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Henrik: The smoothest?

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Alexhiglo
Posts: 260 - Karma: 1,083
So Henrik skis with a raw egg in his pocket as an incentive to ski as smoothly as possible. Straight G status. I bet it never cracks to.
Heres the link to the vid
Feb 3 2014 9:32PM
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catsRjerks
Posts: 291 - Karma: 1,163
his father was on a bob-sled team
Feb 3 2014 9:37PM
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UncleGerry
Posts: 1291 - Karma: 1,378
Dreads have never looked worse. Dear lord that kids a mess.
Feb 3 2014 9:41PM
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JahLiam
Posts: 2321 - Karma: 7,828
Your father is dead
Feb 3 2014 10:26PM
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skiersupreme
Posts: 1549 - Karma: 4,872
im not gunna say the dreads look good, but thats cuz i dont love dreads on anybody. but good lord i was laughing my ass off watching him drop into big air with those thick dreads flying out of his helmet.
Feb 3 2014 10:39PM
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WaffleMaster
Posts: 661 - Karma: 5,565
why is there no discussion on the egg. this is really cool. is it real tho? does he?
Feb 4 2014 12:26AM
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eheath
Posts: 61710 - Karma: 124,287
Why is this an acceptable comment? Wtf
Feb 4 2014 12:28AM
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scarsimd
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Feb 4 2014 6:02AM
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K_JIBS
Posts: 88 - Karma: 1,481
personally tom walisch has smoothness prefer him over that Henrik
Feb 4 2014 6:09AM
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catsRjerks
Posts: 291 - Karma: 1,163
I'd try and be whitty and say your father is also dead.. But that would imply you actually know who your father is... Let's be honest your mother always was a whore
Feb 4 2014 6:53AM
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yangumane
Posts: 1816 - Karma: 3,347
I think Casabon is smoother but nonetheless Dollo is one of the smoothest skiers around
Feb 4 2014 8:46AM
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BigScaryLarry
Posts: 1448 - Karma: 2,732
honestly i highly doubt that he does ski with an egg but if he does that is fucking nuts

Feb 4 2014 9:40AM
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filipoio
Posts: 293 - Karma: 1,569
Henrik´s toughts mid air when trying right nose butter dub 12 in Xgames: "I have to ask for a new jacket"
Feb 4 2014 11:12AM
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Gherbs
Posts: 530 - Karma: 903
broken egg in the pocket has got to be the most comfortable feeling in the world.
Feb 4 2014 11:32AM
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yangumane
Posts: 1816 - Karma: 3,347
I watched a day in the life vid with him and he made an omelette, but when he did there were barely any eggs left so maybe he does
Feb 4 2014 11:33AM
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beansurrows
Posts: 209 - Karma: 5,526
definetly the smoothest out there. The best part is you always see him skiing with a big ass smile on his face. Obviously loves the sport for what it is
Feb 4 2014 1:19PM
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Karkoskier
Posts: 2999 - Karma: 4,662
You're yolking with me right? His skiing is eggselent!
Feb 4 2014 1:20PM
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SEABURN
Posts: 4859 - Karma: 2,762
redundant thread is redundant

here's something new

Click for larger image
Feb 4 2014 1:22PM
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dvx100
Posts: 1884 - Karma: 4,819
honestly, with henrik wearing such big clothing for a small dude, i dont see it being that hard for the egg to crack in his pockets.
Feb 4 2014 2:08PM
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Tree60
Posts: 1438 - Karma: 4,961
It's Aladeen.



nice name change btw.
Feb 4 2014 2:18PM
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chicken
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AHHH. you know what I want to post. But I can't thanks to mr.putin
Feb 4 2014 2:23PM
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lurking
Posts: 2222 - Karma: 6,788
Goepper is the smoothest. Let it begin
Feb 4 2014 3:40PM
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S.Ki
Posts: 2237 - Karma: 3,718
Thats because he is an eggcelent skier.
Feb 4 2014 4:53PM
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Chris.McAleer
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https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=576125355803731&set=vb.250924304990506&type=2&theater

Proof
Feb 4 2014 6:39PM
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