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The 18 worst people on the mountain

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theabortionator
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http://www.supercompressor.com/gear/the-worst-people-you-see-on-the-ski-mountain-supercompressor-com
Jan 27 2014 2:39PM
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nolovedeepmeta
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What a shit article
Jan 27 2014 2:49PM
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theabortionator
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I agree. There were maybe 3 decent ones and that's about it. Figured it was going to get posted here anyway so fuck it.
Jan 27 2014 2:50PM
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theabortionator
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They left out the family standing on the landing, the family hitting the "jumps"(rail takeoffs in the "trick park".

They left out the mountain safety people.


They left out the people that spend most of the day walking around or sitting on the drop in wearing the most thug outfit and talking about how sick they are/never actually ride. (Probably work at zumiez)


Jan 27 2014 2:54PM
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.squirrely.
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haha that was pretty spot on
Jan 27 2014 2:57PM
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galardogod
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Sal masaikla. Made me lol hard
Jan 27 2014 3:06PM
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theabortionator
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I thought that was pretty funny.
Jan 27 2014 3:11PM
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Pancake_Fucker
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Haha sal. fuck.
Jan 27 2014 3:25PM
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mski
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A bunch of those people are what makes skiing so interesting
Jan 27 2014 4:54PM
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Toaster-Tony
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I lold at the drunk bachelor party smuggling a 30 case. I know we've all been there at least once in our lives.
Jan 27 2014 5:03PM
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FreeVillain
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Yeah that wasn't funny at all. Guy tried way too hard
Jan 27 2014 5:07PM
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roddy116
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they forgot the texan
Jan 27 2014 5:16PM
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heitsy
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Only redeeming part of that article was the inclusion of Sal Masekela.
Jan 27 2014 7:38PM
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Blurst
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My problem with that article is that a lot of those people are people that are fucking awesome to see at the mountain.

The stoned local? Hell yeah that guy knows whats up!
The hungover lifte? What else are you going to do when you are a lifty?
Hawaiann shirts are hilarious, drunk dudes at a bachelor party are just as funny.

Jan 27 2014 7:45PM
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t_rob
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What is supercompressor?
Jan 27 2014 7:46PM
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PKNeison
Posts: 313 - Karma: 721
That feeling of sudden realisation when you find out that you are 1 if not 5 of these people
Jan 27 2014 7:52PM
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StangelDangle
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If your one of 18 of these people then your ballin on a budget
Jan 27 2014 9:02PM
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ThaLorax
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Fuck you for hating on my hawaiian t-shirt while I'm hungover hitting a bong with 3 people on a 4 person chairlift.
Jan 27 2014 9:34PM
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loganimlach
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When did Duncan start telemarking? Next level.
Jan 27 2014 9:51PM
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Anchorfilms
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That Chick In The Onesie Whose Body Shape You Can't Quite Make Out But Are Gonna Hit On Anyways

This
Jan 27 2014 10:05PM
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Peter.
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where would the sport we all love be without megamo?
Jan 27 2014 11:44PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51666 - Karma: 162,571
You mean MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEGGGGGGGAAAAAAAMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH?
Jan 28 2014 12:51AM
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frankygouglas
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who the fuck wears a metta world peace jersey
Jan 28 2014 12:15PM
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ChasingFlakes
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wow, this was bad and sir, you should feel bad
Jan 28 2014 12:42PM
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ThaLorax
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Lololol, the guy responded to my comment on his page. Dude has too much time on his hands. Also, he's mutual friends with SARTRON here on NS.
Jan 28 2014 1:57PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,662
i think that author is the worst person on the mountain.

does he have any fun?
Jan 28 2014 2:09PM
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camerontaylor
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I'm a hungover liftie, and might i say i am not hated
Jan 28 2014 2:44PM
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cyberginger
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wut
Jan 28 2014 2:46PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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If in a gonjola with a stoned local and a bong, hes going to offer to share if you don't look like a 47 year old accountant from Springfield.
Jan 28 2014 2:58PM
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theabortionator
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I miss her and the old gore mountain crew. Not even sure where she's at these days.
Jan 28 2014 3:52PM
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.Rybak.
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That was the stupidest list i've seen.
Jan 28 2014 4:02PM
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hippy.
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The kid rippin the park is pretty accurate..
Jan 28 2014 5:51PM
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ThaLorax
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She's living the life in Alta being a rad skier chick.
Jan 29 2014 12:57AM
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D_Elgar
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Weekend warrior....he should just stay in the city
Jan 29 2014 9:42AM
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