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SO MUCH COCAINE

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DIPED_IN_SAUCE
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"The U.S. Coast Guard unveiled 45 bales – that’s 2,500 pounds – of recovered cocaine Tuesday that was likely bound for Miami, reported WPEC-TV.

A Coast Guard fixed-wing plane spotted a suspicious 25-foot boat – what they call a “go-fast” vessel – traveling at a high rate of speed with four passengers aboard, Jan. 22. Spotted just off the Dominican Republic coast, Coast Guard response teams were sent to investigate, and when the boat did not respond to calls or warning shots from a helicopter, the fast boats moved in."

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/01/29/coast-guard-snags-37-million-in-cocaine-bound-for-miami/

Jan 31 2014 12:17AM
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theabortionator
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In other news a fuck ton of times more than that get's across no problem. Keep wasting your time 'Merca. It's 2014 and we're still involved in this bullshit.


Here's to another 10 years of stupidity.


Cheers yall
Jan 31 2014 12:20AM
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-WZ-
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you could probably ski on that much coke
but for real thats a shit ton of coke
Jan 31 2014 12:56AM
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El_Barto.
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If we built like a giant moat in the ocean around the US we wouldnt have to worry about this shit
Jan 31 2014 12:57AM
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DIPED_IN_SAUCE
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You want to dig a water filled trench in a giant body of water?
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Jan 31 2014 1:04AM
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El_Barto.
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fuck yea, theyd never see it coming
Jan 31 2014 1:06AM
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act.resist
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Diped in cocaine?
Jan 31 2014 1:06AM
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DIPED_IN_SAUCE
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More like dabbled.
Jan 31 2014 1:16AM
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act.resist
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DIPED ISNT A WORD IT REALLY BOTHERS ME
Jan 31 2014 1:19AM
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ESAND
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Really?

I mean, come on, that was a perfect moment for an xibit meme.
Jan 31 2014 2:26AM
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PeppermillReno
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FUCK YOU MAN. USA USA USA USA. We need MORE DEA funding. If we don't fight the war on drugs my children might turn gay.


USA USA USA USA USA


SInce I think we could be invaded at any time we need a bigger army too. And fuck obamacare.
Jan 31 2014 5:31AM
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JAHBRADOR
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Your kids are already most likely gay, dont need to worry about that.
Jan 31 2014 7:04AM
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Snowtorious_BIG
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Fuck! Now I'm gonna have to call my other guy
Jan 31 2014 9:44AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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meanwhile, a shipment of 10,000 lbs of cocaine is smuggled in to the USA while the coast guard is busy taking down the decoy shipment.
Jan 31 2014 9:46AM
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SFB
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thats pretty radical
Jan 31 2014 10:01AM
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DIPED_IN_SAUCE
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I'd let you bother me ;)

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Jan 31 2014 9:10PM
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act.resist
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i bet i already do...ya weirdo
Jan 31 2014 10:55PM
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GayWolf420
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why not the bluth border wall?
Jan 31 2014 11:40PM
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whoa-dere
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i look out my window and it's raining cocaine right now
Feb 1 2014 9:39AM
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Olimar
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Im not one for bull shit conspiracy theories and what not, But I would not be surprised if this was just propaganda and staged so they can be like "Hey Look! The war on drugs is actually working! were making a difference!"
Feb 1 2014 10:56AM
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feihlination
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what did he get that trophy for?

dart?
Feb 1 2014 12:21PM
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Laurent.
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No, for having a sweet mullet.
Feb 1 2014 12:34PM
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DIPED_IN_SAUCE
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Ahhhh Damn.

YO DAWG. I heard you like water so we put a trench filed with water in your body of water so you can stop drug smugglers while you stop drug smugglers.
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Feb 1 2014 12:37PM
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GayWolf420
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I'll dip my balls into mouth
Feb 1 2014 1:08PM
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artfullydodged
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LMAO Dying.
Feb 1 2014 1:13PM
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SFB
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duh.
Feb 1 2014 1:45PM
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Snop-Doog
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lel
Feb 2 2014 10:52AM
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hey-dude-its-me
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I agree but stopping the boat in this situation to see what they're up to doesn't seem too unreasonable
Feb 2 2014 12:31PM
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