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hoodratz47
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ok in govy the one thing that is the most fucked up is when the russians come to town.. they bring ther whole family and think that they dont have to take any shit from anyone.. so i was driving up the road in govy. when i se a car pulled over and a family haveing a snowball fight. i look and see the dad cranking back to trow a snowball he trows and hits... im like.. fuck that mother fucker... i spin a 180 and start heading full speed at there car.. i get close enough to hit the mound of snow left by the plows. and i douse the whole family in wet dirty pooo snow.. i just have enough time to look back and see the dad slip and fall on his face.





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Dec 8 2004 7:46PM
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RudyGarmisch
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what?
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Dec 8 2004 7:47PM
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SchweitzerSki
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good i'm glad he fell on his face. i hate those fuckers. one time we were downtown watching fireworks on the 4th of july and these russains were parked next to us and the dad was leaning on our car and the whole family took out lawn chairs and was and started spitting on us. what fuckers
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Dec 8 2004 7:49PM
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he hit your car? okay justified



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Dec 8 2004 7:49PM
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fourdskate
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good that you got him back, but that's a bad stereotype for russians. they're pretty pimp. i just think they're all mobsters.
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Dec 8 2004 8:17PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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im part russian.....like cacasus mountain area and siberia ish.....not all are bad but they def are like that i think. thats pretty funny tho
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Dec 8 2004 8:25PM
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^ shut up griay
Dec 8 2004 8:29PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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^ill get the russain mafia and turkish mafia on you.....and believe me you dont want the russian mafia on your hunchback andy
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Dec 8 2004 8:44PM
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Bangor
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now i'm not down with anybody hitting my car, but what the fuck do you have against the russians?

they make crazy vodka, and they came up with the anti-hangover pill. they also put the first satellite into orbit. and i've met a bunch of people from russia and other russia-derived countries, and they rock!

so don't go around trashing our freinds across the pond!
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Dec 8 2004 9:20PM
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I'm part Russian too.



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Dec 8 2004 9:22PM
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Bangor
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^ yes, it did sound kind of hot.
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Dec 8 2004 9:26PM
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1080bio
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if you wana trash people acrros the pond trah those english fuckers there the gayest out of the europians

what happined to drugs, sex, & rock and roll...now adays we have aids crack and techno.......

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Dec 8 2004 9:34PM
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Ski-hobo
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Russians are pretty fucked up though, they have about 4 times the crime in Russia as we do hear, and so much suicide that it is acutally making a dent in their population.


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Dec 8 2004 9:34PM
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hoodratz47
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no... like the russians that come ot hood just like get drunk and do whatever the fuck they want csue they have a shitload of money... there fuckstains





'but yea drinking and driving isn't bad if you don't crash or anything'

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Dec 8 2004 9:35PM
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