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Halo1junkie
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The was thinking about the "my dick is like an airplane" joke the other day, and i think that the kind of people who say it isnt funny because they view themselves as mature, actually dont find it funny because they have lost their youthful spark of creativity like they talk about in trainspotting.
Thoughts?
Jan 26 2014 4:39PM
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boozer
Posts: 521 - Karma: 35,622

When does a pentagon not have 5 sides? When it's intersected by a plane.

Also, how do you pick up hot chicks at Auschwitz? With a dustpan.

I was working on an abortion joke too, but it never fully developed....:D

Jan 27 2014 11:53PM
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Pigeon.
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What's the difference between a 6 year old and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesn't cry when I put my meat in it
Jan 28 2014 1:19AM
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array.
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oh god. haha


What does an apple and a black man have in common?





They both look good hanging from trees.
Jan 28 2014 1:25AM
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Parks.
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If Helen Keller fell down in the woods,

Would she make a sound?

So I got a cat the other day,

I had to swerve, but i got it!

Jan 28 2014 1:47AM
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cool_name
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What opens at 1 but closes after 5?
Nelson Mandela's advent calendar

What's red and climbs trees?
Paul walkers Porsche

Jan 28 2014 12:15PM
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Drail
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What's brown and sticky?


A stick



Am I doing it right?
Jan 28 2014 12:43PM
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White_Goodman
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Whats the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits untill you're a teenager to come on your face
Jan 28 2014 12:56PM
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Almost_Cool
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This seems darker than the other jokes in this thread...

What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?

You can't skull fuck a rock through the eyesocket

Jan 28 2014 1:15PM
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Pancake_Fucker
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We have a black guy in our family tree.




he's still hanging there
Jan 28 2014 3:36PM
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The_Polock
Posts: 345 - Karma: 1,280
Dark as in Black huh??Click for larger image
Jan 28 2014 3:39PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Tame. Sounds like an average wednesday to me
Jan 28 2014 4:51PM
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DirtYStylE
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Nope. That would be more like an Anti-Joke : https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/553929/

Dark jokes make fun of horrible, tragic, and mostly illegal things
Jan 28 2014 5:19PM
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broto
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Jan 28 2014 5:21PM
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DirtYStylE
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Damn son. I threw that meter into the garbage months ago. You must have been swimming in the landfill in order to find it. Thanks.
Jan 28 2014 5:35PM
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