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BChaps1209
Posts: 1350 - Karma: 2,441
33 hours to jerk as much as possible before the greatest test of willpower known to mankind. Share tips/progress here fellas lets go all month.
Jan 30 2014 2:45PM
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Chewy.
Posts: 4113 - Karma: 4,856
My girlfriend and I have a tradition of banging during the Superbowl, I will at least make it until Monday.
Feb 2 2014 12:38PM
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-MK-
Posts: 3253 - Karma: 5,332
Im out. Im pathetic, I really wanted to do this
Feb 2 2014 5:05PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
I'll give this a go, next time I see my girl is the 28th so it works out.
Feb 2 2014 5:19PM
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KevinC
Posts: 289 - Karma: 82
lol fuck i want to do this but do you guys not worry about getting laid like 3 weeks in and busting on first contact? thats exaggerating but you know what i mean, i wouldnt last a minute if i hadnt fapped in 3 weeks...
Feb 2 2014 5:20PM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,661
Didn't even try for this
Feb 2 2014 5:20PM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
I think that it would only be fair that in honor of no fap february that pinknames show tits to make it more of a challenge.

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Feb 2 2014 5:27PM
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DR.SHRED
Posts: 2134 - Karma: 503
new pick up line
me: do you know what month it is?
her: February
me: no its no fap February, what are you doing later?
her: uhhhhh
me: me right?


Feb 2 2014 5:48PM
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bighooch
Posts: 349 - Karma: 2,062
Im 12
Feb 2 2014 7:17PM
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rdski
Posts: 376 - Karma: 123
hi allen how are things?
Feb 2 2014 8:41PM
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chickenonabun
Posts: 461 - Karma: 285
I'm gonna sorta take the challenge and at least try for a week or so but If its to hard I'll probably give up. I do want to test out the whole testosterone boost thing and see if I can lift more.
Feb 2 2014 9:49PM
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catsRjerks
Posts: 291 - Karma: 1,163

This is pretty hard, already had to use the dead puppy technique twice.

Spark notes, the dead puppy technique is a sure way of getting rid of a boner, when you feel the urge, you think about dead puppies and it turns your fellow into a mellow... WARNING: can leave you quite stressed and depressed afterwards.

Feb 3 2014 12:13AM
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MilaKunis
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 3,646
2 days in. Haven't given up. So much boner though.
Feb 3 2014 12:26AM
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imakestickerz
Posts: 477 - Karma: 673
i've already gone a week without realizing it. i guess i'll keep going till march...maybe
Feb 3 2014 12:31AM
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TaranItUp
Posts: 1313 - Karma: 802
Good luck gentleman, I shall see you in a month. (If you can survive this, than you will be alright)
Feb 3 2014 1:40AM
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1839 - Karma: 1,910
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Feb 3 2014 2:39AM
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,462
Already feeling the struggle. Had two wet dreams last night. Fucking awful.
Feb 3 2014 11:33AM
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Chewy.
Posts: 4113 - Karma: 4,856
Ah G is the man, I forgot how funny that video is. But you're a bastard for making me watch that.
Feb 3 2014 11:42AM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
Ouch. I'm never letting my gf talk to you. Ever.
Feb 3 2014 11:49AM
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louie.mirags
Posts: 6015 - Karma: 5,029
Damn once a year, that is rough...
Feb 3 2014 12:01PM
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Cudder.
Posts: 2248 - Karma: 307
I really cant tell if that was a joke or not, gross bootys everywhere
Feb 3 2014 12:37PM
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nikoosh
Posts: 149 - Karma: 450
This is horrible because this girl that I know feels the need to send me pics like 30 times a day... I dunno if I should tell her to stop hahaha
Feb 3 2014 12:40PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
No. YOU should stop... Posting in this thread, that is.
Feb 3 2014 12:46PM
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Chewy.
Posts: 4113 - Karma: 4,856
Not just during the Superbowl.
Feb 3 2014 12:49PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,299
The NBA finals too? Do you get a handy during march madness?
Feb 3 2014 1:22PM
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powerslide
Posts: 570 - Karma: 273
Well I'm just a washed out 40 year old dude with a fulltime job, a wife, 2 kids, houses, cars and stress so this will just be like everyday.
Feb 3 2014 2:09PM
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LarryPowers
Posts: 332 - Karma: 138
Does it count as fapping if you don't come? It's pretty lame tho, still better than nothing.
Feb 3 2014 3:06PM
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powerslide
Posts: 570 - Karma: 273
I think this will have to be "trying to find Time to fap" February
Feb 3 2014 3:11PM
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[hamnuts]
Posts: 2356 - Karma: 439
lost :(
Feb 3 2014 3:30PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,299
you never even started
Feb 3 2014 3:35PM
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Bart.Man
Posts: 1742 - Karma: 1,952
3 days DONE! After tomorrow, 1/7 of the way there!
Feb 3 2014 3:38PM
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catsRjerks
Posts: 291 - Karma: 1,163
http://datecountdown.com/?&d=3%2f1%2f2014+12%3a00+AM&t=till+next+fap
Feb 3 2014 5:11PM
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yippie
Posts: 268 - Karma: 91
This is actually pretty hard
Feb 3 2014 5:16PM
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NPF
Posts: 5152 - Karma: 12,116
i sure picked a great time to restart watching game of thrones... i have managed to make it through season 1, still have 2 long seasons ahead of me.
Feb 3 2014 5:56PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,103
still goin
Feb 3 2014 5:57PM
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DIX~
Posts: 4695 - Karma: 6,502
Good on ya bro. I'm still in too, already popping random boners
Feb 3 2014 6:10PM
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cwillygood
Posts: 6831 - Karma: 1,829
.
Feb 3 2014 6:49PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,299
bad news. Girl who ive been trying to bone just sent me a few nudes. How am i supposed to do this if shes busy and has tests until Thursday?
Feb 3 2014 7:01PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
Still up in this. Everything looks like boobs.
Feb 3 2014 7:19PM
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catsRjerks
Posts: 291 - Karma: 1,163
how the fuck did you make it through that... half of the whole series is sex scenes... and the birds in there are mint as
Feb 3 2014 7:27PM
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airplaneface
Posts: 219 - Karma: 685
I have gone like 5.5 months...with no gf
Feb 3 2014 7:32PM
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airplaneface
Posts: 219 - Karma: 685
I am asking myself the same question
Feb 3 2014 7:56PM
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MilaKunis
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 3,646
I look at a tree and I semi chub. Please god help me.
Feb 3 2014 8:45PM
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DIX~
Posts: 4695 - Karma: 6,502
It's because trees look like dicks. Bad news bro
Feb 3 2014 9:35PM
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crab_pretzel
Posts: 3919 - Karma: 622
wood
Feb 3 2014 9:44PM
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catsRjerks
Posts: 291 - Karma: 1,163

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for all those struggling, this should kill the urge, if only for a moment.

Feb 3 2014 9:50PM
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