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I called last run for the first time in my life yesterday

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Abu_Hajaar
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I ended up under rotating a cork 7 and tore my acl. NEVER CALL LAST RUN!
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John18_6
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Lesson learned? I saw a duded get kidnapped once after he said last run.
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RimJobber
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I saw a guy get mauled by a mechanical grizzly bear because he called last run
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Bateman
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JEG CALLER NESTE RUN
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HungryHypocrite
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what ever happened to 2 more and cut last?
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Flyon
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Norskjävlar!
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RimJobber
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Jjenanfej laienc eieu!
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Espen519
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Definitely 2 more, skip the last. It's the safest way down
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EMH
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Muahaha I called last run today, did cork 7, finally figured out the rotation! So pumped for tomorrow! Bring in the -K for calling it, NS. I probably deserve some for calling it and stomping shit instead of tearing acl/mcl/whatever
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Bittner
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2 minus 1
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p-fo
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Just means that if you do it again you're gonna die.
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Alex_G
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i hurt my knee last year pretty bad after calling last run too. never again
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theabortionator
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If I've said it once I've said it a thousand times. Guns don't kill people, last runs do.

Be careful. If you ever here somebody call last run make sure to instruct them on the proper etiquette for getting out of the predicament they've put themselves in. WE ARE ALL FELLOW SKIERS AND RIDERS. SAVE A FRIEND OUT THERE.


ITS FOR THE CHILDREN.


CONGRESS ACT NOW AND PASS THE NO LAST RUN ACT OF 2014.

I DONT KNOW WHAT IM SAYING OR WHY ITS IN CAPS
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notspoicey
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lesson learned that you should have read the calling last run thread a few weeks ago
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Abu_Hajaar
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It was also the last feature of the last run
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BigScaryLarry
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it is always: T minus 1, 2 minus 1, 3 minus 1, do 2 skip last, etc but it is never ever last run. Last run is only a sacred term called on the day you die. then it is your last run
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.Rybak.
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Oh don't worry. That just means that karma will come around and bite you in the ass when you least expect it. It doesn't have to be last run now you will just get injured even worse anytime during the day.
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whoa-dere
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my friend called last run once, he is now gay
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CalebT
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I did the same thing and snapped my ulna and radius both in half(the two arm bones below the elbow) . Just like meth, not even once.
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Abu_Hajaar
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What if I called last run on every run? Would that reverse the effects or would all the last run calling catch up to me on my actual last run resulting in a very slow and painful death? So many questions, so few answers.
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Mr_G
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shit is real. i suggested the idea of leaving in a couple of runs to my friend and literally two runs later i took a backflip way too deep and slammed my head. ended up with a concussion and some bleeding in my brain. NEVER CALL LAST RUN......... and wear a helmet
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Parks.
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thats why you take an easy lap for the last lap...
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Sheets-mmm
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no way anything can happen. that's like saying im not gonna do a line tonight, then doing a bump instead..like how is it different
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Parks.
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im not saying you are invincible, im saying if you dont pull out your biggest tricks and shit then you are less likley to have a season ending fall. think about it for a sec.
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Sheets-mmm
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nah man I hear ya, I just look at it differently
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Armada333
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what a bunch of superstitious persons.. sorry for you knee tough :/

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Iraq_Lobster
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Well I be the first to say it. Sorry to hear about your ACL OP. Hope it gets better
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nine50seven
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Ok so is there a difference between calling last run out loud and calling last run in your mind? does it not count unless spoken out loud? I need to know this
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BrennenM
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i broke my back two winters ago because i called last run….never again, always 2skip
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buzzlightyear
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Karma... Its all about 4 more skip the last 3.

but sorry about the knee that is a shame.
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S.J.W
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I once heard kim jun un called last run while skiing, that run he did a lip 2 pretz 2 off his nuclear bomb and killed himself... Moral of the story never call last run
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EMH
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Kept sending cork 7s all day long today, didn't die, though today I figured out that I most probably have "shin splints", skiing hurts so_fucking_much. So yeah, karma is gonna get you one way or another.
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theabortionator
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I'm always scared when riding at another mountain and the lifties are like "last run". Like Are you fucking crazy? Are you trying to get me killed? What did I ever do to you?


Or when someone in your group calls it. I'll convince them to take to or 3 more runs then at the bottom I'm like "lets get out of here". Their like "didn't you say you wanted to take a couple more?" No ya herp derper I just didn't want to fucking die on that final run through the park.

What the hell are they teaching the children in schools today?
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brend
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If big air dave calls last run will he case?
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