a glass of water, and come back to him power puking in his bedroom with his face hovering about 4 inches off the ground. Legit, vein-busting puke action going on. It was horrifying. Aaannndddd then the smell hit me. He shit down the leg of his jeans while on his hands and knees being spattered by vomit. I pushed him over on his side and promptly got the fuck out of there. Pretty sure I heard him faintly crying from down the hall later that night and his clothes were all in the garbage the next morning. Good times.
Feb 6 2014 3:08PM
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PKNeison
Posts: 313 - Karma: 721
every now and again i do dribble a bit of piss out when i gucci

Feb 6 2014 3:10PM
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