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BChaps1209
Posts: 1350 - Karma: 2,441
33 hours to jerk as much as possible before the greatest test of willpower known to mankind. Share tips/progress here fellas lets go all month.
Jan 30 2014 2:45PM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
This, I always thought it was No jerk November?
Feb 9 2014 12:48AM
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imakestickerz
Posts: 477 - Karma: 673
i made about two days after this post
Feb 9 2014 1:44AM
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Masta_Baka
Posts: 649 - Karma: 162
still going strong lads. its not the easiest thing in the world but i have faith in us! we can unite!
Feb 9 2014 5:15PM
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Chunter
Posts: 2050 - Karma: 1,894
feelin great
Feb 9 2014 5:28PM
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greene
Posts: 184 - Karma: 66
started two days before Feb. 1, so I'm at 11 days. I think I've developed an eye twitch from the lack of masturbation. I don't think i'll make it through the night.
Feb 9 2014 6:42PM
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,161
you're such an asshole
Feb 9 2014 7:05PM
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milk_man
Posts: 5252 - Karma: 5,977
Almost through day two, I'm feeling good! :D I can do this!... I think..
Feb 9 2014 11:00PM
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Yaraelpoof.png
Posts: 1556 - Karma: 6,418
more like fillagatoradebottlewithseed march
Feb 10 2014 10:53AM
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Yaraelpoof.png
Posts: 1556 - Karma: 6,418
poppy seed bread... going hard
Feb 10 2014 10:58AM
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cwillygood
Posts: 6831 - Karma: 1,829
still going wow
Feb 10 2014 6:47PM
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Chewy.
Posts: 4113 - Karma: 4,856
Made it to double digits!
Feb 10 2014 7:06PM
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greene
Posts: 184 - Karma: 66
I'm out
Feb 10 2014 8:40PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
Out.
Feb 10 2014 8:59PM
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Kronor
Posts: 217 - Karma: 167
I just don't understand how you could do this, especially after a long pow day. I go fap, poop, shower, bed.
Feb 10 2014 9:32PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
still going strong. i just need to make it to valentines day. i have a fantastical date planned for this chick i know who has to at LEAST jerk me off on her face or tits or something.
Feb 10 2014 10:12PM
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appa
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 1,739
i forgot about this. caved quite a while ago. sorry to all the bros still trying
Feb 10 2014 10:17PM
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galardogod
Posts: 1698 - Karma: 5,208
I missed this thread but im in from here on out
Feb 10 2014 10:22PM
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Chewy.
Posts: 4113 - Karma: 4,856
Just booked a jacuzzi suite to surprise my lady with for Valentine's Day.
Feb 10 2014 10:58PM
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TRAP_CHEF
Posts: 1172 - Karma: 279
CLOG THE JACUZZI WITH UR JIZZ
Feb 10 2014 11:10PM
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raull
Posts: 384 - Karma: 2,232
I dont get the point of not fapping. i banged a girl the other night, and then jacked off later the next day. it feels good. so i do it.
Feb 10 2014 11:35PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
I don't know what's weirder: that we're all not jerking it all month or that we're all going to be jerking it come march first.
Feb 11 2014 12:32AM
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stickski
Posts: 1938 - Karma: 1,529
The master of my domain, I am.
Feb 11 2014 1:07AM
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animeallstar
Posts: 835 - Karma: 1,245
DO IT PUSSY
Feb 11 2014 1:17AM
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cwillygood
Posts: 6831 - Karma: 1,829
lost. disappointed in myself but actually surprised i made it 10+ days, definitely felt a little more aggressive but couldn't focus for the life of me. BOOBS
Feb 12 2014 10:34PM
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Downtofilm
Posts: 6896 - Karma: 20,395
15 days, going strong. Almost gave up last night, pulled through.
Feb 13 2014 12:18AM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,550
by that logic its weird to think everybody not doing no fap feb is all fapping today, tomorrow, the next day, and twice the day after that
Feb 13 2014 12:27AM
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TimeWasted
Posts: 362 - Karma: 593
Started like a week or so before Feb 1st... I've been so aggressive around people who annoy me but at least my bouldering abilitrs have benefited from the extra testosterone levels
Feb 13 2014 1:36AM
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Chewy.
Posts: 4113 - Karma: 4,856
What are your plans homie?
Feb 13 2014 12:04PM
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Bonzalo
Posts: 2593 - Karma: 1,812
Ok guys I gotta tell you, this is is good but you won't notice any improvement whatsoever. I haven't fap since january the 2nd and yes it feels good to be able to do so but you are not going to turn into another man, as soon as february finishes you will be all horny as fuck and will masturbate the very same day, so no improvement for you, you just stopped masturbating for a month nothing else.
Feb 13 2014 12:16PM
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JustForYou
Posts: 275 - Karma: 2,143
but...but my gains! Putting on at least 50lbs of muscle from the extra testosterone.






At least your mother noticed.
Feb 13 2014 12:48PM
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yelsel
Posts: 12967 - Karma: 3,451
having balls doesnt mean much. i tried this no fap thing once....once. i made it 4 hours only because i was at work while i made the bet. i am obviously not master of my domain.
Feb 13 2014 12:50PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,299
maybe check yourself for balls again, I'm sure they're there
Feb 13 2014 1:02PM
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yelsel
Posts: 12967 - Karma: 3,451
nope, no balls. however, if i did, i'm sure they'd be bigger than yours.
Feb 13 2014 1:59PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,299
lesbian
Feb 13 2014 2:15PM
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yelsel
Posts: 12967 - Karma: 3,451
You know it
Feb 13 2014 2:31PM
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Downtofilm
Posts: 6896 - Karma: 20,395
My testosterone:

Feb 13 2014 3:19PM
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SwaggyP
Posts: 79 - Karma: 151
I held out for about an hour. Everyone who is going strong your my heros and I pray for you and your swollen balls.
Feb 13 2014 3:30PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
it's just dinner at an upscale restaurant where i preordered an entre that i know she loves, a bottle of her favorite wine, flowers with a card full of lolz inside jokes.

fairly standard in the technique, but i think my delivery and style points will win her heart and DAT ASSSSSSSS.
Feb 13 2014 3:48PM
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Chewy.
Posts: 4113 - Karma: 4,856
Good luck man, this is a rough month where we need to support each other.
Feb 13 2014 4:02PM
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JustForYou
Posts: 275 - Karma: 2,143

Kyle:

Butters, can't you see this is wrong? You've got little boys all over school spending all their lunch money on kisses. Boys shouldn't be paying for kisses. It's wrong.

Butters:

Kyle, every boy pays for kisses. Do you know what I am saying? If you've got a girl, and she kisses you, sooner or later you're paying for it. You've gotta take her out to lunch, take her to a movie, and then spend time listenin' to all her stupid problems. Look, look at Stan right there. [Kyle turns to see Stan, who's listening to Wendy over at the merry-go-round] Why he's gotta sit there and lsiten to her stupid motherfuckin' problems 'cause she kisses him. If you ask me, that's a lot more than the five dollars my company charges.

Feb 13 2014 4:19PM
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eirikdl
Posts: 268 - Karma: 331
almost half way there and still going strong
Feb 13 2014 4:27PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,103
this is not fun
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Feb 16 2014 8:15PM
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erikK
Posts: 3245 - Karma: 2,328
I'm lucky my face didn't look like this after the explosion that my losing induced. Monitor, keyboard, carpet - they weren't so lucky.
Feb 16 2014 9:06PM
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QuantumMechanic
Posts: 1029 - Karma: 891
Day 17 and still going strong. Definitely feeling the effects in the weight room
Feb 16 2014 9:21PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,103
i didn't lose yet
Feb 16 2014 9:36PM
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erikK
Posts: 3245 - Karma: 2,328
I didn't interpret that liquid as sweat.
Feb 16 2014 9:45PM
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BChaps1209
Posts: 1350 - Karma: 2,441
5 days
Feb 23 2014 10:13PM
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Chewy.
Posts: 4113 - Karma: 4,856
Super surprised I'm still in this!
Feb 23 2014 11:14PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
yeah i cheated a few times. fuck. ill finish off these last 5 days strong though.

i had a bit of a fap weekend. and i had some junk food. one of those selfy weekends that just needed to happen.
Feb 23 2014 11:46PM
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