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My crazy ex is stalking me

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LucasTrent
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Okay.. I don't know what to do guys, three days ago I decided to order pizza for dinner. I asked them to deliver to my house and they said it would be 45 minutes. After an hour the pizza showed up and to my surprise it was my ex girlfriend delivering. We broke up 1 year ago, she was a crazy bitch then, and she still is now. When she saw me she started off by calling me a "fucking bitch who doesn't deserve to live", taking my money and throwing the pizza on my roof. She proceeded by attempting to break my windows with various objects from her car, and screaming at me to come out. She gave up after an hour, and I though everything was back to normal. Nope. After the incident i have continued to see her spying on me at my job at Costco, looking at me threw the shelves. I am scared of what she might do next.

Guys I seriously need help!!


Jan 28 2014 8:48PM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,663
Lol.
hahahahaha
I'm sorry
Jan 28 2014 8:50PM
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*DELETED*
Posts: 1043 - Karma: 938
Restraining order. There's a line and she crossed it.
Jan 28 2014 8:51PM
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Errl
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I'm pretty sure none of that actually happened.
Jan 28 2014 8:51PM
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arnie_grape
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yeah pics of your broken shit or it didn't happen.
Jan 28 2014 8:53PM
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hippy.
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Jan 28 2014 8:53PM
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Bensun
Posts: 480 - Karma: 1,654
if its true you really know how to pick em... or you are REALLY an ASSHOLE to warrant that much stalking but Either way thats fucking scary.
Jan 28 2014 8:55PM
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DaveM
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Make it up to her with free samples at Costco.
Jan 28 2014 8:55PM
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statuswhitegirl
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this but in her anus
Jan 28 2014 8:57PM
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*DELETED*
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GENIUS. The answer has been there all along. This or kill her.
Jan 28 2014 9:02PM
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youngdtay
Posts: 3122 - Karma: -112
OP should change his username to "BetaSteez".
Jan 28 2014 9:11PM
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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3652 - Karma: 8,889
Fuck her mom, then have a sit-down with her dad. Tell her dad about the incident. Then let him know that he needs to keep his pimp hand strong.
Jan 28 2014 9:11PM
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raull
Posts: 384 - Karma: 2,232
why are you throwing the shelves at Costco?
Jan 28 2014 9:11PM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
Well it's simple. Just tell her you love her, fuck her again and she'll go away... Trust me I'm a doctor.
Jan 28 2014 9:21PM
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Top_Gun
Posts: 258 - Karma: 469
Do you work at the same clinic as Dr. Newschoolers?
Jan 28 2014 9:27PM
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LucasTrent
Posts: 138 - Karma: 1,460

Okay i will try that...

Jan 28 2014 9:45PM
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,635
Well your names is Alphasteez yet reading this I have come to the conclusion you are nowhere near as alpha as you claim, so, grow some balls and knock that chick down a level.
Jan 28 2014 9:51PM
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act.resist
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Jan 28 2014 9:57PM
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J-Wile
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<3<3<3 Was just about to post this
Jan 28 2014 10:00PM
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Theskiingguy
Posts: 476 - Karma: 2,514
Woah, she threw the shelves at you? She really must be a freak if she can do that.
Jan 28 2014 10:06PM
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skiersupreme
Posts: 1549 - Karma: 4,872
she sounds hot
Jan 28 2014 10:09PM
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iH8pow
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rape her
Jan 28 2014 10:12PM
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itsJIBERISH
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You could just shoot the cunt
Jan 28 2014 10:15PM
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b-kul
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poop on the hood of her car
Jan 28 2014 10:21PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,353
op sounds like you should just stalk her back.
Jan 29 2014 12:16AM
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 801
SHE DID WHAT TO YOUR FUCKING PIZZA??? bitch gotta die now
Jan 29 2014 12:22AM
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7springsprod
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Nice Try, It's too hard to get a job at costco
Jan 29 2014 12:23AM
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Jeebus.
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Threads to see what she does next.
Jan 29 2014 12:27AM
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Halo1junkie
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Nice
Jan 29 2014 1:02AM
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chicken
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thats the funniest thing i've even seen. I don't even remember what the thread is about.
Jan 29 2014 1:29AM
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StickDonkey
Posts: 284 - Karma: 2,456
Try stalking her
Jan 29 2014 1:50AM
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LAME.
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PICS OR GTFO
Jan 29 2014 1:51AM
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Kronor
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There's only one option: Kill her.
Jan 29 2014 2:00AM
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DENIM_CHICKEN
Posts: 526 - Karma: 2,558
The only option OP...ill hint it
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Jan 29 2014 8:50AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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Call her work and get her fired.
Jan 29 2014 9:00AM
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SkiThe603
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kill her
Jan 29 2014 10:10AM
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SFB
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seriously just call the pizza place and tell them one of their employees took your money, threw the pizza on the roof, and tried to break your windows.
Jan 29 2014 10:37AM
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LucasTrent
Posts: 138 - Karma: 1,460
Lol that's what i did, and thats why shes gonna attempt to kill me.
Jan 29 2014 12:57PM
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kevmac
Posts: 347 - Karma: 1,172
in her butt?
Jan 29 2014 1:12PM
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Blurst
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Let her
Jan 29 2014 1:17PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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so youre the ex huh?

shocker
Jan 29 2014 1:24PM
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Jeebus.
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Jan 29 2014 1:36PM
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act.resist
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Um...
Jan 29 2014 4:39PM
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act.resist
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Are you implying that you dont know what that picture is from because if not you suck and this relationship is over
Jan 29 2014 4:40PM
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Brule.
Posts: 3933 - Karma: 6,262
Oh my god, OP I feel so bad for you. Here's my advice: slash 3 out of the 4 tires on her car the next time you see it parked. That way she'll have to pay out of pocket instead of relying on insurance to cover her. If all else fails, get a restraining order to stop her plot to destroy your life.

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Jan 29 2014 4:46PM
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1843 - Karma: 1,921
OP the only solution is to bang all her friends and ruin her life
Jan 29 2014 4:47PM
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papermache
Posts: 1097 - Karma: 616

restraining order

Jan 29 2014 5:02PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,299
I don't know what type of meth you're making and smoking, this is clearly proof you have been stalking OP.

PS i have chicken ready when you get home from work but we need more waffles.
Jan 29 2014 6:21PM
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Wallisch_pl
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Put a pool in her mattress, I heard it takes a crane to get it out
Jan 29 2014 6:36PM
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Huck_Norris
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Don't forget to sugar the tank up. The double whammy always gets 'em sooooooo good.
Jan 29 2014 6:38PM
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act.resist
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