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Sitting or standing?

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Bagina
Posts: 849 - Karma: 2,888
How do you pee?

I'll say it, I sit.
Feb 4 2014 9:09PM
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fupaface
Posts: 810 - Karma: 449
the proper way to pee is in a handstand, with your chin resting on the toilet seat.
Feb 4 2014 9:10PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37512 - Karma: 121,355
in your moms mouth
Feb 4 2014 9:10PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,345
Depends. Sitting aint bad though if youre lazy
Feb 4 2014 9:10PM
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Bagina
Posts: 849 - Karma: 2,888
Oh and inb4 "in her butt"
Feb 4 2014 9:10PM
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JWeinstock
Posts: 3439 - Karma: 1,352
y
Feb 4 2014 9:12PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
Standing unless I have the time
Feb 4 2014 9:12PM
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Deforestation
Posts: 1606 - Karma: 3,194
lying down... how else
Feb 4 2014 9:14PM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
When Im at my real house (not at Uni) I'll sit and pee, anywhere else I'll stand.
I live in a nice house, I'm not some fuckin savage.
Feb 4 2014 9:15PM
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TroyAntipasta
Posts: 444 - Karma: 535
I sit when I pee, but stand when I shit.



















/claim
Feb 4 2014 9:16PM
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AT-AT
Posts: 3281 - Karma: 3,256
OP has no penis.
What kind of man doesn't stand?
Feb 4 2014 9:16PM
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KennyD
Posts: 264 - Karma: 537
The real question is do you sit or stand to wipe
Feb 4 2014 9:19PM
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statuswhitegirl
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Feb 4 2014 9:22PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
i'm lazy. i sit down at home. obv stand in a public bathroom.
Feb 4 2014 9:29PM
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Espen519
Posts: 552 - Karma: 969
In butts
Feb 4 2014 9:32PM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
My dick is so big I can't sit and pee
Feb 4 2014 9:47PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,353
oh!kinky!
Feb 4 2014 9:54PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
ive always wondered how really fat guys pee. do they just sit down and let it dribble out of their rolls?
Feb 4 2014 9:57PM
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Scotty_Boy
Posts: 777 - Karma: 1,449
Yeah it's called the golden rapids
Feb 4 2014 10:01PM
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alex=
Posts: 1738 - Karma: 2,835
+K to you

carry on. nothing happened here
Feb 4 2014 10:36PM
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Wolfgang.
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Feb 4 2014 10:47PM
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milk_man
Posts: 5252 - Karma: 5,978
Depends on my mood or the time of day. If it's right away in the morning I have to sit or its gonna go everywhere
Feb 4 2014 11:22PM
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Bagina
Posts: 849 - Karma: 2,888
Gotta put your feet somewhere.
Feb 4 2014 11:51PM
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Mag
Posts: 8155 - Karma: 14,809
I sit.


For some reason the guys in the urinals next to me always look at me funny.
Feb 5 2014 4:40AM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
Zing! Haha
Feb 5 2014 6:59AM
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B.Aussie
Posts: 5852 - Karma: 4,531
I sit.
Feb 5 2014 12:31PM
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Bagina
Posts: 849 - Karma: 2,888
Why?
Feb 5 2014 12:44PM
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stizzle
Posts: 371 - Karma: 623

Glad to hear im not the only one using these bastards.

Feb 5 2014 12:51PM
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7-3instacall
Posts: 999 - Karma: 1,005
i used to sit alot when i was a kid and then one day i noticed i could barely relax and do it while standing up, ever since then i taught myself again to stand and i have not sat down to pee ever again, cept when i shit. and also, almost everygirl our there wishes she was able to piss without sitting down. we can.. why not do it?
Feb 5 2014 1:12PM
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