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A group of pros goes into McDonalds...

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skitheeast77
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What do they order? For example Goepper orders a triple cheeseburger completely plain with no toppings.
Jan 28 2014 1:11AM
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milk_man
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Tom Wallisch wouldn't go.. Because McDonald's is the official restaurant of the Olympics
Jan 28 2014 11:31AM
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Big.Bird
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damn that was a low blow
Jan 28 2014 11:37AM
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andrew_marshall
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casabon - (stale)fish fillet
Jan 28 2014 11:39AM
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GANGBANG420
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Jossi wouldn't go to mcdonalds because he only eats organic from whole foods
Jan 28 2014 11:45AM
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CKpolicy
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ew
Jan 28 2014 11:47AM
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deleted5
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Black Steve, something racist.
Jan 28 2014 11:47AM
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CKpolicy
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mighty wings
Jan 28 2014 11:48AM
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milk_man
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Watermelon smoothie
Jan 28 2014 11:56AM
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BlakeLively
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Josh Bibby would kill a caribou and walk into McDs and cook it himself
Jan 28 2014 11:57AM
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Dunnah
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Tom Wallisch orders that pretzel bun burger from wendys
Jan 28 2014 11:59AM
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Dunnah
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Chug gets a drink
Jan 28 2014 12:00PM
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BlakeLively
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Jan 28 2014 12:09PM
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SpinninRex
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I dont know about these pros but I'm sure OP's mum would order some Big Macs
Jan 28 2014 12:14PM
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montanan
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Andreas would buy everyones lunch for them and get them what ever the fuck they want. then kindly invite everyone to his backyard to sesh / feast on their McDonalds
Jan 28 2014 12:22PM
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swoger
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Jan 28 2014 12:26PM
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Abu_Hajaar
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Tanner Hall would rather order real food from real restaurants
Jan 28 2014 12:32PM
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HanDolloBurger
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Ian Compton orders pizza, gets told that macdonalds doesn't serve pizza, and then unhinges his jaw and swallows the establishment whole.
Jan 28 2014 12:33PM
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StillGhood
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ABM orders the Mc Poutine
Jan 28 2014 12:40PM
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Turd.Ferguson
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i see what ya did there
Jan 28 2014 12:41PM
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Beaansss
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Vinny Gagnierorders the poutine
Jan 28 2014 12:47PM
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Dnash360
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Justin Dorey politely asks for a cup of water and then actually fills it up with water to maintain his clean image
Jan 28 2014 12:55PM
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WVskiing
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Ian Cosco orders scrambled eggs out of a big PAN
Jan 28 2014 1:02PM
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Duncanskier
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matt margets try's to win free meal with a quarter losses it.
Jan 28 2014 1:03PM
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BBurt
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Cam Riley doesn't get anything because he can't afford it
Jan 28 2014 1:26PM
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Fromunda_Cheese
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You're wrong OP Goepp already ate



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Jan 28 2014 1:34PM
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Pancake_Fucker
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Sean Pettit orders a happy meal and gets pissed when they forget the toy.
Jan 28 2014 1:40PM
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skiRay
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Cosco. but i got what ya did thur
Jan 28 2014 1:41PM
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steezywannabeezy
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David Lesh walks in naked and hammered, flashes his nine, and gets a buncha free McWhatevers for himself, his crew, and his bitches.
Jan 28 2014 1:42PM
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cyberginger
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David Lesh would make a McGangbang
Jan 28 2014 1:50PM
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d00d
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Shit haha it autocorrected
Jan 28 2014 1:58PM
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steezywannabeezy
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Haha, I didn't see this before I commented.
Jan 28 2014 2:06PM
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wootang
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Adam Delorme would order five XL fries and sit in a corner by himself manically picking through them to find the one perfect french fry he wants to eat.
Jan 28 2014 2:39PM
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Karma_Police
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No, Henrik goes to taco bell.
Jan 28 2014 2:40PM
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OGHolliday
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Chug orders large Coke, dumps a 5th of shitty rum into it.
Jan 28 2014 2:45PM
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baaangthat
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y'all know black steve gonbe at KFC
Jan 28 2014 2:54PM
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BASEDRILEY
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max hill orders half a coke and fills the rest up with Whisky
Jan 28 2014 3:03PM
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Turkelton
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EHV is told he's not allowed to film in there so he goes back home to his basement where he is full NEET and his mum brings him a donut.
Jan 28 2014 3:15PM
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CART.__.
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...and a McGangbang
Jan 28 2014 3:43PM
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AndrewUtter
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Jossi Wells don't buy McDonalds because it is too mainstream for him
Jan 28 2014 4:22PM
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swoger
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Chug would get a 10 piece McNugget when the 20 is only .30 cents more
Jan 28 2014 4:45PM
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icetre
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tanner orders a bob marley extra crispy
Jan 28 2014 5:01PM
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broto
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will wesson would get a small fry and one ketchup packet and ration it perfectly and politely.
Jan 28 2014 5:08PM
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mr.airplane
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logan Imlach goes home and makes his own damn food
Jan 28 2014 5:46PM
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PKNeison
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Casabon orders a blunt
Jan 28 2014 5:53PM
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Lskier_
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Max Hill orders a stick of butter
Jan 28 2014 6:32PM
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Threshy
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Adam Delorme would get some buttered buns
Jan 28 2014 6:41PM
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gombo8
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tanner hall says fuck food, runs to the ball pit, jumps without a check an breaks both ankles
Jan 28 2014 6:46PM
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SamColby
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lol for the pulp fiction reference
Jan 28 2014 7:00PM
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qbehr
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henrik orders a crunch wrap supreme at taco bell (1:58)
Jan 28 2014 7:17PM
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Mr.Huck
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I like this thread.

Andreas Hatveit would order a Happy Meal.

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Mike Hornbeck would order a Quarterpounder with Steeze.

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Jan 28 2014 7:27PM
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