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A group of pros goes into McDonalds...

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skitheeast77
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What do they order? For example Goepper orders a triple cheeseburger completely plain with no toppings.
Jan 28 2014 1:11AM
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Slowbro
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Skogen Sprang takes Wallisch's burger and gives it to Joss
Jan 28 2014 7:30PM
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Migo
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*Chug walks in*
the person at the register ask what he wants, chugs says "nothin, you f*cking idiot".
Jan 28 2014 7:44PM
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joriza.ski
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Gus Kenworthy would order a Big Mac, 20 piece mcnuggetts, and a chocolate chip medium frappe. Everything cause ghe does everything
Jan 28 2014 7:53PM
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C_Bechtold
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Evan Heath orders 8 Big Macs
Jan 28 2014 7:57PM
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Jack-Jorg
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The step crew walks in then out cis they can't afford anything on the menu...besides nick
Jan 28 2014 7:59PM
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Jack-Jorg
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stepp* fuck auto correct
Jan 28 2014 8:00PM
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Miomo
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This thread was posted so early. After the first page, hardly nothing ever happens. Damn. I wanted in.
Jan 28 2014 8:01PM
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Alex_G
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ahahh wtf im in this picture
Jan 28 2014 8:14PM
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Spagett+
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Ehv goes with the pros as PROtographer.

Sees the menu, cant decide what to get so gets one of everything.
Jan 28 2014 8:17PM
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ChrisMitchell
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Jossi orders a triple hamburger and zero fries
Jan 28 2014 8:45PM
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wild.
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andy ask for a free water cup..... and fills it with dr. pepper
Jan 28 2014 9:28PM
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Lou.
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OOHHHHHH YOU REALLY GOT GEOPPER!!!! DAMMNNN!!! GOOD ONE!!!
Jan 28 2014 9:34PM
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Jib_High
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THESE JOKES ALL STOPPED MAKING SENSE AFTER THE FIRST PAGE!!!!!!!!

Jan 28 2014 9:53PM
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Ankilla
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Evan Heath orders three McChickens , two 10 piece mcnuggets, 2 mcflurries, 5 large fries, 3 cheeseburgers with the pickles, a nondiet large Pepsi, a mcflurry and 4 apple pies.
Jan 28 2014 10:08PM
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ErryB
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stept*
Jan 28 2014 10:24PM
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ErryB
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The stept crew walks in, looks at playground starts filming urban segment
Jan 28 2014 10:29PM
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brend
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Andy Parry walks in and orders a Mcwizard.
Jan 29 2014 12:17AM
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-MK-
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Wallsich orders the whole menu because he has nothing to stay fit for anymore....
Jan 29 2014 2:26AM
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remster
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Ahmet dadali gets a curry
Jan 29 2014 2:49AM
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STwoops
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Delorme drags his hand across the table and asks for a rainbow sherbert, and tells them only butter the 2nd half of his bread on his mcmuffin

Hoodcrew asks how to get to pelicans nest, suprisingly worker at mcdonalds is also on hoodcrew, so they figure it out

Tim mcheeseney
Jan 29 2014 6:35AM
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NPF
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Mark Abma would fuel up his truck.
Jan 29 2014 7:34AM
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Antonlindenvafan
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Tanner Hall orders a large soda and a king size McSpliff
Henrik Harlaut orders the best munch in the world = SHARINGBOX
Bdog orders fries cause he's not so hungry
Jan 29 2014 8:34AM
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-justice-
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Vinny Gagnier would get an XL McFlurry, bobble it, then save it.
Jan 29 2014 9:49AM
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DeclanStevenson
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exactly what i was thinking

Jan 29 2014 10:00AM
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TopherRitz
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Gus gets every kind of food on the menu and goes ham on everything.
Jan 29 2014 10:10AM
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Mr.Huck
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Ian never shows up, so you go ahead and order and notice this on your milk carton.

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Jan 29 2014 10:19AM
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Bundo
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Everyone orders all the liters of cola.
Jan 29 2014 10:23AM
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broto
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david lesh would order a chocolate shake and pour it over the cashier
Jan 29 2014 11:00AM
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terraclot
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Mike Wilson orders the whole menu
Jan 29 2014 12:14PM
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crab_pretzel
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...who happens to be a heavy male with very large breasts
Jan 29 2014 12:16PM
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kelly seldaru and aspen spora get happy meals and play in the playplace
Jan 29 2014 12:17PM
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Yaraelpoof.png
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Leesh would drift through the building and shoot up the menu then proceed to leave
Jan 29 2014 12:23PM
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Wolfgang.
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Jon Olson buys the company.
Jan 29 2014 12:36PM
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haggis_hunter
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Bode walks in wearing noting but boxers and ski boots, bottle of scotch in hand, nails the waitress, cuts a line of coke on the table and leaves. A racer he maybe but when it comes to party and depravity he puts any of the freestyle lot to shame.
Jan 29 2014 2:03PM
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HairyScrotum
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Adam Delorme orders a McGriddel and asks for butter
Jan 29 2014 2:09PM
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Squirrel_Murphy
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Kim Lamarre and Devin Logan order 1 cup...
Jan 29 2014 2:24PM
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baaangthat
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the guy at the register puts it on the counter, but neither one of the girls can quite grab it.
Jan 29 2014 2:59PM
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SPUTnik.
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nick goeper orders apple slices to go with his neverending supply of jif penut butter
Jan 29 2014 6:57PM
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Chewy.
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Tom doesn't get to order, even though he completely deserves it.
Jan 29 2014 7:32PM
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A-Bois
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Stepp is kicked out for loitering
Jan 29 2014 8:00PM
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brend
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Andy Parry shows up for work.
Jan 29 2014 8:03PM
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AAas
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Andy Parry gets a kids meal
Jan 29 2014 8:48PM
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FerrisBueller
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Best old school edit
Jan 29 2014 9:13PM
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Lskier_
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torin orders a poptart
Jan 29 2014 9:19PM
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SkiTheYeast
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i feel like Tom might come back with a vengeance in the slope scene, just to give everyone the big fuck you!
Jan 29 2014 10:00PM
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Pitolairas
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Rolland would order two doubles for starters. Torin would call him out and then say he's no longer hungry.
Jan 29 2014 10:29PM
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Raefe
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Ian Compton orders carrots
Jan 29 2014 11:16PM
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Substitute
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Aspen spora is annoying. I hate him so much it gives me energy. His edits with raps about him, ugh what a tool. Hes a god damn tool box
Jan 30 2014 12:01AM
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DIPED_IN_SAUCE
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David lesh walks in, orders 17 cartons of chocolate milk.
Jan 30 2014 12:17AM
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