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What to get a girl for valentines day?

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PaleCelery
Posts: 7228 - Karma: 609
Looking for interesting gift ideas. Maybe a heart shaped nugget but I just have normal ones lol. Flowers are lame, chocolate is played. Idfk
Jan 28 2014 12:56PM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
Big ass teddy bear from walmart for $10. Bitches love big ass teddy bears
Jan 28 2014 12:56PM
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PaleCelery
Posts: 7228 - Karma: 609
So she can cuddle with that while I stay home and jerk off
Jan 28 2014 12:58PM
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MilaKunis
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 3,646
Dildo molder.
Jan 28 2014 12:58PM
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ABalls
Posts: 2091 - Karma: 3,754
this book
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Jan 28 2014 1:05PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
Flowers is always an easy one
Jan 28 2014 1:09PM
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
Get her a kiel James Patrick bracelet. Look the up.
Jan 28 2014 1:10PM
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FLBP
Posts: 1794 - Karma: 310
4 Inches of nice hard dick
Jan 28 2014 1:11PM
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bakedpow
Posts: 8770 - Karma: 10,467
for most committed relationships flowers and a necklace go a long way. try and think of something unique she really likes if you want to make it more personal. it shouldnt be that hard to think of something.
Jan 28 2014 1:14PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
Get a tattoo of her name.
Jan 28 2014 1:14PM
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S.M.G
Posts: 446 - Karma: 1,448
get her skiing shit and if she doesnt ski tie her to the dumpster
Jan 28 2014 1:16PM
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Dan.
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give her an orgasm, and a good bouquet. none of that 12 rose bullshit, I'm talking a proper arrangement with an orchid centerpiece and some dahlias to compliment.
Jan 28 2014 1:20PM
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S.M.G
Posts: 446 - Karma: 1,448
but on a real note if you wanna do flowers do stargazer lilies...

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Jan 28 2014 1:24PM
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SkiThe603
Posts: 5376 - Karma: 498
Get her your dick in a box o' wine
Jan 28 2014 1:54PM
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goodnoooo
Posts: 555 - Karma: 2,075
buy a box of chocolates....open it up and eat the chocolates....fill the empty spaces with nugs....


guaranteed BJ for that
Jan 28 2014 1:56PM
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ModMommy
Posts: 10815 - Karma: 57,158
This. They're super cute and go with everything.
Jan 28 2014 2:24PM
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louie.mirags
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you could treat her to a big ol black cock
Jan 28 2014 2:31PM
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HitTheJim
Posts: 787 - Karma: 399
Edible arrangements are neat-o
Jan 28 2014 2:34PM
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milk_man
Posts: 5252 - Karma: 5,983
Just spend the day with her and get her flowers and take her to a movie
Jan 28 2014 2:35PM
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jmiles6
Posts: 65 - Karma: 79
a vinyl or music, flowers, handwritten note/poem, choc covered raisens, vodka, nugs, take her to dinner or cook for her, munch her box
Jan 28 2014 2:39PM
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987321654hgfd
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Jan 28 2014 3:14PM
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goodnoooo
Posts: 555 - Karma: 2,075
oooooooooooo will you be my valentine?
Jan 28 2014 3:18PM
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Evan.A
Posts: 89 - Karma: 349
A threesome. Nothing wrong with some ball clacking if it's for your ladies pleasure...
Jan 28 2014 3:26PM
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Wampire
Posts: 1217 - Karma: 4,684
Dude. Just pee in her butt.
Jan 28 2014 3:31PM
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DayMan
Posts: 4704 - Karma: 8,748
Any of these cards that The Oatmeal makes. http://theoatmeal.com/horrible_love

I'm buying this one in particular for my woman.

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Jan 28 2014 3:33PM
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Ski_the_east01
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 2,306
the best advice you'll get in this thread...girls love this shit
Jan 28 2014 3:44PM
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Dan.
Posts: 7201 - Karma: 1,126
girls love harry winston more..
Jan 28 2014 3:46PM
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Phil-X-
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get 2
Jan 28 2014 3:55PM
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Antwoin_Richards
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Wrapping paper print condoms.
Jan 28 2014 3:57PM
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Antwoin_Richards
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$5 and Antwoin'll give her some soul.
Jan 28 2014 3:59PM
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Ski_the_east01
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looked up harry winston, clicked on a bracelet and it told me to schedule an appointment

If I need to schedule an appointment to buy a bracelet im gonna go ahead and assume its out of my price range haha
Jan 28 2014 4:02PM
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caderobinson
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Came here to post this
Jan 28 2014 4:07PM
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snowdon
Posts: 2480 - Karma: 391
I've heard the absolute cheapest thing they have is around 10k...but hell if that's an affordable valentines day gift more power to ya. Or you could just make her dinner/take her out to dinner, either way
Jan 28 2014 4:10PM
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Ski_the_east01
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 2,306
[IMG]reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/zomg.gif[/IMG]
Jan 28 2014 4:14PM
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swoger
Posts: 607 - Karma: 655
also very original
Jan 28 2014 4:33PM
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Blurst
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why the fuck are anchors so trendy?
Jan 28 2014 4:39PM
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whoa-dere
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OH. MY. GAWD>
Jan 28 2014 4:41PM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
On a more serious note I'm extremely lucky that my birthday falls on valentine's day. I'm not expected to do anything for a chick.
Jan 28 2014 5:10PM
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
Kiel James Patrick Drift Oak Size XS

Get her this its like 40 bucks and it guarantees sexual favors in return.
https://kieljamespatrick.com/index.php/anchor-bracelet/905

Ur welcome 4 tha future bloj
Jan 28 2014 5:11PM
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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3652 - Karma: 8,888
Dick in a box < Jewelry < Dinner < Chocolate < Flowers < Sandwich Making Kit < Hand-Made Card < Gift Card

Jan 28 2014 5:47PM
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Dan.
Posts: 7201 - Karma: 1,126
your alligators are facing the wrong way..
Jan 28 2014 5:47PM
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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3652 - Karma: 8,888
Fuck, I was just about to say that... I meant to start with the gift that every girl wants on V-Day
Jan 28 2014 5:49PM
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jmiles6
Posts: 65 - Karma: 79
I'm into it
Jan 28 2014 6:18PM
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Fluffysnowkitty
Posts: 117 - Karma: 323
fluffy puppy with a big red bow around it
Jan 28 2014 7:52PM
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louie.mirags
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OP, look no further
Jan 28 2014 7:54PM
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PaleCelery
Posts: 7228 - Karma: 609
I got her the tom cyphers phantom bracelet, thanks guys (and girls)

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Jan 31 2014 10:50AM
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Trace.
Posts: 1460 - Karma: 635
A nice handwritten note and something else small and cute has always fared me well
Jan 31 2014 11:38AM
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GANKI
Posts: 76 - Karma: 264
money for new boobs. win win
Jan 31 2014 11:40AM
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PaleCelery
Posts: 7228 - Karma: 609
She's got em already
Jan 31 2014 12:49PM
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